Fug Fug Pow

If the Pussycat Dolls ever came out with a line of swimwear, I think Fergie’s getup here would be among the first items to hit stores.

Seriously, this is what you wear to the beach if you are blind. Or you really, REALLY trust your sunscreen-application skills.

Also, it really says something about the state of famewhorey artists today
that I can look at Fergie in this outfit and be like, “Yeah, but where
is your prosthetic udder and mask made of cheese?”