This person is... apparently some kind of producer and DJ? She was at ERW's movie premiere, and I had to share her with you, because a) She has a song called "Banana Soda Es Muy Loco," and b) WHAT is she wearing. I know you guys thought I was harsh on Shailene's ripped jeans yesterday, but it was just because I have lived in many a subzero climate and I seriously don't understand why you would leave a window open in your pants during winter. Brr. I feel that TIMES A THOUSAND here. Also, that's your bra. Also, therefore that's not a shirt. Also, no.
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