Anyway, at some point while Gangnam Style was happening, Hammer came out -- just going by Hammer; apparently he has retired the M.C. cred -- IN A RHINESTONE BANDANNA. The strains of "2 Legit 2 Quit" were briefly heard, seriously, and then he proceeded to dance with Psy in a way that was less inspiring than when he wore parachute pants and told us we couldn't touch this.