Fug Crush

Something about Kate Bosworth’s dress looks quite clean and sophisticated…

… and yet, something about it looks like her mummifier abandoned the job halfway through because he or she ran out of embalming fluid, and anyway, Top Chef was on, and you kind of have to watch that show while you’re taking a meal break or else you’ll get too unbearably hungry. Something of which Kate Bosworth might actually now be aware, since she looks a lot healthier than the last time we talked about her.

That doesn’t change the fact that I can’t decide whether this is sleek or a body bandage, but hey, it makes me feel good about the sandwich I’m about to make.