Fug The Cover: Kirsten Dunst

Oh, W magazine. It’s been a long time since Kirsten Dunst played a vampire; it seems unfair to style her for this cover to optimize the illusion that she’s spent all her time since then sleeping in a coffin. You’ve also managed to give her a wonky eye and a wig that looks like something Ken Paves scraped out of a gutter and then rejected for looking “too cheap.” Well done! Here’s hoping the article within does not reveal that she found herself at your photo shoot.