Fug or Fab: Beth Behrs


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So, Paleyfest — which I just accidentally wrote as “Paley Gest,” which is what happens when the Paley Center eventually holds a week-long salute to the legacy of David Gest — really WILL have a panel for literally every show on television. I mean, no offense to 2 Broke Girls, which I have never watched and hope never to be forced to confront, but come on. They are ten minutes away from doing on for Rules of Engagement, or, as I call it, THAT’S Still On?

Regardless, at least it gives people an excuse to put on outfits and leave the house:

We’ve seen this before, right? I know one of you smarties out in Fug Nation will remember who was wearing it the first time. I suspect I liked it then, and in fact, I rather like it now. My real problem is that a comparison to placemats drifted through my head while I was looking at this, and now I can’t look at her without wanting to stick a water glass and a fork on her chest.

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  1. christine
    +6

    I wish the pattern continued all the way down the skirt, instead of tapering, or had the smaller doilies at the top and worked down to larger ones. I do love it though, the color is fabulous on her

  2. Sajorina
    +3

    Not only do I love “2 Broke Girls” (I can’t not watch anything with Kat Dennings and/or Jennifer Coolidge in it because they’re hilarious), but I love this outfit and I usually don’t like what Beth Behrs wears! FAB! And, I was just reminded of Jason Behr and how I never see him anymore, and “Roswell” and how much I miss it! Sigh!

  3. Ines
    +4

    the dress is beautiful, the clutch too, but it does not suit her. her hair and make up don’t get with this dress.

  4. Liz
    +4

    It reminds me of a dress you’d buy at Anthropologie. It’s pretty enough, but just kind of boring and not cool or particularly stylish.

  5. Rayna
    +4

    Love this dress and clutch together, but something seems off.

    An updo (simple, not prom hair) would have made the difference. Then – smashing!

  6. Jenny
    +2

    I love the dress in theory. But I don’t love it on her – it seems to be overwhelming her.

  7. Janice
    +1

    The dress is very Kirsten Dunst, and if she hasn’t worn it she should.

  8. Chasmosaur
    0

    I don’t know if we at Fug Nation have seen it before, but it is from Naeem Khan’s Spring 2013 RTW.

    http://www.style.com/fashionshows/complete/slideshow/S2013RTW-NKHAN/#8

    Maybe it’s just evoking Nina Dobrev’s awesome dress from the Oscars?

    • CakesOnAPlane
      +1

      wow, is it just me or does it look a LOT more expensive on the runway than it does here?

      • Helen
        0

        Hey, yeah, it does. I think it’s just lighting though, ’cause the runway hemming was equally obvious, so I think it is the same fabric.

        I think. If Khan did a fabric bait-and-switch on sweet Beth Behrs, we need to talk!

  9. Helen
    0

    Behrs is adorable, and so is the dress, but I gave it an “Eh” because it isn’t doing anything for her.

    She has long, slender, spectactularly shapely legs – and who’d ever guess it in this?

    • Helen
      0

      Sigh. My kingdom for an “Edit” button!

      Note to self: Never try to proofread “spectacular” while typing it before coffee.

  10. theotherjennifer
    +1

    get me some colored shoes and I’m in.

  11. Lindy
    +1

    Why is she wearing boring black pointy-toed shoes with this?

  12. tigers4us
    +1

    Love the dark blue and the style, but the doily-things are too distracting. BTW, who wore it before?

  13. nicole
    +1

    the effect of the shoes blending in with the carpet is making her stumpy. Should have gone with a metallic or a pop of color.

  14. Squirrel!
    0

    One too many doilies for me. Remove the top central face plate, and I’m in.

  15. Mel
    0

    Imagine brown hair, and from the neck up she looks oddly like Lea Michele — must be the bangs and lipstick. The dress makes her look thick around the middle, which I doubt that she is. The black pumps are boring zzzzzzzzzzzz.

  16. leeapeea
    +2

    I have to agree with the updo sentiment. She’s hiding some of the pattern’s punctuation… it’s just silly. Also, poppier shoes would have helped the look be carried off. Perhaps in a third out-there color, so the pink lip + red/orange clutch would seem thoughtful rather than “my hair and makeup people had NO idea what I was going to be wearing to this thing.”

  17. Stefanie
    +4

    I love the dress but I hate her bangs. I hate them on the show, I hate them on the red carpet, I hate them on every carpet.

    • Allison Davis
      0

      I always think that she’s wearing a wig. Is it a wig? And why does she always wear that god awful necklace on the show? That really is a terrible show BTW.

  18. Anna B.
    +3

    @Stefanie! I was just about to comment that I don’t like her bangs! They’re just so aggressive. Does she have a horribly disfiguring scare on her forehead? IS SHE THE CHOSEN ONE?

    • Lola
      +2

      The bangs and the rest of her hair. The color is awful and there’s just way too much of it around her head.

  19. Lily1214
    +1

    Too little-girl.

  20. Vandalfan
    +1

    Ditto (thritto?) re: Bangs. Dress, fine, shoes, meh, hairdo, no.

  21. Janie
    +2

    I have seen like five minutes of two broke girls and they made an anal sex joke. I’m still clutching my pearls. I mean, like can you say that during prime time?!? I am so old.

  22. witjunkie
    0

    If the doilies were smaller I would love it.

  23. Jennifer Wangler
    0

    Amen to the call about the bangs. they are seriously so terrible. Imagine how much better looking she would be with different hair. I got bangs recently and every time I see her I shudder thinking I might look the same way.

  24. LoveMad
    0

    I thought it was January Jones.

  25. Claire1
    +1

    I wish the pattern had stopped at her waist OR had covered just the skirt OR had been complete…..but it feels like the fanciest unfinished Pinterest doily recycle ever.
    I agree with everyone about different hair. A loose updo, even a fancy pony…..this just doesn’t work.
    I wish the shoes were something else….maybe the red of the clutch and the clutch something else ( granted, *I* am a matchy matchy girl and would be giddy over matching clutch and shoes)