I can’t believe Hellcats didn’t work. How did a cheerleading soap opera on the CW not work? One Tree Hill has been on for NINE SEASONS, and nobody is even showing their abs anymore. Hellcats was ALL abs. Well, except when it was boring law student stuff and Aly Michalka doing acoustic jams in a prison cell with the dude she’s trying to free… yeah, you know what, never mind, I think I cracked the case. But Ashley Tisdale was cute on it, so I’m sure she’ll find something else to do as long as the CW still has money (which, please let that be forever).
Although maybe she needs the free time to revamp her wardrobe. Because while elements of this are fine, like the color and whatnot, she made the mistake of allowing it to be photographed from the back:
It’s what I imagine a girl would wear to skate her long program to an episode of Jersey Shore. You know, I have a real taste for ice-skating drama now that I’ve watched the U.S. pairs competition and found out how much partner-swapping there is. Ashley should wear this to a pitch meeting for some kind of Dynasty/Ice Castles hybrid wherein people are constantly stomping in and out of arenas in saucy outfits, throwing drinks at people, and then skating with HATE LUST.
Let’s check in on what her old pal and co-star Vanessa Hudgens wore to her big premiere:
Great color, but wow, that cut is about as unflattering to her figure as this movie may be to her resume.
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Comments (32):
UGH, Tisdale’s hair and LIPSTICK I JUST CAN’T.
The lipstick is a big oof.
Its like she look advice from Jenna Marble’s ‘How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking’ video.
I had no idea that neutral shoes could make your feet look larger. Thanks for the valuable life-lesson, Ashley!
My next door neighbor’s now teenager used to spend some afternoons at my house when her Mom had an unexpectedly late day. So I have seen not only HSM 1 and 2, but many, many episodes of Suite Life (and Hannah Montana).
So I’m going to say that SharPay’s intentionally OTT clothes were better than this, and her character on Suite Life (whatever it was) usually looked cute, too. Ditto hair and makeup. You can do so much better AshTis.
Does anyone watch switched at birth/? Is that wilke?
yep
I think she looks WAY cuter as a brunette, also that hair&makeup combo is so Bimbo that I can’t even stand it!
Oh, I want to point out – if you are ever forced to watch High School Musical with a tween, it makes an AWESOME drinking game.
My neighbor and I emptied nearly two bottles of wine without problem during the world premier of HSM 2. (They came to my house because both of our husbands were out of town and we had the better TV.) We had to flip over to “Disney Channel West” at the end of it (god love satellite TV) so she could sober up enough to stagger across our shared lawn.
I forget the details. I believe there things along the lines of “adult being an !@#$%^&*”, “someone is wearing a hat”, “there’s a misunderstanding”, “Gabriella gets emotional”, “someone breaks into song”, “Taylor gets horrible wardrobe” and other such things. It got fuzzy really quickly.
I have never watched any HSM. I think I tried once or twice but gave up. I should try with a drinking game!!
But I had to watch Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure with a 9 years-old and it was surprisingly funny. Since then, I assume that Ashley Tisdale is fun but these shoes… and I don’t like one-sleeve clothes.
How many times do i have to beg Ashley to go back to brunette before she hears me? She is so much cuter with dark hair! And oh honey. Don’t borrow dresses from JWow. You’re better than this.
That yellow dress is awful on Vanessa. It’s just drowning her.
That colour on VHud is crazy beautiful. I can’t believe she got such an amazing colour in such a crap cut. I can see the wrinkles in the illusion netting! LOOK AT YOUR SKIN AND HAIR you are a shiny glossy glowy gorgeous young thing!
My biggest problem with ATis’s pink dress is the one-sleeve neckline. I hate HATE HATE HATE ARGH this one sleeve trend. Sleeves would have been super cute, especially with the saucy back. Strapless would also have been cute, although not with the back sauce. Half and half is just yuck.
Dear Vanessa Hudgens:
You have a lovely figure. Please stop looking pregnant in your clothes, unless you’re TRYING to get US Weekly to start screaming about your BUMPWATCH!
Love, me.
The first gal is a surly teen not wanting her photo taken on the family vacation to Disneyland, so she wore her rudest outfit- that her mom TOLD her not to bring along- to shock them all.
Hate to say this, but Ashley is just not attractive in any way.
AT: so tacky. VH: good color, terrible on her figure.
Ashley needs to back to being a brunette, that hair color is a big no, as is the non-color lipstick. The color of that dress is gorgeous but the hideous shoes ruin everything…. she is a do over from head to toe.
VHudge looks squat and square. If that is the look she was going for, great job.
For the last year I have been wondering why none of these baby stars shoe fit ?????
My theory is that they will wear absolutely anything if they got it for free. (One of my biggest peeves about red carpet preening.)
Both gals should get a stylist, stat! These are both hideous dresses.
Ashley kills as Candace in Phineas & Ferb, but it’s a cartoon, so no abs.
That pink dress is completely normal people clothes. I have a different one from the same line. (It is way better, natch) Shouldn’t she be wearing like, designer?
The movie has at least one redeeming factor: The Rock demonstrates the “Pec Pump of Love.” As for the rest of it? May the odds be ever in your favor, Peeta.
Ashley WAS totally great in Hellcats. I mean, she was pretty hilarious in HSM too, but this was so different that it was really impressive. I couldn’t judge Aly Michalka, as I have a huge soft spot for her from when she was so adorable on Phil of the Future, which was my favorite Disney Channel show in high school (I know, shut up, I have more refined taste now. But still, that show was legitimately funny).
I could handle the dress. I don’t get the nude lipstick she’s sporting, though. I feel like it’s really washing her out – at the very least, the eye makeup should’ve been darker and more dramatic to offset the nude lip.
Also, the second dress could be really cute without the cutout, but I also think it needs to be several inches shorter to work on her small frame. It’s a great color on her, though.
Two words… Ew! & Ew! Oh, Heather, “Hate Lust” is now my favorite phrase ever!!!
Ashley’s dress is great. I’d wear it. I see tons of girls wearing it every other night! Plus those shoes are very fashionable right now.. Don’t see what the big deal is, if you think this is skanky you obviously don’t hang with many 20 something’s. This is tame!
Vanessa, nice face!! Terrible terrible dress!!! It does nothing for your figure. Nothing!!!!!
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wait, they’re still trying to make Tisdale happen?
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THE CUT OF THAT DRESS DOING TO VANESSA HUDGENS
Tisdale is always the best part of anything she’s in, and she was great on the terrible Hellcats. And the show didn’t work, because Aly Michalka was completely unbelievable as a smartypants law student. Or, you know, as a human person.
Also? That show was produced by Tom Welling. Tom freaking Welling. When did we start letting Clark Kent produce things?!
Why do those mini starlets insist on standing on red carpets in poses that make them look like my 5-year-old daughter’s “I have to pee really bad” pose?
I actually took this picture of Ashley to my salon because that’s how I wanted my hair to look (the color, not the cut): http://gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-ashley-tisdale-04-2011/ashley-tisdale-heads-to-lunch-in-nyc
Ashley, honey, that was less than a year ago. What the hell happened?