Fug the Show: Dallas, episode 6

Jul 18, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
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Phew, J.R. Ewing’s absence was greatly exaggerated. By me. Because I feared it. He pops up here again, having jetted off to Las Vegas to stick in Cliff Barnes’ aging craw. And also to give John Ross a chance to spread his wings. And by wings I mean nostrils.

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  1. 8:34 am on 07/18/12
    Eliza Bennett
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    “subplot go boom.” Never change.

  2. 8:40 am on 07/18/12
    AndersonicTK421
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    I really try not to pick favorites between you two; but, DAMN HEATHER! You win today, lady.

    • 9:03 am on 07/18/12
      Heather
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      Aw, thank you. Jessica wins enough other days — including every day she writes about Hot Neighbor Wade and Mayor Lavon Hayes’ pastel pants — that I suspect it all balances out nicely.

      • 10:20 am on 07/18/12
        ML
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        Yay! Alexis is back! Somewhere on the Internets, I’m sure there’s a Dex Dexter icon that’s just been tabbed hard and put up wet.

  3. 9:32 am on 07/18/12
    Clarence Beeks
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    I just want to say I saw Linda Gray on “Good Day L.A.” the other day, and she looks incredible!!!! Gorgeous!

    that is all.

  4. 9:34 am on 07/18/12
    Sherry
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    Ya’ll are so mean!!! I love this show! With that said, I laughed out loud at nearly all your comments. Rock on!

  5. 10:22 am on 07/18/12
    char
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    You win the Internets. I loved me some Dallas back in the day but haven’t bothered to record it, and I have every confidence the recaps are way more fun than the show. Also: the idea of JR/Cliff slashfic/primetime soap would be such must-see TV….

  6. 12:57 pm on 07/18/12
    Pouncer
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    When did nosebleeds become a harbinger of pregnancy? That baffled me liek whoa.

    Mara wins for looking fabulous this week, even if she is a psychotic stalker.

  7. 1:00 pm on 07/18/12
    vandalfan
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    “I may not believe in the war, but I believe in the warrior…”. It’s writing like this that keeps me from actually watching the show. No worry, the Fug-caps are best.

    If Victor Newman is The Mustache, then JR is The Eyebrow, and JohnRoss can be The Nostril.

  8. 7:18 pm on 07/18/12
    Eli
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    I love Krazy Marta’s Color Block Dress.

    I am sad that Lord Duffy backhanded that guy instead of socking him. Even “good guy” Todd Wilkins punched people.