BRAD: Whaaaaaat? You said you liked the hair! You always want to play Big Lebowski after the kids have gone to bed, where I'm the dude and you're the White Russian and I...
ANGELINA: Ahem, that's quite enough of THAT, thank you.
BRAD: What? That's not as embarrassing as if you were the rug.
ANGELINA: The point is, sometimes I just wish it didn't look quite so... sweaty.
BRAD: That's why I'm playing up the cane, baby! No one will notice the hair! They'll be too focused on my hilarious anecdote about tripping over our children.
ANGELINA: You TOLD them that?