Okay! Happy (pre)Valentine’s Day from the Hart of Dixie people, but in Bluebell, it’s “The Sweetie Pie Dance,” where people dance with their sweeties, and eat pie. It is a great shame that no one got a pie in the face in this episode, is all I am saying. Here’s what did happen: Jason Street found out about Lemon’s Terrible Mom, and confronted her about it, realizing that this is why she’s been so ass-y lately. Lemon continued to have to shoulder the most demanding acting on this show, despite being easily the least skilled actor. Zoe and Wade had a prank-off that was basically the grown-up version of teasing someone because you liked them, which prompted Hot Vet Judson to break up with Zoe, and Zoe to call Wade out on the fact that he Likes Her Likes Her. Wade admits it…and then pretends to be Just Joking. What an ass. I mean, don’t get me wrong — I love me some Hot Neighbor Wade, but COME ON NOW. If you admit you like her, THEN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE OUT. It’s the way of the world. Oh! Also, DeeDee knows Mayor Lavon Hayes is hot for Lemon. On to the ensembles!
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Comments (16):
I saw HNW on an old episode of NCIS the other day, in which he played a very dim Petty Officer. I would just like to say that I vastly prefer him shirtless and scruffy to uniformed and clean-cut, despite being pretty much the same level of dim.
Zoe’s skirt from the first picture, you shall be mine.
So, so cute! Who makes it?
When I saw this skirt I was so in love with it and couldn’t wait to read about it here. Guess I’m a bit dissapointed, but it still is an AWESOME skirt. And I generally hate skirts.
I think Jaime King must have a crazy back tattoo or something because, really? Why in the world is she wearing that awful crepe mrytle shrug?
Oh yeah, look: http://www.stylebistro.com/lookbook/Jaime+King/Tattoos .
WHY is it so fugly? On such a pretty girl. WHY?
I think the actress who plays Dee Dee is the worst. I can’t take it. When she gets the invite from Lavon. Her accent is so bad. I can’t take it.
Lemon’s dress at the dance made me text my friend immediately with “WTF is Lemon wearing?”
That is almost why I watch the show… to be able to text when crazy outfits come on. My sister asked if she was wearing a dead pink cat!
I found Lemon’s Sweetie Pie papier machie dress extra egregious because I thought her hair and makeup were really pretty. It wasn’t even like, Southern Bell crazy. I don’t know what it was, but I’m starting to wonder if the stylist for this show has a secret vendetta.
And is nobody else concerned with DiDi’s insanely face-obscuring bangs?
This episode had such a sad ending!! I just want Zoe and Hot Neighbor Wade together all ready!!!
Tim Matheson in that skinny tie is very Otter-adjacent.
Your middle-aged fans thank you!
“Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you!”
Ok, so Zoe keeps getting more awesome & likeable, Hot Neighbor Wade keeps getting hotter & more desperate, Lemon keeps getting more ridiculous & insufferable, Jason Street keeps getting wiser enough to notice that his fiance doesn’t care about him, but can people please start making out passionately? But, if you can’t have love, you might as well have pie!
Does anybody know where to get the cardigan with the eyeglasses design that Rose was wearing in this episode? I need.
Hot Neighbor Wade, why are you doing this to us??? The ending of this episode made me crazy! Also, when I saw Lemon’s dress for the dance, I thought, “Oooh, I can’t wait to hear what the Fug Girls say about this one!”