Fug Bites

Dear Becki Newton,

You know who else doesn’t wear pants? LINDSAY LOHAN.

IS THAT REALLY THE PATH YOU WANT TO GO DOWN?!!!???

Love,
Jessica

PS: The pilot you’re in that NBC picked for for next fall looks cute. I’m glad you’re working even if you are running about town in a long tank and a jacket.

PPS: Seriously, though, think about what I said, okay? Thanks!