This is cracking me up:
In part because there’s something sort of period piece about the cape, and I spent much of the long weekend catching up on The White Queen, which is like The Tudors on a third of the budget (albeit entertainingly — you know I love stories of Olden Times, and this one also has witchcraft and Janet McTeer along with its quasi-soft-core porn) and therefore I keep imagine her popping up in a variety of historical pieces in a cracked-out cameo, looking like someone who got lost on her way to Medieval Times.
[Photos: Getty]
