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Don’t look so crabby, Little J.

[Photo: Splash News]

Either the Gossip Girl costumers are reacting to the public’s generally horrified reaction to Taylor Momsen’s usual Crotchtacular Faux-Punk style by wrapping her in as many yards of fabric as possible, or Little J has fallen through a rip in the space/time/reality continuum and has found herself living in a Henry James novel (this incarnation of which offers extra sequins). Either way, she should be thanking God we’re not all screeching about how we can see the top of her thigh-highs. Enjoy the silence for as long as it lasts, kid.