Fug Country

Proving that anything can happen, here we have an uncharacteristic misstep from the usually beautifully-dressed, and always generally beautiful Charlize Theron:

Unless she’s pregnant, which, judging from photos of her just two days ago, she isn’t, or en route to a toga party, the shape of this gown is a huge mistake.  It’s simply not flattering, although I will give her that it looks comfortable.  But so is my bathrobe, and I certainly don’t wear that out in public. You know, usually.

And in addition to the fact that the cut is an Homage To Potato Sack Races, the color is pretty disasterous. I always say, if you’re going to wear a toga, at least go Roman in a jazzy hue.  But poor Charlize decided to get all Salute to Cement up in that dress’s grill, and who can sign off on that?