Fug High Musical

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ZAC EFRON: Whoa, V.

VANESSA HUDGENS: Whoa yourself.

ZAC: That didn’t look so short when the chick from Guiding Light wore it. I think it looks…. maybe a bit less dumpy on you? But if you were going to shorten it, why didn’t you just go the extra half-inch and make it a shirt?

VANESSA: Why didn’t YOU go the extra half-inch and wash your hair?

ZAC: Dude, these are all the rage. If knit caps are good enough for Hoffman Philip Seymour, then it’s good enough for me. We are both serious actors.

VANESSA: Yeah, but that was because his hair is crazy. For a PART. Yours is your TRADEMARK, Zac. Also, that’s not his name.

ZAC: Sorry, Seymour Hoffman Philip.

VANESSA: Nope.

ZAC: Philip Hoffman Seymour?

VANESSA: Three strikes. You’re out.

ZAC: At least I’m not wearing a throw pillow.

VANESSA: I hate it when we fight.

ZAC: I thrive on these spats. They fuel me for my future dramatic acting roles in the vein of Hoffman Seymour Philip. I want him to play my father in something.

VANESSA: Oooh, how about, like, Community Theater Group Musical? He could be our characters’ mentor, who…

ZAC: You are so cute. But I’m an Actor now. I have Actor Filth, like… Mr. Capote Man… and Johnny Depp. But you go ahead with trying to get that off the ground, okay? Maybe Chace Crawford can sing.

VANESSA: You were nicer with your bangs showing.

ZAC: It’s a new dawn, baby.