Fug Girls Don’t Cry

It just goes to show how much more I like Fergie now than I used to.

[Photo: Splash News]

Back in the day, I’m sure I would have looked at this and snorted, “NICE OVER-ACCESSORIZING, ASSFACE. IT’S AUGUST.” And now I’m just more like, “aw! She’s going out to spy on someone! I wonder if she has a big newspaper with a hole cut out of it in her bag, or if she’s just planning to hide behind a giant potted plant! Say hi to Josh for me, girl!”