Fug Suede Shoes

Sep 8, 2006 By Jessica AT 9:24 am

At the Viva Glam Launch:

LISA MARIE PRESLEY: I feel so freaking awkward.

EVE: How cute are my boots with this little dress? Cute!

DITA VON TEESE: My dress is flawless and you would stab your first grade teacher for my shoes. Don’t deny it.

LISA MARIE PRESLEY: They’re both totally dressed to suit their personalities. And I’m dressed like the maiden librarian at a junior high school in the middle of nowhere, circa 1954.  If I’d known they would have wanted me to look like MYSELF, I would have worn something a little more rock and roll. Or pants.

EVE: I have got legs for miles!

DITA: Pale girls worship me for eschewing self-tanner.

LISA MARIE: I am going to kill my stylist.

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