Jordin here is so lovely.
And thus I want better for her, I think, than a Bride of Hollywood gown that pinches and mangles her chest. Granted, in spite of all that she herself still looks cute and happy, but… man, I just keep wanting someone to send her left breast an apology letter.
Or maybe it was just the way she posed:
Now it’s the other side getting the threat of numbness.
Jeepers, and now it’s both? Is that sucker more a plaster cast than a dress? I wish someone had tested that out with her before she hit the red carpet, because it’s a big night for her, and I’m sad that I spent this whole time so distracted by sympathy mammary pains.
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Comments (13):
is this not a case of needing to go up a size? She claims to be a size that would be tight on wee people like Nicole Richie, so maybe she just did not want to wear the size that truly fit?
I’m never a fan of bridal wear on the red carpet.
Im even less of a fan of this Jennifer Hudson wannabe.
I have no idea who this woman is but if Jennifer Hudson & Rosario Dawson had a child, this is what she’d look like.
She won American Idol once.. very pretty girl.
Does it bother me?
Yes, in the same way every other strapless dress that has come before it has bothered me: to no end.
Amen Samina. Strapless is just not good looking nor well deployed 99 and 44/100th % of the time. Usually too small or poorly fitted gives the result pictured above, and on a skinny, flat chested gal, one fears gravity itself. This is made worse here by fabric that looks like a white chenille bedspread with crystal pom poms.
Aw, c’mon you guys. I don’t really know who she is either – some Glee alumnus? American Idol graduate? – but I do know she just lost a significant amount of weight, and for that I celebrate vicariously with her. It’s still new to her, and she needs time to learn what’s appropriate on her new figure. Meanwhile, maybe this dress isn’t as uncomfortable as it looks, and it makes me glad to think of how happy she is to be wearing it – I bet she feels like a whole new person.
She looks fabulous!
And no, the fit in the bust doesn’t bother me. Take it from me, full, natural breasts are soft and malleable enough that they can accomodate an imperfect fit without pain – and would that a gal’s feet were the same.
The dress is stunning! The design is great as is the end result, you wearing it! Looks like it was made for you.
http://www.today-fashion.org/chic-jewelry-and-watches.html
Other than the boob bondage I think she looks lovely. I’m really sad that she felt she had to loose 50 lbs to “fit in” though. She was glorious before her weight loss.
let’s see. she says she WAS 200, lost 50 pounds, and is now a size 2. i’d say the pain she’s is in is her own damn fault for squeezing into a dress 3 (or 5) sizes too small. the math doesn’t work; just because you say you’re a size 2 doesn’t make it true. (*cough* Kirstie Alley *cough*)
not wishing pain on anyone, just sayin’, this is why we need better teachers in our schools.
Looks like someone said “Yes to the Dress.”
I just feel bad for her tee taas is all.