(1) KRISTEN STEWART vs. (16) MICHELLE DOCKERY

(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs (15) LIBERTY ROSS

(3) CARLY RAE JEPSEN vs. (14) SARAH JESSICA PARKER

(4) KE$HA vs. (13) ASHLEY BENSON

(5) JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. (12) GWEN STEFANI

(6) CATE BLANCHETT vs. (11) HALLE BERRY

(7) KEVIN McHALE vs. (10) EMMA ROBERTS

(8) EVA LONGORIA vs. (9) CHRISTA B. ALLEN

Well, CRJ vs. SJP is a formidable Battle of the Acronyms, and we’d like to welcome newcomer Christa B. Allen (of Revenge) into the fold at a very high nine seed, and Glee’s Kevin McHale, at a perhaps slightly crazy seven seed. Bless him for providing some menswear worth discussing. Also, this may be the first AND last time the words “Lady Mary Crawley” and “Bella Swan” appear in the same sentence.