“Calm down, everyone, calm down — it was just a tiny accident with the laundry. Apparently I’m not supposed to wash colors and whites together in hot water…? It’s all fine, though, the housekeeper’s been sacked for being on her lunch break when I did it. But we’re okay; the dress fits. Just ignore the fact that I look a bit like a pistachio ice-cream sundae with sprinkles. Thanks.”
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Comments (36):
who IS that?
Joss Stone perhaps? Awful.
Haven’t seen a dress that ugly since Dorothy and Sophia went to the mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.
haha i think its kinda cute. i love green.
This vile concoction makes me even more glad that chemo-bald Melissa Etheridge wiped the floor with her at the Grammys. Couldn’t the Gap provide her with a nice khaki skirt and t-shirt, rather than resorting to covering yourself with something the color of Pepsodent?
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I think she was taking a walk under some ladder (which is a no-no–you’re not supposed to walk under ladders if you want to have good luck), and there were some painters on the scaffolding above her, and one of them slipped and knocked over the paint can. Alas, the green paint only managed to cover up half the dress, and could not save Joss from fugliness.
Nice fugging. Good job, Heather!
She looks as if she’s been squeezed out of a tube of Aim!
It looks like she got the material from the paper used to line Easter egg baskets.
It looks like she had an accident with green easter egg dye! The dress might have been cute if the color wasn’t so fugged up.
this looks like a bad prom picture.
Maybe she’s saying, “NO! No pictures! No, come on, you guys! I’m Joss Stone! NO, I said! No pictures! PLEASE.”
AdamP, you are fabulous – your Dorothy Szbornak/Shady Pines reference made me strangled from laughing so hard. LOVE your posts here…
The Aim tube description nails it.
I think we should be glad she just dressed up at all. Usually she makes a point of just looking hippie chic no matter how posh the event. Ick. What depresses me is that Gap has ditched lovely Sarah Jessica Parker as their spokesperson for *THAT*. Sigh. If that isn’t the worst crime since the Holocaust, I don’t know what is.
Hey, give her a little credit, she found a place to wear that bridesmaid dress again!
what happened? one minute she’s barefoot in trailing gypsy skirts and the next she’s dressed for a ballroom dancing contest. and who mixes pistachio and lime green in one dress?
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That looks like something my cat barfed up the other day.
Seriously; who is that? Doesn’t look at all like Joss Stone, to me.
Seriously. Who is that? I’m not buying Joss Stone.
Damn, that’s some pretty pistachioed fug there.
I wonder if the Gap executives are having second thoughts.
Lime sherbet.
Lime Sherbet Fug.
How unfortunate.
What’s really scares me more than the dress: some designer out there actually considers a half-day-old McDonald’s Shamrock Shake to be a fashion inspiration.
I think I just died a little inside. I love Joss
So tragic.
Grant, I REALLY don’t like that you compared a DRESS to the loss of MILLIONS of lives. You should be ashamed of yourself.
And I think this dress would be alright if it only had the white and mint green – not the other colors.
i thought this was kelly clarkson.
Mmmhmmm.. Pistachio and Lime? Girl looks delicious…
She looks like Aquafresh.
Remember when you were little and the cat would eat your plastic Easter basket grass and then try to poop it out?
Thats what it looks like but with a barfed up hairball on top.
Someone please hire a stylist for this child.
I thought it was Cybil Shepherd.
Did someone say Cybil Shepherd?
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Did someone say Cybil Shepherd?
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The Exploding Soylent Green Inevitable?