In which JUDITH FREAKING LIGHT is cast as Mitch Pileggi’s mother, despite looking younger than he is (and only being three years older). I love Angela Bower as much as the next person, but seriously, you couldn’t get Mona?
In case you missed it earlier, the premiere fugcap is here.


















Comments (7):
These recaps are gems! I’m dreading the one where JR is gone…..
Seriously. I hope it comes to light that Judith Light is his stepmother or something b/c I was like WTF. Even soap operas with their rapid aging syndrome keep at least a decade between parent and child.
OH…MY…GOODNESS! This recap was madcap hilarious!
So Christopher married, and presumably slept with, his cousin?!? ewwww
He’s adopted, so it’s not biologically gross, just gross.
Brilliant, as usual. Oh, Hagman
Excellent recap! Mr Hagman rules!