It’s that time again. Kiss your tiara goodbye, Amber Rose, and get ready to hand it over to a new champion.
Or, maybe not — you never know who’ll take home the Fug Madness crown in 2011.
If you’re not familiar with Fug Madness, our annual contest to determine the fugliest celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) of the year, you can read more about it here. Basically, it’s a March Madness-themed event shindig where we pick sixty-four people, divide them into four brackets, rank them based on how tough an opponent we think they will be, and pit them against each other in a series of so-called games that are decided by your votes. We carry on until we’ve narrowed the field down to that one precious soul who will wear the crown.
The Fug Madness seeding committee will be meeting this weekend to determine the seedings. (Well, maybe it will meet before that; we’ll see. There are extenuating scheduling circumstances.) Our aim is to announce the seedings no later than next Monday, so we can get the play-in game off and running next Tuesday the 15th and then start this sucker in earnest on Thursday, March 17. Also known as St. Patrick’s Day. So if ever there were a year to invent a Fug Madness drinking game, this is it.
Please pop by the comments section of this entry to give us your suggestions for who makes the tournament — or even who should be left behind, and/or what surprise perennials didn’t do enough to get in this time. Remember, the criteria are: clothes the person wore from March 8, 2010, to Feb 28, 2011 — essentially, after last year’s Oscars but including this year’s.
We’re excited to see what you think! The selection committee takes your input very seriously — as seriously as a martini. So don’t hold back.
Comments (257):
I’m going to have to nominate Halle Berry on the basis of that Pucci alone.
Britney has been looking so much better the last year, she doesn’t qualify.
And Mischa Barton should be spared because it’s just too pitiful.
This may sound sad, but I’ve been looking forward to Fug Madness since at least last October.
Based only on wardrobe choices, Helena Bonham Carter MUST be nominated! Drew Barrymore has been wearing some weird stuff lately too…
Ke$ha, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Emma Stone, January Jones.
If Paz de la Huerta doesn’t snag a high seed, I’ll be shocked. Please consider her strongly!
The esteemed Rita Wilson in a surprisingly high seed…
PAZ!
Can we get some boy fugs in here too?
Sadly, my beloved Christina Hendricks is one of the first that comes to my mind. I’d also suggest Melissa Leo and Sticky Fingers Lohan…
Julianne Moore
PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!! PAZ!!!!
I would exclude Gaga on the simple basis that everything she wears is for the sake of attention. Paz definitely needs a mention.
Here’s another vote for Paz.
I think HBC should be exempt, just like SWINTON!, for having her own wacked-out style and owning it. HBC knows what she’s doing, and the items she wears are actually high quality and fit the way they’re supposed to. In fact, I hereby request that HBC become HBC! in every future GFY posting!
Ginnifer Goodwin for sure. Also, can Michelle Rodriguez get some Fug Madness love? If only on the strength of her Oscars attire…
Paz de la Huerta, Rita Wilson, Nicki Minaj, and Isabel Lucas
Lady Gaga
Rumer Willis,
Lea MIchelle
January Jones
Phoebe Price
Mischa Barton
Helena Bonham-Carter
Leigh Lezark
Rihanna
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
January Jones, Madonna, Leona Lewis, Leigh Lezark, Rihanna, Miley, Nicky Minaj, Halle Berry, the Smith family, Leighton Meester, Katie Price, Paz de la Huerta, Melissa Leo, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry, Christina Hendricks, and out of love, Cher, HBC, I refuse to nominate Gaga because I don’t want her to win anything else, I’m done with her.
I’d nominate Lady Gaga but I think she gets infinitely more attention than she deserves already. So I vote she gets left out of it entirely.
I agree with Fuh Ugh…I can’t believe I’m nominating Halle Berry!
Taylor Momsen.
Katie Holmes
Paz de la Huerta
I will think of more in a minute……..
paz & m-rod. no gaga.
Ginnifer Goodwin, Paz de la Huerta, NICOLAS CAGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Leona Lewis, Leigh Lezark, Rihanna, HBC.
PAZ. and I’m gonna have to ahead and say Katy Perry or Ciara. I don’t think I’ve seen either of them wearing legitimate clothes in months…. thigh-highs and butt shorts are NOT Winter attire.
I want to see Jenny from the Block bring down the competition, LOVERS.
I think Sarah (9:24am) got my whole list, except I wouldn’t put HBC! on there. I <3 her too much.
OH! Nicole Richie, just on the strength of that sparkly caftan alone.
Paz de la Huerta, Cate Blanchett, Rumer Willis, Cancer Shorts O’Day, Miley Cyrus, BOOBS LEGSLY, Heidi Klum, Leigh Lezark, Leona Lewis, Cher, Phoebe Price, Drunkface McCord, Rita Wilson, shoot, lunch time is over oh well here are a few!!!
Jada Pinkett Smith for that stupid romper thingy she wore to the BET awards.
Leona Lewis
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
I love Nicki Minaj but I have to include her on this list. Mostly because I know she would probably be really proud of it.
Michelle Williams
Halle Berry
Taylor Momsen
Nicky Minaj
Madonna
JLoHew
Paz ‘I’m the new Drunkface’ de la Huerta
Leona Lewis
I vote to leave Lady Gag-gag off. I just don’t want to give her the attention. Also, I’m not sure perennial fuggers Bai Ling and Phoebe Price have served up enough to qualify this year.
Co-Co …. aka Mrs. Ice-T. Just because she revels in her whoriness. January Jones could be a contender this year. Sharon Stone (see CoCo). I agree with those who feel GaGa should be excluded… whacked out dressing is how she rolls. A couple of classics deserve a spot – Cher and Madonna. I am so excited! This is the best part of March!!!!
Rita Wilson will reign supreme this year!
Taylor Momsen, PAZ! and Rita Wilson, fugly across the age brackets….:)
In following with the spirit of the original March Madness tournament, from which Fug Madness is derived, can this year’s pool be expanded to 68? Too many people to fug!
Ginnifer Goodwin. Just so sad this year…her hair has been looking particularly porcupine-y lately. Paz, for the lipstick alone. CHRISTIAN BALE’S FACE. Taylor Momsen. “Key, dollar sign, ha.” Cody Horn (THE GLOVES!) Julianne Moore (THE SLEEVE!) All the Smiths, but Willow and Mama Smith in particular. Christina Hendrix hasn’t looked good, like, all year. Bai Ling forever. HBC and Gaga just madness…I dunno if they’re FUG madness…like, they never look good or bad, just totally cracked out batshit insane.
We need more boy fugs. Who’s been cracked out and about this year?
Spencer whosit?
Has Steven Segal been around?
Oh why wasn’t Mickey Rourke in any new movies??
How about some men on the list? Like Justin Bieber (ok,not technically a man…) or that dude that likes to go barefoot to the red carpet. Right, Thomas Jane. Looking forward to seeing Leona Lewis in Fug Madness! Was so excited when I saw her self-designed dresses!
Michelle Williams, Jessica Simpson, Paz, Britney,Rumer Willis, Lindsay Lohan, BEYONCE
I completely forgot about Isabel Lucas. Good call Sami.
Justin Bieber, if only for his hair. (Well, and that I’m-so-tough-I-can-hang-with-Usher blue leather jacket at the Grammys…). Taylor Momsen for sure. I say put Gaga in – let the voters decide if that sort of intentional wackitude is worthy or not. HBC I adore, but she should be in. Again, let the voters decide. Paz should get in for her face alone… (ooh, sorry, that was mean!)
Any Kardashian. That goes for Bruce, the old broad, and the two pole dancers in training.
And Solange. And even though I have no clue who they are, anyone from that horrid show “Basketball Wives”.
PAZ & RITA.
paz and rita.
FOR REALS.
I have to say Halle Berry, she has gone from WOW to WTF, sadly. Helena Bonham Carter for just being butt-ugly, Lady Gaga because for our Mother Monster even this award would be a victory (sorry Fug Girls, Gaga is above your mockery…), Katy Perry, Rihanna… Not Willow Smith because kids can wear silly clothes.
Consider Melissa Leo….and Ginnifer Goodwin OH MY GOD THE HAIR YOU CAN’T DO EDGY GINNFER PLEASE STOP TRYING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
*glances at 2010 Fugs*
*brain broke*
*cries at the state of fashion*
Nominates:
Kei$a
Candidates that could/should, possibly, escape attention:
GaGa – because she wants it so bad, and just like FugGirls wrote, she’s a brat. I know attention -whoring has been it’s own category – this must end. It’s produced Lady-mothe&/R)%-Gaga.
Rhianna – because she’s kind of awesome. She doesn’t give two shits, and she doesn’t match the rest. Because she owns it.
Taylor Momsen – complicated. I don’t know if she’s an attention-whore, or if she really is an alternative, rock-roll-chick. In any chase… She is very young. Let’s leave her some room.
Will return with more nominees. (If I can steal time…)
Oh! Fug Girls? I love you. I know you’re about the FUGs, but I’d like to see an occasional take on the “random-but-pretty”. I’ve been reading since abt. 2006, and really appreciate the comments-function.
(However, you have a good point in restricting it. People are mean, and not always about clothes. *sad*)
Xtina (hot mess and fug directly proportional), Aubrey O’Day (I think that last fug puts her at enough material for the year…), Carrie Underwood (fashion sense of a barbie-obsessed 6 year old), Fergie (because the peas were so much better without her), Boobs Legsly (I know she has her own style, but it’s truly fug), Hayden Panettiere (this year, randomly, she seems to have enough material and it’s all uber-fug)
I also second the request to excuse HBC. She’s perfectly well aware of what she’s wearing and it works in a very odd way. Plus that BAFTA speech was amazing.
Cameron Diaz’s dresses keep getting shorter. I’d like to see her in Fug Madness.
xtina, for sure! she’s pulled out some good fuggers these past few months.
i have to say, this is my first fug madness and i’m super stoked!
No Gaga, no guys.
In the spirit of the original, dudes should have their own tournament.
KATY. PERRY.
Also, Taylor Momsen. I still love the music, gurrl, you just look a touch crackwhorey.
Halle Berry, Eva Mendes, Xtina, Ginnifer Goodwin, JSimp!
MOMSEN!!
Also…
Paz de la Huerta
Isabel Lucas
Solange
Aubrey O’Day
Madonna
Aubrey O’Day
With visions of the Oscars still dancing in my head, I have to nominate: Amanda Seyfried, Brooklyn Decker, Bryce Dallas Howard, Cammie Diaz, Florence Welch, Ginnifer Goodwin, Hayden Pantywaist, Heidi Klum, Jena Malone, Kathryn Bigelow, Madonna, Marisa Tomei, Melissa Leo, Michelle Rodriguez, Naomi Watts, Paz de la Huerta, Rita Wilson, Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry
TAYLOR MOMSEN. I’m only 23 and she makes me want to yell at her in a get-off-my-lawn way.
Jenny from the Block for sure. I’d also nominate HBC, but in the spirit of love. We need a new High Priestess of Fug, since SWINTON decided to keep her SWINTONness to herself.
The possibilities are endless! The fugsters that pop immediately into my mind are Ke-DollarSign-Ha, Ginnifer Goodwin, Willow Smith, Taylor Momsen, Christina Aguilera, and can Leona Lewis be nominated twice for designing AND wearing those fug crop top/high waisted skirt combos?
Also, PAZ!
I hate to do this, but: Halle Berry. I mean, her recent wardrobe is just so *inexplicable*.
Also: Cameron Diaz and Madonna, who have discovered that one can clothe oneself in Desperation.
I forgot Fugerina Graham.
I have some I’d like to keep off the ballot: Helena, Lady Gaga and Nikki Minaj dress fug because that’s their shtick. I think the title of fug madness needs to go to someone who actually thinks that they are looking good in their fugly choices.
Some nominees I’d like to see: JSimp; Momson; Halle Berry (never thought I’d say that, but she deserves it after the Golden Globes and the Pucci); Leona Lewis, Christina Augilera; Carrie Underwood.
Taylor Momsen (AHH I cannot stand her wardrobe choices! Also, teenage wannabe prostitutes are never a good thing). Also, I love HBC… she has character! (not fug!)
Totally agreed on Paz, Momsen and Nicky Minaj. Also Gaga and her wannabe, Rihanna. SHUT UP, RIRI. YOU WERE PERFECTLY REASONABLE BEFORE YOU TRIED TO BE A GAGA CLONE.
It makes me weep, but Xtina and Halle Berry also need to be nominated.
The perennially frumpy Angelina Jolie. It was the year of the dreadful, dreadful bangs, and bad dress choices: 1. High neck and twisted torso, 2. Glove sleeves, 3.White fuzzy?! dress, 4. silvery caftan with semi-belt, 5. green saggy dress with evil 80s shoulders. Even when her dresses were okay, just dull, the bangs ruined them, particularly when she had an updo. She is guilty of fug crimes for wasting her hotness.
Dishonourable mention to the too-young-to-be-cracked-out Willow Smith.
Also, in defense of Rita Wilson, she has also had some great fashion highs this year too. I think she saw herself in that Emmy dress and was inspired to do something about it…successfully.
I’d also like to see less of the pseudo-celebrities who just wear crazy clothes to get attention, and are famous for not much else…Katie Price, Bai Ling, etc…
With Paz and Rita veritable shoo-ins for top seeds (in the Charo and Madonna brackets respctively) it hardly seems worthwhile to nominate others, but nominate we must, so please don’t forget the perpetually anemic Abbie Cornish and Kelly MacDonald. All that pale flesh and all those dowdy nude dresses — its like they are perpetually auditioning for True Blood, or looking for a Mark Anthony hook up. Also Snooki and, these next two kill me because they know how to dress well, Nicole Kidman and Scarlett Johanssen.
Marisa Tomei for her hideous Oscar dress. And Lady Gaga.
no gaga because she’s paying someone to make honest-to-gosh costumes. Her clothing is not at all about fashion.
No HBC because I put her in the SWINTON category. She is truly original and also not about fashion, but she’s very personally creative in the way she dresses. I agree that she should now be referred to as HBC!
And I vote for guys, but I think they should have their own category. Mr. nasty bare feet guy is a strong contender. Also Matthew McConaughey because he always looks dirty. (I seem to have a hygiene theme going here.)
Melissa Leo — and hopefully, she’ll buy print ads to promote herself as the Fuggest of Them All!
Kristen Stewart
Madonna
Taylor Momsen
Halle Berry
Miley Cyrus (Don’t think she’s been mentioned yet, but really, so BAD)
Xtina (or as my fave radio station likes to call her “vanilla snookie”)
Paz
Taylor Momsen
Nikki Minaj
Michelle Williams
So excited for this! Best time of the year
Paz De La Whatsheroily face, Isabel Lucas, KATIE HOLMES, Taylor Momsen, and Leona Lewis have been sartorially hollering all year for inclusion in this competition.
Oh, and please go ahead and toss St. Angie and her beige caftans in there, too. Her outfits are inexcusably boring.
Paz de la Huerta, for sure. I’d love to see what that lovable scamp Roisin Murphy has been wearing this past year. Kat Graham should be a contender. And although we haven’t seen much of her lately, I am a ride-or-die bitch for life’s forever bridesmaid, Solange “Basement Baby” Knowles.
Paz and Ginnifer Goodwin NEED to be in it! Ginnifer may not dress exactly fug, but that hair is just so atrocious it warrants an appearance!
Other recommendations:
Ke$ha
January Jones
Boobs Legsley
Leigh Lezark
Leona Lewis (girl has been campaigning HARD for this, it seems)
Rihanna
Halle Berry
Isabel Lucas
Nicki Minaj
Leighton Meester
Julianne Moore
Katy Perry
Nicole Kidman
Lohan
Juliette Lewis
Bai and P-Squared (though, do they have enough material from the past year!??)
And I agree with whoever said Rita Wilson. Yes.
I also agree Gaga should get a pass. I’m just over it.
Helena Bonham Carter
Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj’s Hair
Ke$ha
Taylor Momsen
WILLOW SMITH – potential to be the youngest fug madness champion ever
No need for nominations this year. Paz de la Huerta should automatically get the price
oops that should read prize
Katerina Graham
The final two must be Paz de la Huerta v. Ginnifer Goodwin. Although Mia Wasikowska will get further than anyone would believe.
Natalie Portman. Ugh. For someone so pretty and smart, she rarely gets it right.
I’m going to nominate Niki Minaj, for having more polterwang-y outfits than one should be allowed. Oh, and for being in a music video with Will.I.Am.
Madonna (girl, get a grip). Taylor Momsen, doesn’t need to be cut any slack. Absolutely not HBC, totally agree with the other posters, she is in her own beautiful Vivian Westwood by way of Tim Burton world and she rules it. Different doesn’t always equal fugly. Jada Pinkett Smith twice, once for herself and once for dressing her daughter like that. Not the kid, she really is too young to be fugged. Katherine Bigelow for that Oscar dress, two strikes and you’re out, Katherine.
Gaga, Ke$ha, Paz de la Huerta, Momsen and Ginnifer Goodwin
Leighton Meester, remember the lacey jumpsuit?
Rihanna, has she gotten it right once this year?
Halle Berry, the Golden Globes was unforgiveable.
Jessie J, you Fugged her once but she always dresses awfully.
Miley Cyrus, the Grammy’s was just sad.
Christina Aguilera, this year has been awful for her.
How could I have forgotten Taylor Momsen? he will be the run away winner this year. I can see it now.
Could we lump the Kardashians into one giant, putrid contestant? That way, we wouldn’t be made nauseous more than occasionally.
And could we have some consolation prizes, like Miss Congeniality? Like worst stage outfit, worst thing on the public streets, worst romper-catsuit-unitard?
I was worried when Ginnifer Goodwin was the first one to spring to mind, but should have trusted Fug Nation to be populated with likeminded spirits. No to Gaga. Aubrey O’Day for those demented-space-barbie-pantalooniculars. Madonna, Halle Berry, Ke-USD-ha, all Gossip Girl ladies, RPattz’s hair, January Jones, Christina Hendricks, Leona Lewis, RIhanna, Katy Perry, Isabel Lucas, Paz, Katerina Graham, Julianne Moore, Amanda Seyfried, etc.
I keep forgetting about Michelle Williams.
I think it’s because everything she’s worn this year has been designed to be forgotten. It’s like her clothes are the wardrobe equivalent to the brain zap thingy in MIB.
Fugging awful!
Alexa Chung – for facial and sartorial expressions. Trya Banks – for the jumpsuits from ANTM. Marion Cottilard – for her whackadoodle fall/winter looks (girl, think of what God gave you and what you’ve done with it). And I’d love to see a “Famacide” bracket that pits Kardashes and Smiths (Jada, Willow) against each other.
Sending Diet Coke, platters of cheese, Anne of Green Gables DVDs, and comfy pants to you, dears!
No Gaga, Rihanna, or HBC — they are all TRYING to be loud and ridiculous
Melissa Leo – I hated every awards season look she sported
Annette BenningShiloh Jolie Pitt
Leighton Meister
Carrie Underwood
Katy Perry
Kathryn Bigelow
Tori Spelling
While I love the Bais, Aubreys, and Gagas – it’s the folks that are terrible for no perceivable artistic vision that need the harsh wake-up call of a Fug Madness seed.
Halle Berry – it’s a crime that she cannot find clothing that flatters *that* body
Naya Rivera – my eyes are still recovering from the geometric disaster
Gwynnie – stonewashed ankle jeans?
Michelle Williams – part Little House on the Prairie, part hooker lampshade – all bad
Miley Cyrus – make it stop.
Lea Michelle – she was supposed to be a boon to the world of H-less Leas
I was going to nominate Kristen Stewart, but a peek through the archives showed me that she really only had one real fug on GFY since last year, and that was the Met Ball where even the good ones can go bad. She fell into the fug or fab a lot, but was much better this year than last.
I’m in the no Gaga / no Rihanna crowd too.
Jessica Simpson HAS to get on this if only for that last tie dyed thing – I’m still having nightmares about it…
Paz FTW. I’m sorry, but SWINTON is a deity at this point.
Agree that we need to get more Man Fugs this year, especially: Is That Your Junk (JON HAMM!!!), Boys Who Don’t Look Like Boys (Bieber), and Homeless Categories.
Not gonna lie. I just like looking at pictures of Jon Hamm.
I second Leona Lewis
and Madonna
Ke$ha
NIcki Minaj
Aubrey O’Day
the momsen
Another vote for Coco!!
Leighton!!
also Paz, Xtina, Rita, T.Mom, and Ke-dollar sign-ha.
Leona Lewis FTW! I’m calling it now!
@ SmallFry: “Ke-DollarSign-Ha” ~!!!~ well-played!
my list:
*ANY* Kardashian (as wisely stated by HamsterPants. props to HamsterPants!)
Kimora Lee Simmons (for radiating inner ugliness beyond allowable aesthetic compensation; oh yeah, and her unchecked goiter, too)
The Olsen Twins
Solange
Miley
Paz
Lohan
Michelle Williams
Snooki
J Lopez
G Goodwin
Cameron Diaz
Guiliana Rancic
Rumer Willis
please don’t give Lady GagHag a second thought.
I am tempted to throw Rihanna and Minaj and Paris Hilton and Ke-DollarSign-Ha, Momsen, and Bai Ling into this category, too, because what they want is our energy and attention. They earned lifetime achievement awards for their sad desperate loserness and I won’t be bothered with feeding them anymore.
can we have a category just for terrible hairdos? i
nominate:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Aniston
Guilana Rancic
Patti Stanger
Fergie
Demi Moore
Miley Cyrus
How about Heidi Klum – she’s got some pretty cracked-out outfits lately?
Oh, and don’t forget Fabiola whats her name.
Leona Lewis, January Jones, Jennifer Aniston, Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Chole Seviny, Halle Berry, Blake Lively
Please no Lady Gaga, she is trying to be ridiculous and craves attention- this only adds to it.
How could I forget Katerina Graham after she’s worked so hard to make the Madness?
Ditto to much of the above, plus ScarJo. Someone who is so pretty, and so rich, should be looking so much better than she does much of the time.
Paz de la Huerta, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus, and Halle Berry should definitely be highly seeded this year. As for SWINTON, HBC and GaGa, at this point they are beyond Fug.
And add Rita Wilson to the list of those to be included. With all the piles of money that Tom Hanks has made, surely she could find something to wear!
Amy Adams, for being offensively boring, in both clothing choices and personality.
Ginnifer Goodwin, Halle Berry, Madonna(SO OVER HER), Leona Lewis, Melissa Leo, Bieber, January Jones, and Christina Aguilera.
I wish I could nominate SWINTON and Solange, but I feel like they did NOTHING this year clothing-wise. Blerg.
Paz definitely. I’d be surprised if she didn’t win. Unfortunately, and I hate to say this, but I think that Halle Berry needs to be included too, because the shit she’s been wearing recently is WHACK.
X-tina
K-dollar sign-ha
Li-lo (always bad, even being locked up has no bearing on the fact that she is always terribly dressed)
Katerina Graham
Miley
Paz
J. Simp
K. Kardashian (if Amber Rose counts, then I suppose she does, too)
K. Kardashian <– my mind forgot that they are all named "K" whatever, they are all bad!
Hayden Pantierre, January Jones, Miley Cyrus, Halle Berry, Katie Price, Paz de la Huerta, Melissa Leo, Juliette Lewis, Christina Hendricks (my girls-crush *sigh*), Rumer Willis… there are more out there… we all know it!
I’m strongly against Gaga. (also for the same reason Kate Perry) They “are” only costumes. Btw. this may also be valid vor Rihanna. And also for Taylor Momsen (even so she wants as to think “that’s so meeeee”. There should be a costume poll or something!
Seriosly… can’t they just try to impress us with actual TALENT. The talent they may have or not… I don’t care anymore!
I say that …
-Willow Smith should get a pass since she is so young and so adventurous. Her time will come.
-I <3 exempting HB to the C, and hereby making her HBC!
-Gaga should not be in, nor get any punctuation. The costumes are simply that…and I'm done.
I know Jenna Fischer and Kate Mara haven’t done much lately, but what they have done is BAD.
OH! Maybe the brackets can change? Madonna has been out on the circuit with her daughter, and has some wack-a-doodle stuff to fug. I’d love to have her in competition.
Hayden P, JHew, Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Isabel Lucas, Eva Longoria, Naya Rivera
Michelle Rodriguez, Ke$ha, January Jones, Leona Lewis (who should do extremly well), and Michelle Williams!
Any/all of the Kardashians.
Ah! It is that time of the year again! Yay yay yay! *Does a little dance* Fug Madness!!
I nominate Leona Lewis, Ke$ha, Willow Smith, Leighton Meester.
Can we just ignore everyone who declined to wear pants? We would just be reinforcing their behavior by giving them attention.
Taylor Momsen and Paz just go without saying surely!
I do have one addition:
Leighton Meester and the Marchesa jumpsuit.
Nicki Minaj, for that hideous purple polterwang jumpsuit.
She may only be 9 or 10 years old, but Willow Smith’s Crimes of Fugshion have earned her a spot! I know she’s just a kid, but if she’s dressing like that before hitting puberty, imagine the horror that’s to come! Also a contender… her mother, Jada Pinckett-Smith!
Even though Fug Madness is a ‘No Boys Allowed Club’, I’d like to nominate Justin Bieber just because he looks like a fugly dressed lesbian!
Others that have assaulted my senses with their fuggery are: Leona Lewis, Taylor Momsen, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, Aubrey O’Day, Lindsay Lohan, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rihanna, all the Kardashians, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, etc…
BAI “NIPPLES” LING FOREVER!!!
Also agree with the user who suggested “frumpy” Angelina Jolie.
HBC should be given a pass simply coz she’s awesome and also Lady Gag Gag…I’m over it.
Taylor Momsen. ‘Nuff said.
As pretty as she is, January Jones is about as awkwardly dressed as they come.
I think HBC and Gaga should have their own categories this year.
My noms for the smackdown: Paz de la Huerta, Blake Lively, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Williams and practically every popular top 40 female artist.
Paz and Boobs Legsly are my top choices. Then Nicki Minag, January Jones, Gwynie maybe? Oh and Katy Perry, but I tend to take most of her outfits as a joke in general.. I guess Leighton too, but I just love her so much on Gossip Girl.
Paz – in all her sloppy drunken gloriousness!
natalie p-man
kate whats her name from Blue Crush – she always looks fashion-victimy
claire danes – the woman cannot dress for her body!
as much as it pains me, Amy Adams, because she has had some real washed out crap on her this year. She needs to get back on track! Tough love!
re the anti-gaga voices. Aren’t many of these ladies about performance? I think last year’s winner is. Coco is. Amber is. Yes, gaga’s sensibilities are a little more off the hook but she is looking a part, selling a brand, the same way many actors/fashion people are.
Definitely in agreement on Ke$ha, Taylor Momsen, and Nicki Minaj. My brain hurts just reflecting on their outfits from this past year.
Michelle Williams for sure – someone that pretty should never look as fug as she so often does.
Sadly, we need to include Halle Berry.
January Jones
Count me as another vote against including Gaga – I just can’t take her anymore.
Hold on – Michelle Williams? She wore one wacky dress this year – the daisy thing, which some sites added to their Best Lists… -she does not qualify for this tourney, at all!
Compared to
Katy Perry
Nicki Minaj
I dunno – for some reason I can’t summon up enough joy or outrage to really get into it yet.
Maybe when I see the nominees.
But really, no way Michelle Williams.
Michelle Williams
I would also love a men’s bracket.
fug madness is my FAVORITE time of year. that probably sounds sad, but it’s true. i can.not.wait. i trust h and j to create a genius bracket that will basically save me from depression as this winter drags on and on. bless you h and j. seriously.
oh. nominations –
NAYA RIVERA
KATERINA GRAHAM
TYRA’s jumpsuit fetish on the last season of ANTM
christian bale’s beard
Gennifer Goodwin, Paz, and the person whom I forsee as the eventual and obvious winner: Taylor “Don’t You Have a Mom to Say NO?” Momsen.
Please no Gaga. She is in a realm beyond fugly.
People who do deserve the nod: Michelle Williams, the Biebs, Leona Lewis, Rita Wilson, Momsen.
It is terribly tragic that SWINTON has toned it down the last couple of years. I miss her.
Willow Smith, January Jones, Isabel Lucas, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes, Naya Rivera. Also, Taylor Swift for being so damn boring and predictable. And annoying.
Boobs Legsly
Miley Cyrus
Tyra Banks
Anne Hathaway has rocked some particularly bad outfits over the past year; she might not make it far in the tourney, but her fugly shouldn’t be ignored.
Leighton Meester
Rhiana
Naya Rivera
It’s difficult not to nominate people just for being boring and predictable.
Can we exclude performers who wear crazy stuff for attention to begin with? I guess if they’re wearing it to, say, a red carpet it counts, but if it’s on stage, that’s a whole different story. Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, etc. Not sure about Rihanna, though.
I think it’s time to exempt Lindsay Lohan using the Britney-no-fugging-the-obviously-mentally-ill Rule.
Thomas Jane’s feet should make the Final 4.
plastic baggy Ke$ha,
weedy raggy Johhny Depp,
red red Rihanna,
bed head Paz,
and that odd unkempt girl who starred in Twilight.
Julianne Moore, Paz de la Huerta, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and Kesha.
No Gaga.
We’ve included men in the bracket before, and will this time as well, I suspect. Having separate brackets for men and women isn’t really practical — there aren’t 64 dudes who are sufficiently cray-cray enough to feature.
Ginnifer Goodwin-for the hair alone, and Paz de la Huerta. But these ladies are too obvious. What about Rachel Ray and Chelsea Handler, who the hell styles these women? They have plenty of money and they always look like crap. I realize they are kind of in a different category from the likes of Swinton or even GaGa, but we do have to look at them!
Madonna, ever age-inappropriate.
Miley Cyrus
Paz de la H.
Minaj.
GOOP.
Dollar Sign in Name Girl.
Leona Lewis.
Juliette Lewis.
Julianne Moore.
A. Kutcher with those stupid hats.
It’s already been said, but putting vote in for a #1 seed….
SPaz, oh, uh, excuse me….PAZ
I think as grown-ups (are we?) we can’t include Willow. She’s just too young and I would feel mean. BUT: we could give mama Jada a double weight because she’s irresponsible enough to dress her kid like a fashion victim and parade her around the world for money and attention.
Oh, yes, Amy-with-a-capital-A, definitely Chelsea Handler. I think her wardrobe person hates her and she doesn’t realize it
Paz, definitely. Rita Wilson, Katerina Graham (Dark horse this year?), Leona Lewis, Aubrey O’Day, Madonna, J-Lov Kind Touch Hew, SWINTON and Ciara would be my choices.
Paz de la H….trashed train wreck if ever I saw one!
Julianne Moore.
Ginnifer Goodwin.
Chloe Sevigny.
X-tina…RuPaul dresses classier that this chick! Looking like a Mae West tranny! A bad one!
Paz de la Huerta FTW!
I see people here nominating people that have not been featured on GFY! Isn’t a rule of Fug Madness to nominate only people who have been featured on the site? If I’m right, and that is indeed one of the rules… STOP nominating random people just because you don’t like the way they dress!!!
Am I the first one to mention Fabiola Beracasa?! She has quite the fug catalogue this year.
And Leighten Meester for the butt jumpsuit alone.
Also random fuggee Bryn Edelsten from Australia who has made it on this site once or twice. Though she’d probably take it as a compliment so maybe she should be left out.
Ginnifer Goodwin has been so fug. And the whiff of desperation that accompanies Cameron Diaz should earn her a seed as well. Oh, and also Rihanna, who somehow transitioned from artfully crazy to just plain crazy.
Paz, J Simp ( for the reindeer leggings), Ginnifer Goodwin, GOOP, Miley, LeAnn Rimes, Alexa Chung. Hopefully no Lohan or budget reality “stars”.
Michelle Williams for that golden globes dress, plus Katy Perry for everything (i just feel like she tries too hard to look out there but it doesn’t work) and of course Paz
Isabel Lucas!!! She has popped up a fair few times, and she always looks cracked out. I feel like I am the only one who notices!
I’m with Trinity – HBC should be exempt… Other than that- Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Drunkface, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen… there’s probably a few I’ve missed…
Love Fug Madness!!!
Paz, Aubrey O’Day , Ginnifer Godwin
I’ve been waiting for this ever since the Super Bowl. It’s been a long February. Can’t wait for next week!
Rihanna
Bai fugging Ling!
the Momster (no, not your mother – Taylor Momsen)
Naya Rivera
Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, and Boobs Legsly
i second the vote for thomas jane’s feet.
Scarlett Johansson for what she wore to the 2011 Golden Globes, natch. That hair wasn’t helping her, either.
I also move to exclude Helena Bonham Carter from the running because she has an absolutely fabulous personal style, even if it’s completely wacked out.
Paz, Momsen, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Leona Lewis, and of course Bai Ling. She has my vote all the way, because she is a treasure.
And I will agree that I am so sick of seeing Lady Gaga. It is not even worth it.
Please don’t forget about the whacked out crap that Marion Cotillard was wearing earlier this year. She hasn’t been around much lately, but someone has to acknowledge how crazy she looked over the summer/fall. Also, aside from her Golden Globes dress, Angelina was frumpy mcgee this year.
I would just like to request that you leave off Mischa Barton – she’s got enough to deal with and I don’t feel okay poking fun at her outfits. (I feel this way about pretty much everyone with mental or substance problems.)
SWINTON, HBC! and Gaga revel in their style – plus, they’re just too out there and would steamroller the competition with their deliberate fuggness.
Leighton needs to be on there. I live for the inevitable Meester/Lively round.
I just realized that we haven’t seen the Peldons in a really long time. Someone should send out a search party.
The entire Jersey shore cast.
Definitely Mischa Barton (she hasn’t gotten a lot of noms but seriously, all of her clothes are horrible senior citizen getups! Go check for yourself!), Ginnifer Goodwin, January Jones (have we ever seen her get it right?), Michelle Williams (even though I love her, she almost always wears something bad lately), Christina Aguilera (how much makeup does a gal need?!), Julianne Moore (sigh again), Taylor Momsen (she’s only worn pants once that I recall), Halle Berry (how she can make herself look bad just baffles me), LiLo, Kardashians, Angelina Jolie (even her least boring “best” look, the green dress, was 80s shoulderpad city & was fug in my opinion), Jessica Simpson, J.Lo.Hew, Rihanna.
Everyone’s been including Rihanna in the “Costumes/art” category w/ Gaga & HBC, but I really think Rihanna probably thinks she’s stylish & not just out there, so she needs to be in the mix. I’d leave Ke$ha out, actually, though…I think all of her looks are her “sleazy” getups, part of her schtick. On the fence about Katy Perry.
I agree with a few others that we should not include the ones who are ridiculously OUT THERE but the ones who think they look sexy, fashionable, pretty, etc…when they are fugging it up.
I really hope you include a new SWINTON medal for best up and comer. Aside from the list – please also include anyone who is a repeated no pants offender and all those who wore ‘garments’ made from ‘not fabric’. Bring on the madness!! My nominations are:
Paz de la Huerta, Juliette Lewis, RiRi, Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen, Madonna, Leona Lewis, Jada Pinkett Smith, Brynne Edelsten, Kate Price, LiLo
Kristen Stewart! Dakota Fanning!
Rita Wilson, Paz naturally, Jada P Smith, Bryce D Howard, Leona Lewis – a bra top made of lips for heaven’s sake! Cate Blanchett, Julianne Moore – I know it’s “fashion”, it’s still fug! Can’t wait to see the seedings!
Pazzy Paz Paz!
Michelle Williams hasn’t been on top of her game lately either
SWINTON!
Ginnifer Goodwin
LA MEEST! (THE MARCHESA LACE CATSUIT ALONE…)
Julianne Moore
Taylor Momsen
Hayden Pantywaist
January Jones
Leona Lewis’s LIP BOOBS!
Ginnfer Goodwin,Taylor Momson, Gweneth Paltrow, Liv Tylor amd Jessica Simpson
I agree with the gang that doesn’t think Lady Gaga (or Gaggag) and her costumes qualify. Fug Madness contestants should be judged on their mis-guided attempts to be ‘fashionable’!
Riiiita Wilson
Paz de la Huerta
Ginnifer Goodwin (I love you, Ginnifer, but the madness must be curtailed!)
Leona Lewis
Julianne Moore
Michelle Williams
PAZ DE LA HUERTA
Fugiola Beracasa
Ginnifer Goodwin
Juliette Lewis
RIHANNA
KATY PERRY
Leona Lewis
Helena Bonham-Carter
Amber Rose
Anne Hathaway
David Hasselhoff
January Jones
Kesha
Remember that time when Kevin Federline had a good run in Fug Madness? I want more men representing this year.
Miley Cyrus
NICKI MINAJ!!!!!
Phoebe Price
Robert Pattinson
LEONA LEWIS!!!!
- please… a separate Men Fug Madness competition (no man can hope to beat any of the ladies mentioned here, so let’s be fair to them, eh?)
- please leave out of competition: SWINTON, HBC. Or rather, could they get a ‘marvellous fug bracket or something, to distinguish the good fug from the bad??
- I would like to see Madonna back in competition this year. change of bracket names might really be a great thing!
- NO GAGA.
Speaking of brackets: don’t even know who Charo is.
Bee: Charo
(there’s a link there. It didn’t turn blue)
Leona Lewis
I’m a vote for no men — I’d just give them a top 10 list and be done with it — Nick Cage owns it though.
Also second the idea of leaving troubled souls (Mischa Barton) out of it — give ‘em time to sort out their troubles — always time for a fug comeback down the road.
Throwing my support behind the idea of HBC!
Every time fug madness rolls around I regret that Food Network stars aren’t seen on the red carpet and thus aren’t eligible — Sandra Lee and her clothes worn to match the kitchen and “tablescape” — oh well. On to business…
Madonna
Christina Hendricks
(the champions of self-consciously sexy dressing — working it way too hard)
Julianne Moore
Annette Bening
(in the “women of a certain age can do better” category)
Miley Cyrus
Rihanna
Ke$ha
Leona Lewis
(in the “someday you will be a woman of a certain age and you are gonna look back and wince” category)
AHHH! What an exciting time of year!!
Upon reading about the nominations my FIRST thought was MISCHA BARTON!!!
So here’s my top 5 noms for 2011:
1. Repeat Fug Offender Mischa Barton esp. for the dress on the 7/29/10 posting, but really for any outfit. Ghastly.
2. Lady Gaga and the MeatSuit. I’m a veg and terribly offended. yuck.
3. Oh…Leighton Meester and her Sister/wife dress from the Golden Globes. I know she’s not usually fug but that dress was dreadful.
4. Marisa Tomei and that hot mess of an Oscar ensemble. Her look seriously made me sad.
5. And last but not least MANFUG offender David Hasselhoff and his shiny suit…which he bestowed upon us not once…but TWICE!!!
I second all votes for exemption for HBC and SWINTON based on their awesome wackitude.
My nominations:
Isabel Lucas – yes, she has been crazy this year!
Johnny Depp (though it pains me)
Nicolas Cage
Taylor Momsen
Halle Berry (girl, what is going on?)
Madonna
Leona Lewis (the lip boobs alone were a crime worthy of a high seed)
Nicki Minaj
Fabiola Beracasa
Aubrey O’Dey
and… Paz de la Huerta!
Nic Cage
David Hasselhoff
Kanye West
Katerina Graham
Aubrey O’Day
Amber Rose
Katie Holmes
Paz de la Huerta
Lady Gaga (even though her “outfits” are for attention purposes only)
Christina Aguliera
Rihanna
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry
Leona Lewis
Halle Berry (I am so over her)
Taylor Momsen
Willow Smith
Isabel Lucas
I am sure I’ll think of more as the day goes by.
Guys! We need men:
Russell Brand
Daniel Day Lewis (he’s always odd looking in real life)
Thomas Jane
Robert Pattison for his crimes against hair gel
Johnny Depp
Sad Keanu
Katarina Graham!
Nicole Kidman
Xtina
Halle Berry
Jennifer Lawrence
Eva Mendes
Anna Kendrick
Zoe Saldana
Jennifer Hudson
I agree that Gag-Gag and PSquared should be lumped into their own Batshit Crazy category and excluded. Fug Madness is for people who THINK they look good, but really don’t. Gag-Gag and PSquared don’t fall into that category. I nominate Pattinson for the fugly boy bracket. I’m so glad it’s almost time for the Madness to begin!
Leighton Meester for services to jumpsuit fuggery
Taylor Momsen
Leona ‘lip boob’ Lewis
Madonna for the Oscars alone
Christina Aguilera and indeed Cher for Burlesque-ing their way into fug madness
Miley Cyrus
May I just say that I too am throwing my support behind HBC! who I hear rumour has a government-awarded License to Fug.
Like SWINTON! she fugs with intention and thus they deserve their own special category of exempt-fug-ion.
Moammar Qathaffi! Other than the lunacy and the mass murder of his own people, have u seen the outfits? He wears upholstery and curtains and a *picture* on his chest.
Also – Madonna
Hilary Swank
Juliette Lewis
HBC (lifetime achievement)
I think we can give Paz the win just based on sheer number of nominations. Honorary mentions Katherina Graham, Naya Rivera, any of those trashy 90210 girls.
Can we discuss the parameters this year? We always waffle over intentional Fug vs. failed genuine fashion attempt. We could skip the Gaga / HBC / SWINTON debate because those ladies are just trying to be wacky.
Bryce Dallas Howard
Rita Wilson
January Jones
Kelly Osbourne, hello pot meet kettle.
Paz de le Huerta (a.k.a. she of the vampire lips)
Taylor Momsen
Katherina Graham
January Jones
Rita Wilson
Leona Lewis
Leigh Lezark
Anna Kendrick
Katy Perry
Nicki Minaj
Lady Gaga
Ke$ha
Taylor Momsen, Ke$ha, Leona Lewis and I heartily endorse Thomas Jane in the men’s category. Yes, exclude HBC and Lady GG.
I forgot Katy Perry!
Taylor “Where Are Her Parents?” Momsen, ftw.
Ke$ha
Nikki Minaj
Madonna
the Kardashians
Katy Perry
Miley Cyrus
not Lady Gaga, she should be exempt because she gets too much attention already
+ Kelly Osborne
Please consider that very strange women from New Jersey Beach (not my) reality show, whom I have never seen in anything attractive whatsoever.
Sadly…or maybe not..I have missed that show so perhaps she is dressed better there.
I think her name is Snookey…you fab fug ladies know who I am referring to I’m sure.
Another vote for Portman, Momsen, Katy Perry.
Another vote to exclude Gaga, Willow Smith and HBC for the reasons described above.
Another vote for NO BOYS, unless they get their own bracket.
The Kardashians should compete as a unit, for that is the only way they are relevant.
I do like her very much, but Liv Tyler, who either dresses way too severely/matronly or seems to put things on totally at random.
Totally agree on excluding Lady Gaga- The attention seeking is tedious and not signs of genuine fug madness. Cameron Diaz is turning very masculine and morphing into a clone of A-Rod- and seems very proud of this fact, so that shows genuine misguidedness.
Love Fug Madness! Keep up the good work.
Anna Dello Russo and Daphne Guinness (the latter of which I think you’ve fugged once or twice). Two fashion “icons” who generally look batshit insane.
Jennifer Aniston, because creativity is not a sin and neither is trying something new.
Taylor Momsen, because being goofy and cute and young is not a sin.
Paz de la Huerta, because she looks like Charlie Sheen’s mental state.
Even though it’s unfair —
Christina Hendricks, because she is the posterchild for why tailoring is maybe worth the effort. (although you know, it’s hard next to Joanne. No one can live up to Joanne)
Elisabeth Moss – so hit and miss but damn I love Peggy/Zoey and want the best for her. But seriously, apart from the 1 green dress, ugh.
I can’t stand Anna Dello Russo either- but I can’t recall ever seeing her on GFY.
What about the Olsens.
That’s all from me! Good luck to all who will get to compete- but looks like PAZ is already leading!
oh… bryce dallas howard. why are the redheads on a mission to prove that you can’t look sleek and cute if you have a rack? whyyy???
PAZ and Taylor M
Paz de la Huerta, Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Momsen, and… I would say Lady Gaga but I think I would rather treat her clothing as experimental living art, not as day-to-day sartorial choices. She knows she looks weird and isn’t trying to look good. The others, however… Ke$ha actually thought blue lipstick was a good choice to ring in the New Year. Blecch.
My apologies if 500 people have already nominated her, but Florence Welch. Nothing against her personally, but how many floral and/or feathered full-body sheathes can one woman wear?
Phoebe Price please. She still does sidewalk art installations: herself standing there looking fancy,
and her indomitable spirit even saw her in a Princess Leia costume in public. I’m pretty sure it might even have been a Job, which just proves she’ll never give up.
J.Lo.Hew, because I keep rereading her Fug the Fromage movie and it makes me happy.
I love Happy Fug.
SWINTON and Swinton’s wannabe twin Cate Blanchett.
Can we get some Willow Smith up in here?
Being 10 years old does not exempt you from Fug.
Alexa Chung – why was she ever considered an It girl? She has no sense of style, bad posture…
Lindsay Lohan
Leona ‘Lips’ Lewis
Paz de la Huerta
Katie Holmes – whatever happened to her own awful fashion line
Kelly Osborne
Christian Aguilera
Fabiola Beracasa
the whole Kardashian Klan
Miley Cyrus
Cameron Diaz
Eva Longoria – MTV awards
Eva Mendez
Chelsea Handler
Nicki Minaj and Bai Ling
Ginnifer Goodwin and Michelle Williams in a deadly stare off!
Dudes! Courtney Peldon got married!
I was just missing her, so I googled her. I fondly remember her previous FugMadness battles.
Taylor Momsen
Nicki Minaj
Ms. Paz De La Huerta
Ginnifer Goodwin
Nicolas Cage
and for good measure, pretty pretty please include Fabiola Berracassa (sp?)
thanks!
vannessa hudg, katy perry, mischa barton, ginnifer goodwin, ke$ha, julianne moore, BAI LING!
Paz, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Momsen, Isabel Lucas. Please leave Gaga out – ENOUGH.
the olsen twins
rita wilson
katie holmes
oprah winfrey
cameron diaz
Kardashians vs. Gossip Girls.
It almost seems mean to exclude Lady Gaga when she works so hard to win this tournament.
I must support some good candidates that haven’t been mentioned too often:
Bryce Dallas Howard
Fabriola
Otherwise I fully support what my Mad for March Madness friends have voted for.
Brynne Edelston, she of the famous tearaway dress at the 2010 Brownlow medal ceremony.
Taylor Momsen – that girl needs a good talking to!
Oh, and Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj
Paz
Kesha
Jessica Simpson
Every single Kardashian
Xtina
Ciara
Ginnifer Goodwin
Please no Gaga
Ok lassies, there is NO WAY you can let this year’s comp go by without including AUSTRALIA’S BIG BONED ANSWER TO ANNA-NICOLE….
BRYNNE EDELSTON.
I beseech you, throw her in. she’s insane.
I agree, Brynne Edelsten has to be included. Have you seen her? She’s madness. FUG MADNESS.
Also, Alexa Chung and Michelle Williams.
I actually don’t have a nomination, but I just wanted to say….
I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR FUG MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. And all hail SWINTON.
OMG I forgot Katy Parry for the hot mess that was the sellotape boob dress (among others)
and I agree about Christina Hendricks – tailoring could be her friend.
and Jen Anniston for fuggery via repetitive boringness
* Katy Perry, sorry was so anxious to nominate sellotape boob I forgot her name.
P.S. I am sooooo glad to know I am not the only one who hearts HBC.
Will Smith’s whole family. Rumer Willis. Kelly Osborne. Johnny Depp.
Florence Welch.
Isabel Lucas
Leighton Meester
Christina Aguilera
January Jones
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna
Sarah Jessica Parker
Cameron Diaz
Kelly Osbourne
Ginnifer Goodwin
Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Taylor Momsen, Kesha…not sure if its even worth counting these people.
Katerina Graham
Rita Wilson
Fabiola “Crazy Socialite” Beracasa
Taylor Momsen
Juliette Lewis
Christina Aguilera
Anna Dello Russo
Leighton Meester
Jessica Szhor
I guess that’s it!
Isabel Lucas I forgot!
The Tom Brady line-up was hysterically funny- you are as witty as Hitch and Amis. .. rhino horn indeed!
For the MM:
just don’t include the sublime Swinton in the mix of those dim and remote looking femmes above- only the tacky, vulgar, and/or tasteless belong in your MM.
You are wonderful!
signing off in Chapel Hill, home of the other MM!
Katie Price. There is nothing quite like that sparkly see through catsuit with the sweat stains.
Paz de la Huerta!!! That woman and her choices are an abomination!
Katerina Graham! She deserves a high seed.
Leighton Meester also deserves a high seed, for that blue belly-cage thing she wore and the Marchesa jumpsuit.
Taylor Momsen.
Leona Lewis.
Ke$ha.
Madonna – if nothing else, that monstrosity she won the worst-dressed for Oscars ought to put her on the list.
If we’re having men on the list – Christian Bale’s follicular Jesus.
Herr. E. Gud.
Ok, back to english.
It appears that many of us would appreciate a separate and smaller contest just for men. Lets make it happen! Because let’s face it, the men don’t last long in the FugMadness no matter how terrible they look, so let’s pit them against each other in a mini / spawn of the fug madness of, maybe ten candidates.
AMBER. ROSE.
the end
…and as much as it hurts me Annette Benning, Julienne Moore, Florence Welch and Mila Jovovitch for the crimes of the caftan….hmmm oh and Jessica Alba ……also what about Chloe Sevigny?
Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway, Brangelina, Bryce Dallas Howard, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Ginnifer Goodwin, Halle Berry, Hayden Panettiere, Jennifer Lawrence, Katherine Heigl, Lea Michelle, Leighton Meester, Marion Cotillard, Michelle Williams & Whitney Port. Nominate all of these because they are all pretty ladies who manage to make themselves look bloody awful – how they manage that I’ll never know.
Madonna, Taylor Momsen & KeAcsiiSymbolofSomeSortHa – Desperation personified.
But if I could post an outside runner, it’d be Jenna Fischer for that god-awful matronly frumpylicious frock from Feb..still shuddering from the HORROR.
Jenna Ushkowitz from “Glee.” I haven’t seen her in a decent outfit yet!
No HBC, she is far to brilliant – like SWINTON. Please no Gaga – enough!
Vote for Xtina, Michelle Williams, Katy Perry, Katie Price, the Family Smith, PAZ and Bieber FTW
LOVE YOU FUGmadness!!!
* wow, forgot the family Kardashian!!
Gotta have J Lo in the running. Please no Lady Gaga-it’s all just costume and attention. And please, no Kesha-I look at her and I see herpes.
My attitude on Gaga is: ALL these people are in it for attention. It’s why they’re on the red carpet. Halle Berry with her see-through outfits is attention-whoring just as much as Gaga does in her egg.
CONSIDER Melissa Leo. Or not. I just wanted to use that.
I always want Johnny Weir in Fug Madness. I think that he should hang out with SWINTON in some sort of judging or commentating box off to the side and offer their thoughts on the proceedings. I treasure them both.
Miley Cyrus, Sarah Jessica Parker, Katie Holmes, The Smiths (all of them), but defintely NOT Helena Bonham Carter (I love her) and NOT Johnny Depp (I love him too).
Tay Mom because dressing ike a hooker is never ok, unless you are in fact a legit hooker.
No doubt if she won she would be all like ” *rolls eyes* I am an artiste and you just don’t GET ME” but this can’t be helped.
I would like to also add Olivia Palermo (or whatevs she’s called), Whitney Port and all those kind of girls because they are so DULLLLLLLL.
I don’t know if images of Paloma Faith has made it to the USA from here in the UK yet, but please research he if you will if you have not already clapped eyes on her, and all will become clearer then you woud ever wish for.
Boy Nominees- R Patz, and that guy who plays Chuck in GG- he is a scary offstage dresser, but even more scary is despite heinous fash crimes, stil manages to remain kid of hot. Or is this just me?
And Ricky Martin because I will NEVER forget those silver jeggings. Never nevr never.
Beyonce is far too fierce to be in Fug Madness!! I also think Leighton Meester and Blake Lively should be left off…
But Ali, Boobs Legsly needs to be taken down a few pegs.
*GASP* I forgot Jan Jones!!! She of the stripper-tape red dress!