Fug Ling

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Oh, Bai. Don’t be so bashful.

See? I know it’s a muddle when camera-shy Personality No. 10, the Haley’s Comet of your psyche, makes her one appearance every eon right in the middle of No. 2′s achingly sensitive tribute to Shania Twain. But one of the other ones always eventually emerges the victor. Plus, let’s face it, No. 10 is still a chip off the old Bai — there’s no way she doesn’t secretly enjoy strutting around like a giant embodiment of the fingerless gloves I wore in fourth grade for Halloween. I was Madonna; too bad I threw them out three years later, or else someday I could’ve gone as you.