– Did you know that curling dates to medieval Scotland? The origins of 10 winter Olympic sports are pretty fascinating . (Mental Floss)
– Tom Ford shamed Colin Firth into going to the gym to get in shape for his nude scenes in A Single Man . Two things: 1) I like Colin Firth regardless of his body fat percentage 2) NUDE SCENES? I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. (The Cut)
– Sounds like there is trouble in paradise for J. Lo. Hew and Jamie Kennedy . Gosh, I hope they don’t break up before her book about dating comes out. Because before this, she always seemed like such an expert at relationships. (Celebitchy)
– Lilo is now claiming she’s a hoarder . I’m claiming that Lilo is an attention whore and wants to be ON Hoarders . (Vulture)
– The Vanity Fair writer who is living according to GOOP tries out Gwynnie’s uniform . With semi- disastrous results. (Vanity Fair)
– Jason Wu has designed some AMAZING dolls for Madame Alexander. (W Magazine)
– This article gives us a sneak peek at the Lady Gaga biographical comic book, and explains that there is also one coming about Robert Pattinson. OF COURSE THERE IS. That company is about to make a fortune. (Splash Page)
– I don’t mean to shock you, but apparently (and ALLEGEDLY) Julia Roberts is being totally bitchy on the Valentine’s Day promo tour . In her defense, if I were in that movie, I might be crabby too. (Lainey Gossip)
– Maybe she’d feel better if she put on some Pajama Jeans . Oh, yes. That is exactly what it sounds like. (Pajama Jeans)
– I’m totally wearing my Pajama Jeans to this event, in which soap stars read Agatha Christie. Juliet Mills is going to be there, WITH MAXWELL CAUFIELD!!! Also, Stefanie Powers. As my friend who directed my attention to this pointed out, we ASSUME they’re reading the books aloud, but it would also be entertaining if they just sat there and read quietly to themselves while people watched. (Playbill)
– Speaking of soaps, this montage of soap actors saying “Daddy” is both awesome and hilarious and kind of creepy . (Vulture)
– Teen Vogue picks the best dressed at the Grammys . Some of which I agree with, others I don’t — but how boring it would be if we all agreed, no? (Teen Vogue)
– In honor of Sunday’s Super Bowl, let’s crush that stereotype that all football players are mindless meathead jackasses. Starting with the awesome Saints linebacker Scott Fujita . (Jezebel)
– However, it’s a fair bet that the mindless meathead jackass in your life might like you to buy him the newest cologne from The Situation . Yes. The Situation from Jersey Shore has a cologne. (Hollywood Life)
– As you know, here at GFY, we are huge Lost fans. Mark Lisanti’s write-up of this week’s premiere is a must-read. Seriously. It’s so funny. (Movieline)
– Speaking of Lost, to take you into the weekend, here’s a montage of all of Sawyer’s nicknames for people (this montage is just seasons 1-3, so no worries about spoilers if you haven’t watched this week’s premiere). I think my favorite is “Doctor Giggles.”
Fug and Pieces: February 5
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– Did you know that curling dates to medieval Scotland? The origins of 10 winter Olympic sports are pretty fascinating. (Mental Floss)
– Tom Ford shamed Colin Firth into going to the gym to get in shape for his nude scenes in A Single Man. Two things: 1) I like Colin Firth regardless of his body fat percentage 2) NUDE SCENES? I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. (The Cut)
– Sounds like there is trouble in paradise for J. Lo. Hew and Jamie Kennedy. Gosh, I hope they don’t break up before her book about dating comes out. Because before this, she always seemed like such an expert at relationships. (Celebitchy)
– Lilo is now claiming she’s a hoarder. I’m claiming that Lilo is an attention whore and wants to be ON Hoarders. (Vulture)
– The Vanity Fair writer who is living according to GOOP tries out Gwynnie’s uniform. With semi- disastrous results. (Vanity Fair)
– Jason Wu has designed some AMAZING dolls for Madame Alexander. (W Magazine)
– This article gives us a sneak peek at the Lady Gaga biographical comic book, and explains that there is also one coming about Robert Pattinson. OF COURSE THERE IS. That company is about to make a fortune. (Splash Page)
– I don’t mean to shock you, but apparently (and ALLEGEDLY) Julia Roberts is being totally bitchy on the Valentine’s Day promo tour. In her defense, if I were in that movie, I might be crabby too. (Lainey Gossip)
– Maybe she’d feel better if she put on some Pajama Jeans. Oh, yes. That is exactly what it sounds like. (Pajama Jeans)
– I’m totally wearing my Pajama Jeans to this event, in which soap stars read Agatha Christie. Juliet Mills is going to be there, WITH MAXWELL CAUFIELD!!! Also, Stefanie Powers. As my friend who directed my attention to this pointed out, we ASSUME they’re reading the books aloud, but it would also be entertaining if they just sat there and read quietly to themselves while people watched. (Playbill)
– Speaking of soaps, this montage of soap actors saying “Daddy” is both awesome and hilarious and kind of creepy. (Vulture)
– Teen Vogue picks the best dressed at the Grammys. Some of which I agree with, others I don’t — but how boring it would be if we all agreed, no? (Teen Vogue)
– In honor of Sunday’s Super Bowl, let’s crush that stereotype that all football players are mindless meathead jackasses. Starting with the awesome Saints linebacker Scott Fujita. (Jezebel)
– However, it’s a fair bet that the mindless meathead jackass in your life might like you to buy him the newest cologne from The Situation. Yes. The Situation from Jersey Shore has a cologne. (Hollywood Life)
– As you know, here at GFY, we are huge Lost fans. Mark Lisanti’s write-up of this week’s premiere is a must-read. Seriously. It’s so funny. (Movieline)
– Speaking of Lost, to take you into the weekend, here’s a montage of all of Sawyer’s nicknames for people (this montage is just seasons 1-3, so no worries about spoilers if you haven’t watched this week’s premiere). I think my favorite is “Doctor Giggles.”
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