This is supposed to be a page on the site for Rufus's dumb new gallery we don't care about, tracking the RSVPs for his opening. Nobody is coming. Maybe that's because this isn't a real URL. Look at it -- nowhere in there do you see a ".com." That's kind of a glaring omission. But Ivy and Rufus decide their near-nil attendee list is because Lily deliberately scheduled an art auction for the exact same night and time. And not at ALL because this Web site only exists in their imaginations.