I really like Stellan Skaarsgard. He's talented. And I hear he's great in Dragon Tattoo. But even more than his work, I love the expression on his face, as if he's thinking, "Damn. That man played James Bond. I played some half-man, half-barnacle in one of those Pirates movies where Johnny Depp swans around in eyeliner. I wish we could go back in time and trade, because then maybe it would be ME whose chest is a powerful force of muscle busting out of a suit jacket."