Blair's mother has FINALLY woken up out of her sex coma, or whatever it is that's been distracting her, and decided to take an interest in her company's total embarrassment. I can't decide if The Dress is more hideous on a person, or on a mannequin, but if anyone else wore this in front of Blair Waldorf, she would shout, "LINENS ARE NOT CLOTHES." However, her own dress is adorable. See, Stella McCartney? This is how it's done: If you're going to make hideous clothes, at least make yourself look great.