Meanwhile, Ioan is tired of being a penthoustage. So he puts a paperweight in his bound hands and then lies to Andrea that he wants to discuss things with her in another room. She is totally onto him, though, all, "Girl, please, put down your paperweight." Then she continues to panic, because Olivia isn't calling her back, her makeup is a terror, and she's probably going to regret wearing mustard on her last day as a relatively sane person.