(1) POSH vs. (16) KATE BOSWORTH
(2) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (15) NATALIE PORTMAN
(3) HELENA BONHAM CARTER vs. (14) KELLY OSBOURNE
(4) KATE MOSS vs. (13) JOHNNY DEPP
(5) SIENNA MILLER vs. (12) SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
(6) BEYONCE vs. (11) KYLIE MINOGUE
(7) JENNIFER CONNELLY vs. (10) LUCY LIU
(8) MELISSA GEORGE vs. (9) JOSS STONE
Posh sits like a queen atop a bracket with quite a few Brits in it and two Aussies, to boot. The potential late-round upset special here is Helena Bonham Carter, owner of a personal style so haphazard and vagrant-esque that we’re pretty sure she might let wackadoo husband Tim Burton pick out all her clothes. However, this bracket also dangles the carrot of a Round Two matchup between doppelgangers Sienna Miller and Kate Moss — if Kate can get past her ex-boyfriend, who, while clearly smoking hot, occasionally dresses like he’s homeless. Oh, come on, don’t get upset. You know it’s true.
Reminder: Please don’t freak out if your favorite — or least-favorite — Fug Hound didn’t make the list. Sometimes we had to consider how much they’ve been in rotation lately, whether they’ve made leaps and bounds in their style, whether there was an extenuating circumstance (like pregnancy or potential mental illness, which accounts for our total lack of Britney; may she get well soon so that she can claim her rightful top seed in 2009), or whether we completely forgot they existed. Hey, it happens. Just kick back, enjoy the games, and imagine that your missing favorite is out there somewhere playing in the Fug NIT, leading the charge of the also-rans and praying for a more auspicious and publicly terrible year to come.
Fug Madness 2008: The Brackets, Part II
(1) POSH vs. (16) KATE BOSWORTH
(2) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (15) NATALIE PORTMAN
(3) HELENA BONHAM CARTER vs. (14) KELLY OSBOURNE
(4) KATE MOSS vs. (13) JOHNNY DEPP
(5) SIENNA MILLER vs. (12) SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
(6) BEYONCE vs. (11) KYLIE MINOGUE
(7) JENNIFER CONNELLY vs. (10) LUCY LIU
(8) MELISSA GEORGE vs. (9) JOSS STONE
Posh sits like a queen atop a bracket with quite a few Brits in it and two Aussies, to boot. The potential late-round upset special here is Helena Bonham Carter, owner of a personal style so haphazard and vagrant-esque that we’re pretty sure she might let wackadoo husband Tim Burton pick out all her clothes. However, this bracket also dangles the carrot of a Round Two matchup between doppelgangers Sienna Miller and Kate Moss — if Kate can get past her ex-boyfriend, who, while clearly smoking hot, occasionally dresses like he’s homeless. Oh, come on, don’t get upset. You know it’s true.
Reminder: Please don’t freak out if your favorite — or least-favorite — Fug Hound didn’t make the list. Sometimes we had to consider how much they’ve been in rotation lately, whether they’ve made leaps and bounds in their style, whether there was an extenuating circumstance (like pregnancy or potential mental illness, which accounts for our total lack of Britney; may she get well soon so that she can claim her rightful top seed in 2009), or whether we completely forgot they existed. Hey, it happens. Just kick back, enjoy the games, and imagine that your missing favorite is out there somewhere playing in the Fug NIT, leading the charge of the also-rans and praying for a more auspicious and publicly terrible year to come.
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