Fug or Fab Wedding: Kate Moss

First of all, I’d like to note that Kate Moss is so much prettier to me when she’s smiling than when she’s being KATE MOSS: SULLEN MODEL:

She looks sincerely happy, and that is the prettiest look for a bride, period. Also: those kids are super cute. I’ve decided I clearly shall have a wedding party full of children once Jon Hamm makes an honest woman of me. And I actually think I like the dress — it’s very her, but still glamorous and a bit retro. Also: SHINY. (I’m trying to judge it without thinking about how disgusted I am by John Galliano, who custom designed it, but it’s hard. I know they have been friends for twenty years, and that he was one of the first people to reach out to her after Her Coke Scandal, and I know that a person can be talented and TERRIBLE simultaneously, and that the discussion of how much an artist’s personal grossness ought to play into your assessment of his work is a very, very long one. But. You know. )

Anyway. All that aside, I was liking it…UNTIL:

Um. That’s really sheer. And while I don’t expect Kate Moss to be, like, the very model of virginal decorum on her wedding day, IT’S ALSO YOUR WEDDING DAY. KEEP A LID ON IT A LITTLE BIT. Like, maybe have the sheer part start lower down than your crotch. I’m just saying.

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