Fug Chef

I don’t know if any of you have seen Top Chef Masters, but the person they have hosting it is so robotic, she makes Padma Lakshmi look like she’s a charismatic dynamo who’s hopped up on twenty-six Red Bulls laced with speed. It made me miss ol’ Padma.

Until this:

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Oy. This is the kind of outfit that’s best left in the pages of one of the original Sweet Valley High books, where Jessica would show up at a party and see Lila Fowler holding court, and the narration would read, “Jessica felt a twinge of jealousy — she knew she looked fabulous in her skintight overalls cuffed at the calf, but Lila was dazzling and sophisticated in a slinky, impossibly chic mauve jumpsuit with a gracefully blousy strapless top.” When in fact the rest of the world, if allowed to jump into a book Thursday Next-style, would look at this outfit and say, “Lila desperately needed to hem her heinous cocktail pajamas… and also, whatever Jessica Wakefield is wearing is automatically made of NO.”