Fug-Fug Olsen

It’s nice to see that Mary-Kate Olsen…

a) Still doesn’t brush her hair;

b) Still clings to those ribbed tights and staunchly believes that they’re viable “bottoms” even though if a stiff wind blew up her overlong tee, her own bottom would be exposed, and not in a cute way, but in an “I see London, I see France, I see the cotton crotch of those uniform tights and that’s frankly totally unsexy” kind of way;

c) Still refuses to look anyone in the eye;

d) Has turned to wearing jazz shoes as imagined by the kind folks at Easy “Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker” Spirit;

e) Still wears strange, inexplicable clothing layers (there is some kind of floaty thing over her tee but under her jacket); and yet…

f) Still seems to be doing better health-wise.

I am such a softie. Well, this second, anyway.