Fug Stone

So, seen from the front here, Joss Stone looks, well, relatively normal. Sure, her skirt is short and might be featuring a mosaic cross right over her junk (what is she trying to tell us? Are her ladyparts possessed?),  and she’s wearing terrible jewelry and bad eye-make-up and her hair is half-corn-rowed but at least she’s wearing shoes. She looks kind of cute, actually. You know, comparatively.

Oh, except, wait. What is she pointing at? Joss, turn around:

Oh, honey. No. I saw this on Carrie Bradshaw once, and if Carrie Bradshaw can’t pull it off, neither can you.