(1) RIHANNA vs. (16) BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

(2) THE FAMILY SMITH vs. (15) AUBREY O’DAY

(3) LEIGHTON MEESTER vs. (14) TOM BRADY

(4) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (13) RYAN CABRERA

(5) JULIANNE MOORE vs. (12) BRAD PITT

(6) MISCHA BARTON vs (11) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

(7) GWYNETH PALTROW vs. (10) MARY-KATE ASHLEY OLSEN

(8) GINNIFER GOODWIN vs. (9) CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Why pick just one Smith when you can pick them all? The meteoric rise of the children — and their associated fashion crimes — feels a whole lot like one big Clan Smith plan for global domination, so we’re nominating the family as such. But can they get past a previous champion? Likewise, since the Olsens were generally attached at the hip in public, they are attached at the seeding here. Wonder if Gwynnie can continue her quest to rule the world, or if Fug Madness will be the one province she cannot annex.