I hope you didn't doubt that Rich Twin had a giant black-and-white photo of herself in the apartment, RIGHT where the elevator doors open. Because of COURSE she did. And of COURSE it's all arty and maudlin, because who DOESN'T want to get off the elevator and see a depressed rich lady? The question this week is, who called her a WHORE -- her BFF, who just found out Rich Twin was cheating and whom Poor Twin just confessed her identity to (and of course BFF didn't believe her)? Or SOMEONE ELSE? But let's back up...