And then he goes all Freak Eyes on Bobby, because they can't get the body out of Mexico/they have to Find The Killer/whenever he gets stressed out his eyeballs swell to 150 percent of their regular size. But remember Marta del Sol? The girl who crazy Leonor Varela impersonated to infiltrate the Ewings, and then she ended up dead? Well, Real Marta's father shows up and says he'll take care of everything and never leave Dead JR's side (that is taking it a bit far) and that he'll personally escort JR's corpse back to Dallas.
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