And then Jedward came out and sang (amid what Monty Python surely would endorse as a farcical aquatic ceremony) about being on the waterline, or something, which I guess is a really terrifying thing when you're dressed like Tin Men who've lost their funnel hats. Also, Taylor Swift may need to sue them for stealing her favorite manual expression of love. Seriously, this looks like a scene from a musical called Space Xanadu in which our two heroes get married after successfully building a nightclub for two in the middle of a replica of the Bellagio fountain.
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