Sniffle. More like SAVOR the last cruel intentions, as this might be the last time these two kids collaborate on anything. Anyway, STLCI understandably thinks that Poor Twin is sniffing the crazy glue if she expects her truth-telling to end happily. Poor Twin refuses to budge. Perhaps this is due to the Rich Twin-like coil of silver halfway around her collar, as if her sister's metallic penchant is juicing her with an illusory sense of plot control. Also, this plan totally does not help her with her assassin problem. What she SHOULD be telling her family is that they should move to Turks & Caicos permanently and start up a hut that sells tropical pocket squares.
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