Fug Skin

I am not quite sure what’s going on here:

She looks sort of like the lovechild of Stevie Nicks and Blackbeard, taking the walk of shame home after a hard night partying on the vessel of family friend Captain Morgan, during which she utterly and embarrassingly decimated his legendary rum stash.

And we’re not talking about how  this outfit gives her what looks suspiciously like a baby bump, because it’s Friday, and we don’t need another excuse to break open our own rum barrels.