Fug Design

YES. It’s an honest-to-God turban! And masses of jewelry! And a square dress made from a pile of leaves! I kept expecting her to grab someone’s palm and be like, “I see a trip over water… a mysterious, dark-haired man… a paddle ball tournament… and an incident with Baked Alaska.” Sadly, that dream was not realized. Nor was my dream of seeing reaction shots of the rest of the judges from the first time they see Kelly walk out of her dressing room. India Hicks would be silently nonplussed. Jonathan Adler would do that tight, painful smile he does when he’s thinking mean things about your design but doesn’t want to be cruel and then say something cheerful like, “That turban reminds me of a lamp I once designed!” And Margaret Russell would just smile, nod briefly, and then silently walk away. Come on, Magical Elves. You know this is a good idea. Make my dream a reality. It would be almost as awesome as that turban.