Fug by Fug

So, I guess Christine Lakin here was actually on Step By Step, the wretched 90s sitcom starring Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers that I watched religiously but can not remember AT ALL?

I mostly remember her for being the poor tragic actress who was chosen to star opposite Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie — as The Nottie, which is obviously patently ridiculous — for which they actually shared a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. Now that I’ve written that all out, I feel kind of bad for making fun of her outfit. I mean, she’s had a rough go of it the last few years. Like, I just spent several minutes reading the aggregated terrible reviews of THaTN on Wikipedia and they are wretched. Apparently, the movie was called, among other unflattering things, “deeply offensive,” “excruciatingly, painfully,
horribly, terribly awful,” “disgusting,” and “fascist” [!!]. I was going to make some rude crack about curtains, Dancing with the Stars and Kitson, but you know what? Girlfriend here hasn’t got time for the pain. Congrats on managing to leave the house after having to deal with the fall out of being yoked to Paris Hilton, honey. Stay strong.