Over at the Russian Sex-Trafficking Nightclub, which is SO SLEEZY it looks like it should be in the cold open of a Law and Order episode, Dumb Ashley has decided to become a prostitute because SHE CAN'T GET ANOTHER JOB WITH HER MFA IN ART HISTORY. Yes, in the grand tradition of all out of work Art Historians, she has decided to meet a menacing and crazy stranger at a nightclub to have sex with him for money, and then he turns out to be running a massive sex-trafficking ring of underage and underage-looking girls.
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