And here are the results. I kind of like it? But am simultaneously unsure of certain things -- perhaps because I fear dropped waists the way other people fear spiders. Fear them...and weirdly kind of like them. WHY AM I SO CONFUSED?
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Is This Miley Cyrus' Most Shocking Statement Ever? – Fox News |
 Guess Who Was Just Named The Hottest Woman In The World – Huffington Post | |
| Singer Shows Off Her Skinny New Body – Fox News | |
| Find Out Who Just Racked Up $22,000 In Phone Bills – Huffington Post | |
| You Won't Believe What All These Stars Have In Common – Fox News | |
| Celebrity Steps Out With His New and Taller Girlfriend – Huffington Post |