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You guys, I think I might be in love with 90210‘s AnnaLynne “Drunkface” McCord. I mean it. She BRINGS IT:

And by “it,” I mean “crazy outfits that you might be able to specify if you were, say, calling a highly customize-able escort service.” Wigs! Trashy boots! Sultry expressions!  It’s like she’s 2007 Britney, but more fun because I’m not stressed out about her mental health, nor do I care! It’s so much fun! Thank you, Drunkface. I look forward to a long, fruitful ’09 jam-packed with you showing up places in latex shorts and wigs salvaged from the dumpster outside of the Alias wardrobe department. I’m not even being sarcastic: I CAN’T WAIT.