Fug Ling

The deeper we probe Bai Ling — in a distant, fully clothed, frightened kind of way — the more unusual personalities we find. We have reason to believe this one is #14, a.k.a. “A shot of Scotch Frisky.”

[Source: Daily Celeb.]

She really puts the “tart” in Tartan, don’t you think? I’m greatly excited for her sponsorship deal with the 3M Corporation, in which they put out a special commemmorative Bai Ling tape dispenser that starts purring every time you rip off a piece.