Fug the Vote

What’s fuglier than Courtney Peldon on a red carpet?

A) Maggie Gyllenhaal
B) Chloe Sevigny
C) Britney’s entire life right now, including the husband.
D) Not voting
E) All of the above.

This one’s pretty easy, really: E.

Sadly, the first three are really beyond any of our immediate control, so we suggest making yourself a really strong martini and drinking yourself into whatever blurry stupor they are clearly in whenever they leave the house.

But, if you’ll pardon us getting political for a quick second, item D is most definitely fixable; for women, too, taking advantage of the hard-won 19th Amendment can counterfug even the most Peldon of outfits.

If you want a funky way to encourage somebody to go to the polls on Nov. 2, check out the eCards on hipster cards, made by fashion designers and sponsored by the non-partisan folks at 1000 Flowers and November 2. They’re a cute and cool way to remind people that they have a voice that needs to be heard. [We particularly like the card with the 'Diet Vote' can.]

Because politics can get ugly, but nothing’s fuglier than apathy.

Cheers,
H & J