Hayden, as a Big Freaking Deal, is predictably unamused that the label head does not want her closing their big anniversary show alone. Because she is a sticky-fingered lass with a crazy mother, they want her on-stage with a stabilizing influence. Regrettably, said stabilizing influence will not stop her from wearing gynecological sequins, but I'm getting ahead of myself. You can probably guess who her duet partner is supposed to be.