I mean, look, this is sort of nutballs, and I am not a fan of her eyes being closed. She's like a Las Vegas magician by way of Seinfeld's puffy shirt. But I would've loved to see the outtakes here, or even a close-up of her with OPEN eyes and that hair and makeup. Surely there was something workable or more interesting than My Lady Waits On Her Chaise For Me To Finish Peeling Her Grapes, Moments Before Someone Throws A Brick Through Her Window.
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