(2) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (10) LUCY LIU
We realize that Lucy Liu is not to be held directly accountable for anything Pat Field threw at her on Cashmere Mafia, and in fact, one of the reasons we watch that show — although we can’t think what the others are, off the top of our heads — is that Liu seems to be enjoying herself immensely in that wackadoo clothing (after all, when else will experience doing cardio in a fur hoodie?).
But Lucy does get to make her own decisions sometimes, and her personal tastes seem to run all over the place as well.
Behold, the rare and exotic Silver Taffetaback, almost never spied out in the wild. Do not attempt to pet it, or a venom-crusted stiletto will be inserted rather rudely into your navel. Lucy also recently chose to wear a distracting array of bows on her stomach, and, of course, there’s the time she wore a cape that resembles the bastard offspring of an overexcited cotton-candy machine and a collapsible paper lantern. Good GOD, woman. Stop it. And yet, don’t.
But can she compete with this magnificent creature?
A chain-mail body-poncho over a tube top and pants? Most of us would call this “vampire bridesmaid,” but to our girl J.Lo this has “Starbucks run” written all over it. Nobody has been pregnant more marvelously than she, and we have an entire archive to prove it. Plus bonus bell-bottoms, a satin drawstring bag, and of course an incredibly tasteful, gentle tee. Drink in the glory.
(3) HELENA BONHAM CARTER vs. (6) BEYONCE
The case against Helena Bonham Carter’s ragtag fashion sense doesn’t need a bevy of photographs in order to hold water, but just for kicks, let’s feast upon one more.
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She’s SUCH a stunning woman, but when was the last time anyone could notice that? I’m pretty sure a family of birds was tragically displaced from its home when she undid her hair after this event. Helena’s busied herself in the last few years as a dirty and dirt-poor mother in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a deranged bloodthirsty Death Eater in Harry Potter Et Al, and the customer-mincing piemaker in Sweeney Todd. And frankly, it shows. Could somebody please cast her as somebody devastatingly attractive and sophisticated, or who at least owns a hairbrush? Perhaps Pat Field needs to take an interest and apply to Helena some of the sleeky deranged sartorial logic she’s used to such great effect on other people. Say what you will about blue fur vests, but at least the Pat’s characters appear groomed. Helena just looks doomed.
Come to think of it, the often overstyled Beyonce could stand to spend some time under Pat Field’s thumb — or really, even Helena’s. Anything to get her away from her mother’s claws of crazy.
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Look real close up there: I think I can see her control-top. And it’s not the first time. The next time someone spies Tina Knowles charging toward her daughter, mouth foaming and hands clenched as she figures out how to rip the slit so high it’s practically waist-level, please hit her with a tranq dart. Oh, and Beyonce? Yeah, we can still see you.
Comments (169):
How on EARTH is Beyonce edging HBC? Are all the Burton fans still at lunch?
Its gotta be Beyonce over HBC. HBC might look like a bag lady at times, but at least she’s never victimized us with gold lame.
I feel like Helena has a personal style that, while I may not agree with it, is her style. Beyonce on the other hand, just dresses flash fugly. She’s such a sexy woman, why oh why does she need to dress so desperately?
if anyone pulls off deranged, it’s helena. how could I vote for such delicious madness?
That’s because Beyonce, more often than not, dresses more like a drag impersonation of herself.
dudes. hbc is super fug. how is beyonce beating her? her hair alone would win the whole tournament! and she has a superfugly perma-accesory in tim burton.
At least HBC has more than two versions of one look. “What should I wear tonight, the hot pants or the slit skirt?”
The Silver Taffetaback, HA!
Seriously though, I thought J. Lo looked pretty amazing all during her pregnancy, whereas Lucy Liu. . .she and Pat Field are a match made in heaven. At every event where she dresses crazy (so, every one), I want to slap her and tell her she’s off set and doesn’t have to dress in clothing that Paris Hilton would complain was too attention-grabbing.
And control-top or no, HBC wins for me. It’s like she went to an asylum while Seattle grunge was in full effect, so that’s the last trend she knows.
Beyonce is fug, but it is more poor choices and mommy-influence. What’s HBC’s excuse? I love the woman, but she couldn’t dress her way out of a paper bag.
Lucy Liu wears things that are off, but dammit she looks almost REGAL in them.JLo just looks stupid. Helena Bonham Carter can pull off some of her outfits. She seems deliciously like someone you want to drink coffee&baileys with. Beyonce’s outfits are too tranny to look good. She’s not even tranny enough for it cross over into so bad its awesome. Plus, she wears them with an air of “i will steal your hair so my mom can make me a new fabulous weave”.
HBC’s style is batshit crazy, but it’s her style. Beyonce’s clothes happen to her. Anyone that isn’t grown up enough to say “Mom, I love you but you can’t pick out my clothes anymore” has it coming.
Lucy’s haute-couture crimes or JLo’s mumuu madness? Decisions, decisions! I’m going with JLo because she insists on wearing big, billowy, drapey cover-ups that make her look stumpy and round, while Lucy proves that even if you have no taste, you can still show off your killer calves once in a while.
HBC’s notorious bird’s-nest hair and chalky face have become her signature. This is her look, she’s made it her own, and she consistently dresses according to its rules. I guess I’ve come to accept it, much in the same way one goes through the stages of grief, acceptance being the final stage. I will never, ever accept Beyonce’s eye-peeling outfits, however, so I must vote for her. This woman simply MUST be pried out of her mother’s evil clutches and dressed to the advantage that we all know she possesses. Free Beyonce! Free Beyonce!
hot damn, these are some close matches! i never thought i’d feel so torn over wielding the gilded sword of fug over these offenders.
HBC is quirky, but Beyonce just wears the same terribly fitted dress just in different colors.
beyonce gets my vote because she’s not purposefully *trying* to look odd and quirky and funny. i mean, it is true that HBC may take her look and run with it waaaay past “normal,” but beyonce gives off a vibe that she is trying to look glamorous and styled. it just all falls apart on execution.
Lopez over Liu in a landslide. For me, the most incriminating evidence of J-Lo’s fug is the Desperately Seeking Susan Chic she was rocking at Wango Tango or whatever. Yikes. That was barely cute (or not at all) in 1985! Ironically, the rats nest hair looks a lot like HBC’s. Also, I blame Jennifer for the appearance (and horrifically bizarre staying power) of the velour tracksuit which first appeared in that video with Ja Rule. I think everyone within a 100 mile radius of my home owns at least two. And, her first one had tiny bootie shorts instead of pants!
Also, HBC so has this over Beyonce. Beyonce is cheesy to the core (and Tina Knowles’ lack of taste must send Tim Gunn into deep depression on a regular basis), but HBC is made of fug.
Beyonce wins because she actually thinks she looks good in the horrendous “outfits” that her mother (who must hang out with a lot of cheap prostitutes, otherwise how does anyone explain her “taste” in clothes) puts her in.
I had to give it to HBC. My love for her prevented me from voting for her in the last round, but now I just want to see her trounce Beyonce and her Cooter-plunging hemlines.
Lucy got my pity vote; there’s no way she could compete against JLos body of work, but I think that she may fare better next year, as her reign of crazy seems to have just begun.
I’m with Christine. While I do wish HBC would comb her hair, I feel like she totally owns her own style. It’s the same reason I couldn’t vote for Gwen Stefani, even if I would hate her clothes on anyone else. This doesn’t apply to Chloe Sev, though, because she just doesn’t OWN her style; Chloe’s trying too hard, and is just far too smirky. Beyonce just looks tacky, while HBC manages to be glorious through the hair….
The thing is.. (and please do not misunderstand me because I voted for Beyonce) if your mom suddendly decided to be a fashionista, and made you wear her horrific outfits…would you? Can you look at your mom in the eye and say.. “No woman, no more…My fans mock me and Solange is eating it all up.. For the love of God, if you love me you would not dress me in such fabrics”. Is Beyonce the {fashion} victim or the perpetrator? IDK.. But I had to vote for her because she is wearing spanx daily and that is no coincidence.. bitch knows she looks crazy.
Beyonce over HBC–absolutely! HBC might actually BE crazy and that explains her clothes. It’s her style. I don’t even notice it anymore.
Beyonce, on the other hand, makes me cringe EVERY TIME I see her. Look, we know you’re “Bootylicious” already. You don’t have to dress in such a way to show off that fact.
And I had to go with J Lo. Just because a woman with that much money and fame should dress fabulous ALL THE TIME. And she doesn’t. Not even close.
You have to vote for Lopez. She is so smug about it. And, then she does have the ultimate FUG accessory…a vampire husband. Dang! She had to try on alot of fellas before she got just the right one to make her look alive in comparisson.
And, Beyonce… when your own mama keeps you in clothes that a politician’s whore would blush just trying on… you have to win any FUG-down competition.
I do wish some of these folks would get some taste. THe competition is getting really fierce and I have to actually take my time making a descion, something I am not used to doing.
Beyonce over HBC–absolutely! HBC might actually BE crazy and that explains her clothes. It’s her style. I don’t even notice it anymore.
Beyonce, on the other hand, makes me cringe EVERY TIME I see her. Look, we know you’re “Bootylicious” already. You don’t have to dress in such a way to show off that fact.
And I had to go with J Lo. Just because a woman with that much money and fame should dress fabulous ALL THE TIME. And she doesn’t. Not even close.
Lopez over Liu: Easiest call of the day for me — I don’t always love what Liu’s wearing, but at least she’s not dressing 40 years too old for her age (see: muu-muus, psychedelic jump suits, large prints, etc.)
HBC over Beyonce: Yeah, HBC owns her crazy and her fug — I can’t dispute that. But — that hair. That chalk-white face. Beyonce (or, more to the point, Beyonce’s mother) at least thinks she’s sexy. I’m not sure what HBC is thinking.
Does anyone remember that green Versace Lopez wore to the Grammies, like, years ago? The one cut down to her hoochiemama? She gets my vote because of that.
And I simply cannot stand strategically ratty hair. So HBC gets my vote too.
i can’t decide what’s worse:
Being fug because you just don’t try
OR
Being fug because you try too hard…
beyonce gets it for the overly exhaustive effort and for making me think this hard.
Yes, HBC is heinous, but as others have said, that’s just who she is. She really just doesn’t give a crap about fashion or what people think, and there’s something almost refreshing about that. Comfortable enough in her own skin to just do what she wants.
Beyonce, on the other hand, reeks of desperation. And nothing’s more fugly than desperation.
Full body of work people: Google image search pregnant HBC
http://www.helena-world.com/blog/wp-content/20070927_helena02.jpg
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
I rest my case!
Poor Beyonce. Sometimes I feel for her, really I do. It’s like her desire to be adored has really caused her to be hoisted by her very own petard of fug. HBC’s attitude remains ‘don’t look at me. Leave me to be happy with my equally oddball-yet-made-for-me husband.’ Beyonce on the other hand, well its all ‘Look at me. Love me. LOVE ME. WORSHIP THE LAME HOT-PANTS BITCHES.’ I just can’t get behind that. So Beyonce…go strait to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200. You’d probably use the money to make more Godawful fugging short-shorts. Urg.
Lopez/Liu is no contest. Lopez is more consistently and atrociously fug. Beyonce/HelBonCar requires more thought. Both beautiful and talented, these ladies tie for fug in the extreme, but one of them manages to remain CLOTHED.
At least with HBC, I never have to shield my eyes against too much exposed thigh or boob. With Beyonce, there is always something exposed that I just don’t want to see. HBC makes me giggle. Beyonce makes me cringe.
HBC is working her whole I’m-too-cool-for-fashion thing. I’m not saying I like it, but I don’t think she does her hair like that with the idea that ANYONE thinks it actually looks good. Beyonce, however, wears the most ridiculous things and expects the world to fawn over them, because, you know, she’s Beyonce. So she gets my vote for expecting me to get on board with an outfit just because it’s sparkly.
These rounds are getting hard! The competition is fierce, but I have to go with HRC due to the variety of her fug style – Beyonce is a “one trick fug.” Likewise, J.Lo’s body of fug just cannot be ignored.
“nothing’s more fugly than desperation”
oh honey, truer words and all that. that’s why Ms. Knowles gets my vote. HBC may be kooky, but it’s her style; look, she can even accessorize with her husband! Beyonce… just put.the.gold lame.away and lock the mama’s sewing machine away.
People! You’ve got to be kidding! HBC always looks like Edward Scissorhands was her stylist. It’s like her clothes are screaming, “When I put this on, I was listening to The Cure a lot.”
Beyonce has worn some crazy things in the past, but she doesn’t come CLOSE to HBC’s fuggery. I think some people potentially had a drinking lunch today, and it’s clouding judgment. . .
I think the funniest thing about this is that people clearly have yet to decide whether to vote for or against the celebrities they like. I mean, we all knew this was going to turn into a popularity contest; we just haven’t figured out whether we want our favorite or least favorite to win!
All you Beyonce boosters — I challenge you to watch “Wings of the Dove” and tell me that HBC couldn’t look better. Hell, watch that one episode of AbFab when Edina hallucinates that HBC is her daughter. She is capable of looking like a gorgeous human being! That she chooses not to deserves a serious fugging. And, while Beyonce often looks like she is dressed in a bedazzled sausage casing, she at least looks…presentable.
Sorry, I had to go with HBC over Beyonce. At least Beyonce looks good sometimes. Well, once in awhile. Maybe Jay-Z dresses her then?
I chose Lucy but everyone else went with Jenny. I think JLo owns it when she wears her fugs, giving her a sense of style that’s very much her own. Lucy looks kind of manufactured, therefore not as effortless as Jenny.
I had to vote for J. Lo. Many years of fashion crimes against humanity, but the clincher was her latest accessory, her wee, found in a ditch, looks like he has consumption and is prone to vapors, husband. Lucy Liu can not hold a candle to that! Lord knows that she has tried… pink coffee filtery/loofah sleeves, inappropriate use of elbow length gloves, too many bows, but she is not in possession of a mini-man in need of a transfusion that she totes around like Paris does with her dog de jour.
I have been dreading the HBC v. Beyonce match up since it was announced. I deliberated long and hard, did my research, conducted polls, and I have to give it to Ms. B. Her unnatural love of all things shiny and hot pants just can not be ignored. Granted HBC is one hot mess, but I think that is because the voices tell her to dress that way. She is only listening to her stylist… the one in her head and that bitch can be loud and will not be ignored!
Lucy Vs. JLo Lucy gets it because of the eye thing.
HBC Vs. Beyonce. Like this is even a question. HBC blows away Beyonce in fugginess.
This is getting kind of hard.
Beyonce’s clothes always make me think of that part of “Pootie Tang” where Biggie Shortie (aka Wanda Sykes) gets mad at the guy for stopping on the side of the She rails at him for thinking her “fancy clothes” are hooker clothes.
I can’t believe how many people think Beyonce is more fug than HBC…at least Beyonce has seen both the sun and a hairbrush in the last ten years…
HBC has her own look. It’s consistent and it matches her personality. Beyonce looks like she thinkg 1980s Barbie dolls are the height of fashion.
I like the way Helena Bonham Carter dresses. I wouldn’t try to emulate it, or suggest that anyone else do so, but she’s going for a certain look and she achieves it 100%. I don’t think she looks fugly or tasteless – I think she looks Victorian, steampunky, gothy, scrappy, odd – but those can be good things, and she deserves major credit for managing it without seeming, simultaneously, mopey and despairing and suicidal. Give the girl the credit she deserves.
HBC doesn’t seem to think she’s a mermaid – Ms. Knowles on the other hand seems to be in some kind of perpetual audition for a remake of “Splash.” My vote goes to Beyonce, supreme Merfug…or Fugmaid?…
One of Tina Knowles’ inspirations is the glorious body of work of Bob Mackie. I rest my case.
jenny from the block was an easy one for me. carter vs beyonce not so much. at least beyonce smiles, so her gleaming whites made carter the most fug.
This one was easy. J.Lo. reigns supreme in my eyes.
And I hate to say it, but HBC’s fug almost works for her. Beyonce, on the other hand, always appears to be trying too hard.
Beyonce over HBC. HBC’s thing is trying not to look conventionally pretty, and she’s really good at it. Like it or not, you have to respect that. On the other hand, Beyonce is trying to be gorgeous and glamorous, and totally failing. Although we should give her some points for single-handedly keeping the gold lame industry alive.
Beyonce over HBC. HBC’s thing is trying not to look conventionally pretty, and she’s really good at it. Like it or not, you have to respect that. On the other hand, Beyonce is trying to be gorgeous and glamorous, and totally failing. Although we should give her some points for single-handedly keeping the gold lame industry alive.
I can’t believe this is even close. HBC always looks like fright night. Beyonce has occasionally looked good.
Jennifug is ASKING for my vote. She also had the all-time most heinous maternity wardrobe EVer. I don’t care if she was knocked up with twins; two fetuses do not excuse some of the muu muus and whatnot we had to contend with all winter.
Lucy is…um, SOOOO pretty. I feel the same way about her that I do about Jennifer Connelly: WHY? She’s still not a fug as J-Lo, though.
And Beyonce is sort of in the same flamboyant vein as J-Lo — it would have been insane to pit those two beeyotches together! She TRIES SO HARD to be this glamazon/throwback to a far classier era with far classier starlets, but the whole bigass weave and pose-with-prominent-armpits thing just makes her look even more redonkeydonk. And ALL those metallics and super-constricting corset-type dresses?! Ugh. We all know she’s a beautiful girl, but at least Helena always looks pretty comfortable in her Grandma-of-Eliza-Doolittle rags.
J.Lo over Lucy-As someone stated earlier, Lucy looks kinda regal, even in the most batshitcrazy of ensembles. The Fug Girls and their writings of letters “from J.Lo” on this very site, also kinda swayed my vote towards her because ever since reading those letters, I’ve found J.Lo even more deluded, smug and nauseating.
Beyonce over HBC-House of Derreon is now making a children’s line and I don’t want to see anymore real-life Bratz dolls walking around especially since I have young nieces. Beyonce, as has been said before, needs to tell her Ma that her services are no longer needed. I’m sure she could look quite tacky by dressing herself though, so maybe she should let Jay dress her. HBC and Tim Burton, I feel, try to make a Tim Burton movie their own reality. They don’t try to be fabulous, and as much as Beyonce tries, all the gold lame and sequins in the world does not a fabulous ensemble make.
It’s hard because there are some out there whose personality is fug and I love them for it, such as HBC, Gwen Stefani, Johnny Depp, Chole Sevigny, etc. But Beyonce simply doesn’t have good taste so I had to vote for her–maybe she’ll wakeup!
I agree with the lot of you who think Helena BC is working a look all her own. She’s an original and I salute her wackiness. I also think Jenny from the B is really edgy and fabulous with very few missteps – a true fashion enthusiast. I feel this way about Gwen Stefani too – she’s an original, idiosyncratic woman with real style.
Lucy Liu can’t pull off her recent outfits- someone else probably could. Beyonce is just wearing poorly made clothes most of the time, but can get away with certain things purely on the virtue of her amazing body and stunning beauty. But it still pains me to advance them in this round. Peldons, come back! Make this easy again!
Love HBC. That is all.
Crazy. I LOVE HBC, but, she’s a hot mess. Remember how pretty she was when she was in “Room with a view” or “Jane Gray” or “Merlin”? Now, just…ug. Poor dear.
And Lucy Liu is lovely, and I’m glad to see she’s getting her due.
Sweet mother of God, has a wormhole opened up in the universe? How is Bouncy beating HBC? It’s not possible!
It’s not Bouncy’s fault – her mother dresses her! HBC has no one to blame but herself!
Beyoncé, what’s a hot young woman like yourself doing, letting a crazy woman dress you? Things don’t always have to sparkle. There is a whole world of colours out there. Explore!
Not an HBC fan here, at all.. but her style is BY FAR fuglier than Beyonce’s..
DID YOU ALL HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED WHEN YOU VOTED???
HBC looks like she is doing a real life portrayal of Edward Scissorhands.
Obviously Hennifer Hopez is gunna win over little Lucy, Lucy’s crimes are too few and too recent to compete against a decade long fug asault.
I think both women are absolutely gorgeous, but I gotta say Helena is fuglier at dressing than Beyonce. B is beatuiful and tacky but at least is TRYING to look chic and sexy and like the huge star that she is. Helena just takes a “cut off the nose to spite the face” approach to dressing.
ps – I am still annoyed that it seems that Helena has never returned her Fight Club wardrobe and has spent the last 8 years wearing it around town
I always think a strong personal style, even it is basically fugly (Chloe, HBC, Cate, etc.) is better than some rich nitwit sloppily throwing together trends to expensive and fugly effect (the Olsens, Hiltons, etc.).
Two more points:
- Legging are back to stay deal with it! You’re starting to sound like 60s hausfraus moaning about jeans or something.
- In that lead photo today, I would also like to point out David Schwimmer’s lifelong unwillingness to admit to himself that he has short arms and get his sleeves hemmed.
I had to go with J.Lo and Beyonce because I think a face off between the two divas would be glorious in real life, and only slightly less so in Fug Madness. Also, I have a soft spot for J.Lo’s fugs largely because of the way you girls write her “monologues” — those and the Britney “Letter of Fug” days of yore were the hook that got me addicted to this site in the first place!
Does anyone remember Helena as Lady Jane?? She was sophisticated in that movie.
Yeah I do NOT understand how people think Beyonce is a worse dresser. At least she always looks somewhat polished. (in comparison that is)
I love HBC’s style. It’s really all her own and it totally appeals to the ex-goth in myself. She doesn’t dress the way she does to be sexy and miss horribly – like Beyonce does. Beyonce is accidentally fugalicious, where as HBC does it on purpose. There is a big difference.
Alek, please keep your comments in here about Fug Madness only, and take the rest to e-mail. Thanks!
The first one was easy Lopez over Liu. Almost no contest.
The second initially looked a tougher call, but really I had to go Beyonce.
Look at it this way Beyonce has admitted to creating an alter ego called Sasha simply to be able to face walking on stage(the “in those outfits” is I beleive strongly implied in the statement). Therefore the fug is causing her to develop split personality syndrome.
That makes Helena look positively sane, and really Bonham-Carter dresses so other-worldly that it places her outside the realm of fug. I don’t believe she’d even understand the concept.
Look, HBC is wacky, but Beyoncé is TACKY! HBC is not trying to look that way, she just does. B, on the other hand, can’t find enough ways to show it all off EVERY SINGLE TIME she goes out. She is DESPERATE for people to look at her, and nothing is more fug than that!
La Lopez wins because she is an endlessly inventive bringer of fug. I’m sorry Lucy Liu, you are but an amateur, and would be less than that if not for the hand of goddess of fug Pat Field.
Beyonce is similar to Gwen Stefani in that her clothes are generally always fug but she wears them as if proud of that, so I definitely had to go with her. Does HBC really have a choice of what to wear being married to Tim Burton? He’d look even worse if she dressed in a more groomed manner.
Oh just can’t vote for HBC – its her look and she OWNS it. None of us want to wear her goth-shabby-chic but she carries it off. OK, she’s an incredibly beautiful woman that may look better in a more conventional outfit/hair do but at least she has personality!
Eccentrics unite.
This is hard. Way harder than math.
You know what’s sad? Someone else, someone with a lot more presence and maybe intelligence, could’ve brought that pleated satin thing off. I would’ve taken out the drawstrings in the sleeves, though.
Instead, it was condemned to looking silly on Ms. Lopez. Sad.
Y’all, we’ve got to get our acts together with this HBC/Beyonce thing. I’m not saying I’m in support of Beyonce’s (or her mother’s) crazy homage to faux metals and dresses that are more appropriate for draping over Britney Spears’ wedding cakes, but the fact that HBC is LOSING is blowing my mind. My vote: if Beyonce out-fugs HBC then it’s only fair to disqualify her for mental illness….
Really, Beyonce is beating out HCB? How can that be? I like HBC as an actress as much as the next person (unless the next person is Tim Burton, in which case, she’s all his), but she looks too bag lady far too often for me. There are those who would claim she isn’t trying, or that BagLady is just her style, but I thought FUG was about people who had the knowledge and money to do better, and yet manage to fail? HBC has been around too long in a business based at least in part on looks/style not to have picked up any taste at all… Beyonce is a baby fug comparatively.
Really, Beyonce is beating out HCB? How can that be? I like HBC as an actress as much as the next person (unless the next person is Tim Burton, in which case, she’s all his), but she looks too bag lady far too often for me. There are those who would claim she isn’t trying, or that BagLady is just her style, but I thought FUG was about people who had the knowledge and money to do better, and yet manage to fail? HBC has been around too long in a business based at least in part on looks/style not to have picked up any taste at all… Beyonce is a baby fug comparatively.
J.Lo over Lucy Liu – J.Lo dresses like Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company and has that teensy bloodsucking husband/sperminator/accessory. No contest there.
Beyonce over Helena BC – Helena, bless her heart, is who she is; she’s on some kind of other fashion plane. Meanwhile, Beyonce’s mama dresses her funny. It’s as if Tina secretly hates her daughter and wants her to look like she dresses in drag-queen castoffs.
Oh, come on — it HAS to be Beyonce over HBC. HBC’s artsy with her crazy husband Tim Burton, and her style is kooky if unkempt. Beyonce is always trying too hard and remaking herself into some new fug born of desperation. Gotta agree with the above poster: nothing’s more fugly than desperation.
Helena’s crazy, but it works on her! And it’s kind of kookily endearing!
J.Lo vs. Lucy was a toughie. I ultimately voted for Jenny from the Block because some of the stuff she wears looks so tacky and cheap.
HBC and Beyonce are both hideous in their own special way. I have to agree though with the sentiment that while HBC dresses like a hobo, it’s her style and she is recognized for it. She makes it her own and at this point, nobody would be surprised to see her wearing a gown fashioned out of layers of burlap.
Beyonce needs to stop letting her Mom dress her like a tranny. The end.
Someone finally voiced what I could not!! Yes, some fugs make me giggle, and others make me cringe. It all depends on who’s doing the fugging!! Why didn’t I fully realize that before? I don’t mean to scream, but I am so excited about this! HBC is just being herself. Lucy Liu is trying to be Carrie Bradshaw/SJP and it’s NOT WORKING. I understand why she would want to rip off a look (and Pat Field sure helps) but we don’t know enough about Liu or her character in whatever show she’s in to tie it together. It’s just a tired and terrible carbon copy. And Beyonce is still hawking her crap to people who don’t know any better. That itself is a crime.
J-Lo easily trumps Lucy but HBC vs. Beyonce is ultimately harder because we are dealing with two very different levels of Fug. So we have to decide, it is better to be without a fashion sense entirely or so far over the top that you look ridiculous?? Myself, I voted for no fashion sense in hopes of sending HBC through the ranks. The woman needs some help. She is way too stunning to go around in the clothes she choses.
I gotta confess I am biased since I have loved Tim Burton (not that way!) since I was three years old. Thus I can’t hate on Helena for being his crazy, be-fugged soulmate. She seems to dress exactly the way she wants, whereas Beyonce wants other people to like it. Beyonce’s crimes are worse.
Plus, while HBC’s hair can be tamed, it must be hard, since it was nearly as ratty in Conversations with Other Women as it is in real life.
I gotta confess I am biased since I have loved Tim Burton (not that way!) since I was three years old. Thus I can’t hate on Helena for being his crazy, be-fugged soulmate. She seems to dress exactly the way she wants, whereas Beyonce wants other people to like it. Beyonce’s crimes are worse.
Plus, while HBC’s hair can be tamed, it must be hard, since it was nearly as ratty in Conversations with Other Women as it is in real life.
It had to be beyonce for me, HBC has never made me endure 4 years of ab-showing outerwear, plus I never vote against anyone who looks like they might snap and kill a mess of people, it’s just not a good idea.
Beyonce’s style is mildly amusing; HBC’s just makes me sad. I can appreciate that she might not want to be Lucy Honeychurch anymore, but her bird-nest-and-industrial-sludge look is much more daft than interesting.
I had to vote for Benonsense as it’s clear that HBC does not live in our reality and has no need to dress herself in any way that can be considered earthly.
JLo got my vote because of the tight white legging and do-rag combo that she wore when she was with PuffyDiddyPDiddyDiddySeanJohn. Horrible.
HBC HAS to win, she has to. She ALWAYS looks deranged and fugly.
HBC HAS to win, she has to. She ALWAYS looks deranged and fugly.
Beyonce gets my vote over Helena, because at least Helena plays the part. NO ONE ever sees my control tops (at least, they haven’t since the first year building formal in Uni when i fell asleep in my dress in someone’s window) – and HBC seems to own it.
JLo hands down for years of foisting fugly “fashion” on us.
HBC v. Beyonce was harder, so I did my homework on this one via Google. HBC, much as this pains me as I’ve adored since her Lucy Honeychurch days, outfugs Beyonce. While in her younger days she could pull off the Dickensian waif look, more recently she looks uncomfortable and even unhappy in her ensembles. I don’t think it works anymore and disagree with some of you that she’s really owning this look anymore. So for me, HBC it is.
Beyonce only proves that after a certain age a girl should stop letting her mother dress her but she does not wear the fug crown in quite the way HBC does. In fact, the crown is probably lost in in HBC’s fugly coif right now. Come to your senses people; HBC is the true victor in this competition.
La Lopez is the sh*t, chicas. Liu only wishes she was as caliente in her fugishness as Lopez is. Lopez’s diva fugness burns bright. Lopez es en fuego, putas, en fuego (I’m working on a high school level of Spanish 1 here so excuse any misuse of the language.)
I honestly can’t choose between J.Lo and Lucy Liu. It’s like trying to choose between vodka cranberry and vodka Red Bull. Impossible!
Lady B vs. HBC? Helena all the way. Yes, Beyonce can be tacky but it doesn’t make me cry. HBC always strikes me as some woman trapped between the spirit world and our reality. I love both these women in their respective art forms but aye! Helena is just…just…
Awww! I’m rather sad that Helena is losing to Beyonce.
Somehow, I sense that HBC would be both delighted and certainly amused to last a little longer during Fug Madness…
I would be distraught if HBC was “cleaned up” into just another boringly beautiful film star. If she started to show up on the red carpet all bronzed and sheened and in some beautiful but dull designer dress, she’d just be a beautiful woman: running with her style, she’s a personality.
The others…too much lame!
DRDAN, thank you so much for “bedazzled sausage casing!” I was laughing/snorting/crying so hard my 4-yr-old was getting a little concerned.
For me, it’s Beyonce all the way. While HBC does leave the house looking like she was crawling around in the attic, air vents, and crawl space under the house, she is adorably tragic. Beyonce on the other hand just paints herself into some of the ugliest clothes. She is just another example of just because you have money and a little bit of celebrity doesn’t mean you should make your own clothing line. Or let your mother start one. If you have your own category on this website then you and your no taste mother should not have a clothing line.
if only beyonce could explain away the missing disco balls i could forgive her.
It’s a tough one, but I’m going with Beyonce on this one- she needs to stop letting her mother style her! And while I think Helena pretty much looks crazy all the time, she’s at least OWNING her crazy so it’s all good in my books…
The thing is, HBC was pretty much dressing like that off-screen during the dewy-skinned late 1980′s Lucy Honeychurch era. As others have said, I can’t fug someone for developing her own style and sticking to it, which is what Helena has done. She does remind me of Miss Havisham though and I’m not sure Dickens should be anyone’s stylist.
Beyonce, on the other hand, has not found her own style and is all over the place because she is not just dressing to please herself. And that’s genuine fug.
I feel like HBC wanted to be a dreadlocked crust punk as a teen and never got her chance because she was too busy starring in tasteful Merchant-Ivory productions. Now she’s trying to relive the hippie youth she never had with her crazy rats nest hairdo.
ffft. no contest. helena has crazy hair, but at least it’s her own. beyonce is hoochie to the extreme. period.
Lopez over Liu was easy for me. The next vote was difficult, but I had to go with Beyonce. Many above have eloquently (and quite amusingly) stated compelling reasons with which I completely agree. I also think about it this way – HBC is consistent. She rats up her hair (don’t be fooled, she DOES use a comb, badly), finds shapeless, colorless, weirdly distressed clothing and steps outside. Beyonce, however, mixes it up. She attempts different looks and different styles and they are ALL wrong. It’s awe inspiring.
This is getting difficult. Why do all the actresses who get my attention playing so well in Jane Austen movies or Merchant/Ivory productions go on to play “free spirits” or SWF-style psychopaths? HBC was the prim and proper (but not really) heart of A Room with a View. Now, she’s “The Girl Most Likely to Have a Bird’s Nest in her Hair and Act Like It’s the Rest of Us who Have the Problem” Award, otherwise known as the “What!?!” award.
That said? I had to vote for Beyonce. The gold formal shorts over and over again. Plus, she (and I’m sorry about this) defines the term “ho-ish.” I’m sorry!
Egads! Lopez takes it over Liu — easily. HBC has her own crazy-ass look going for her. Nutty as it is — it works. Beyonce, though…. It’s so damn glitzy that it’s only meant for the stage. Unfortunately, she wears it off the stage and it just looks wrong. If she could just learn to take it down a notch or two. She’s so beautiful. Why, Beyonce? Why?
I’m just sayin’.
Oh, J. Lo. Winning as you should. (Besides, I must admit, I liked that pink-sling-black-gloves travesty Liu wore a while back.)
HBC isn’t leading? I thought she would be! I enjoy her and her style sometimes, but I’m pretty sure it takes more maintenance to make hair look THAT crazy than to actually brush and style it in a normal, sane fashion, so she earns my vote.
The definition of fug, in my humble opinion, is THINKING you have style, when in fact you have THE VERY OPPOSITE. Therefore, I vote for Beyone because she obviously thinks she is stylish. Poor, misled starlette.
HBC has a quirky personal style. Beyonce is just trying too hard–one of the very definitions of fug.
I went Beyonce because I get the impression HBC just does what she wants and doesn’t give a fuck what you think. Beyonce, on the other hand, smacks of effort. Also, HBC has never tried to push her style on anybody. House of Dereon has much to answer for.
J Lo all the way. I will never forgive her for the satin drawstring. It gave me unending nightmares. And as much as I love HBC talentwise, she completely squanders her fashion potential. She’s a lovely girl, but she insists on getting dressed in the pitch black.
I love the delightfully crazy fug that is HBC.
I adore Beyonce, but mostly in spite of her clothes. I feel like if I were British and about one and a half times as eccentric as I already am, I would probably also be rocking the HBC birdsnest coiffure.
Helena wins because it’s her style. Put Helena against Tina, my vote goes the other way.
Okay look. All the people who are confused/irate that Beyonce is winning: It’s just the way it’s gotta be, folks. HBC is that sad potted fern you are nursing back to health, and Beyonce is the glossy plastic poinsettia at your deranged Aunt Mabel’s–the aunt that smells like talcum and White Shoulders and always seems to be sloughing some vague dandruff-like effluvium from her skin. Remember how interminable those visits were? How your thighs stuck to the plastic covering on the sofa? How the brass-framed mirrors with the etched swans caught the midafternoon glare from the sun and burned your eyes out? You don’t want to go back there, ever.
But that potted fern? She’s a fighter. She has a sweet little tufted soul and you’ve named her Bonnie. Don’t hate on Bonnie.
There’s fug,… and then there’s fug with sequins. ‘nuf said.
WTF???? Yes, Beyonce is tacky, trashy, etc., but PEOPLE . . . we’re talking about HBC here!!!! The hair alone! I see Beyonce and turn the channel or page. I see HBC and I am mezmerized by the sheer FUG of it all. That sister is a complete fug package – man, hair, clothes, etc. Sartorialshe, thanks for the link -I think an argument could be made that exposing the young and unborn to such a fashion disaster is a form of abuse!
I am shocked that Beyonce is out-fugging HBC. What? Not to be head-thumpingly obvious but HBC has years of hair issues, costume issues, and makeup issues to offer. The once-sweet and elegant girl of A ROOM WITH A VIEW seems to have taken a turn to sanatarium-style. Okay, Beyonce has her mother and a whole record industry working against her natural gifts, but HBC is where she is because of her own crazy, wrong-headed notions that semi-strait-jackets are in. HBC has done it all HERSELF, without an entourage. Props to her!
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Beyonce commenting on her own clothing line; “”I want to do something that is affordable, but sophisticated and sexy and feminine — something I would wear. We want to bring some of the couture look to a broader public.” COUTURE??
Okay, HBC is barmy but she’s just playing dress ups, she isn’t pimping her brand of crazy out to unsuspecting tweens. Sorry, it’s just got to be Beyonce.
Liu cannot compete with the firey fug that is La Lopez. (Or should that be El Lopez? I don’t know which is more appropriate.) One of her hats could eat Liu for breakfast.
HBC vs B’Day? HBC’s fug is a wonder of the modern world, no doubt, but it doesn’t touch Beyonce’s ultra glam fug. Glam fug is the worst kind because somewhere, deep down, there was the intention of lookin’ good.
Oh and before anyone mentions Pantaloonies at Harrod’s…. that was funny and the money went to Unicef!
I think that La Liu should get some kind of consolation prize, because she designs some of her most fugtastic creations herself (and brags about same).
Even so, I voted for J.Lo because OH MY GOD THAT WOMAN IS A COMPLETE TRAINWRECK!
Tough bracket. Very tough.
Beyonce outfugs Helena Bonham-Crazy by a long sea mile. Okay: they are both beautiful, beautiful women who have failed despite the titanic fug to conceal their hypnotic allure, but B.-C. has sabotaged herself far less. As in, the post-goth hair ‘n’ dryer-lint coiffure is tragic, but she hasn’t wrecked her face, nor is she wearing shorts, ever. I chose Beyonce because the tidal waves of extensions, gold lame, etc. etc. are way more ravaging.
I bet if you saw Beyonce right when she came out of the shower in a terrycloth bathrobe, you would probably die of beauty.
Lopez. No contest. Beyonce vs. HBC: cruel decision! They both drive me crazy because they have beautiful assets to work with…and they SCREW it up. As a person with wily, irrepressible hair, I do feel for Helena, but I FIGHT the hair. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s no coinky-dink that HBC and the wonderfully talented Burton have matching hair. Still, I voted for Helena because I want her to look pretty!
Beyonce’s weave alone is worth the championship.
I think one’s man should be considered an accessory, in some cases making or breaking one’s ensemble. Going along with this principle, Jenny from the block may always be fuggin’ it…..
It is very, very simple. HBC doesn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks of her. Beyonce cares a great deal – and still appears in public – not even on stage – in gold lame short shorts. No contest. She’s right up there with Britney and Paris on the list of ladies who’s womanly goods I’ve seen far too much of.
HBC is the queen of fug. She is the most consistent compared to Beyonce. Beyonce is small fry fug compared to Helena (and just for the record, I heart Helena heaps).
The same for JLo. Lucy Liu has only just started with the fug, whereas JLo has been bringing it for years.
HBC is all around ‘unusual’ and ‘unique’. Beyonce, on the other hand, is trying to look great and, sadly, falling short.
It was a tough call between JLo and Lucy….
Okay, this round is EASY peoples! The tougher match, IMHO, was HBC vs. Kelly Osborne because they are both rocking that goth thing and I think they both do it well. I do agree that one should get MEGApoints for hair and makeup, which I don’t know – Beyonce doesn’t have real hair, does she? But then HBC does her hair with a MIX MASTER, right? OK, I’m going with Beyonce over HBC because Beyonce is just tacky, working some crazed who-knows-what-it-is fashion sense, while, like it or not, HBC HAS a fashion sense.
J.Lo over Lucy Liu all the way. Which means that J.Lo meets Beyonce in a death match later. Whoopee!
Y’all filled out your brackets ALL THE WAY, right? Because my boyfriend made me do it that way and there shouldn’t be any cheating!
OH, and Fug Girls – kudos to you – he actually stopped watching the game to go over your brackets and deemed them most well done. We have had long conversations re: the matches. It’s brought new spark to our relationship – and for that I THANK YOU!
This contest was inspired, as they are both equally fug, albeit from polar opposite fugspheres. But as a wise interior designer friend once told me, “A little gold goes a long way,” so it is that despite HBC being positively wacky demented fugly, Beyonce’s ability to get the lead out of anything–silver, gold, pewter, the family china–give her the edge in this one.
While HBC’s style is fug, it’s her own special brand of fug, and it makes her come right out the other side and become brilliant. Beyonce is just trashy.
I can’t believe Beyonce is in the lead! HBC is a great actress, but the “homeless” look is undoubtedly fuglier than the “shiny” look.
(Am hoping for a fug-off between the husbands.)
Beyonce wins for me just because she REPEATEDLY dresses so unflatteringly. The gold lame tight dresses and pants make her look much larger than she is. It drives me crazy! HBC’s fug, on the other hand, kind of suits her. I would love to see how she looked all cleaned up, but she’s at least interesting. Beyonce’s just tragic.
Also, I think I voted for Lucy Liu last time based more on her show costumes. I think that was okay for the last matchup, but here, against J. Lo? No contest. J. Lo’s fluffy pastel bell bottom ensemble wins it for her on its own.
I find HBC’s style cute and zany, not barfingly, blindingly fugly. Beyonce chronically looks like a 50′s Vegas showgirl-cum-hooker, and I KNOW she’s classier than that.
In the ling of Project Runway, give me wickety wack over tickety tack any day.
I am sorely disappointed that Helena Bonham Carter is not in the lead. Her brand of crazy is unique and impossible to mimic. Add to the mix her psychotic looking husband and you have brand new material for a Roald Dahl inspired movie. Maybe “The Maniacs”?
Ah, HBC. So much less fuggy than Beyonce for the simple reason that she’s a loon and dresses as a befits said status. Beyonce is just an overgrown Barbie, especially if you picture those times when you used to get the drugstore ‘Fashion Doll’ clothes and put them on Barbie because they were cheaper (in EVERY WAY) but they never quite fit or, indeed, looked like anything other than Mandy-on-the-corner. Come one, picture it. See? See? All we need for the picture to be complete would be for half her hair to get chopped off and the other half colored in with a marker.
Carter is as untouchable as Bjork when it comes to fashion. A strange exotic creature to be cherished and preserved in it’s natural habitat.
We can comment on how strange her ways are to our eyes, but in the end we just have to say in our best Attenborough voice “… The rich diversity of Southern California’s native fauna never cease to amaze, and it is our duty to preserve it for future generations”.
Oh, come on…HBC is wacky, but she’s cool because she just doesn’t give an eff….
I should have asked this earlier… unless it was covered already in the first round.
Are we suppose to ignore the Tim Burton accessory Helena has been dragging around (and not to the cleaners sadly)
I do love him dearly but good lord between the two of them you’d think someone could afford a brush…
Both HBC and Beyonce suffer due to their love of another. HBC is most definitely quirky in that “I don’t care what others think of me because my babies’ daddy is an auteur, and I exemplify all that he is” kinda way. And, once Beyonce’s mom got ahold of her first bedazzler, it all went to hell in handbasket. I had to give Beyonce the upper hand though, least we all forget, Beyonce used to be part of a trio of god awful matching outfits, and that is an aggression that just will not stand.
Come on, people. HBC is like your favourite aunt. That crazy one that gives everyone novelty light fittings for christmas, including your three year old cousin samuel. But, it’s OK, because you secretly find them kind of cute. And anyway, you are eagerly awaiting for her annual leg-flinging, arm waving rendition of Good King Wenceslas after lunch (once she’s has all of the gin minis from her handbag).
Beyonce is your uncle’s latest wife. Her skirts are too short, she flirts with your dad, your mum grimaces whenever she’s mentioned, and she tells you not to worry about the boys, because once you fill out a bit, they’ll all come running.
Gold short-shorts? Hand this woman a trophy of fug or something, there’s nothing interesting about her just how she manages to make herself look BAD in those outfits and in all seriousness that doesn’t seem like an easy job.
Plus HBC is just Burton’s perfect match, it’s her style that kind of fug can’t be undone.
the lopez files are SO FUNNY…
Ha, in Helena’s paragraph I read ‘costumer-mincing’ pie maker. indeed.
Beyonce hands fug down over HBC. HBC don’t look like that and think she’s all glamor and hope everybody to fall for her,is odd but i’ve come to accept the fact that’s just the way she is and secretly you or in this case me find her really fascinating, waiting 2 see what kind of bat shit crazy outfit she would pull out from her ancient closet but on the other hand Beyonce wearing the ultimate tacky outfit and walks around confidently and think she’s all gorgeous and glamz up. big fugg time 4 Beyonce to think that she actually looks good in her “mom” horrendous outfit
I LOVE Helena Bonham Carter and her insane wackiness, but the fact remains…she is Fug Embodied.
I’m loving HBC, always have done, and wish that they wouldn’t mind me dressing like that for work…but LL had to have it for the oversized caballero sleeved looking thing that was a cape???
I don’t understand.
Ooh, this is so hard! Wacky HBC or the truly very weird Beyonce? I had to go for Beyonce, because of all the christmas-gift-wrapping-paper she wears. Or, indeed, a disco ball. Classy!
Can we please take a break from our regularly scheduled programming and discuss how incredibly fug this ad for The Tudors on the right of my monitor is? The face on that woman is enough to put all the kids on the Sleepover poster to shame, and JRM deserves at LEAST a threat level orange celebrity skeeve alert. Seriously, he is so sketch.
This ad is the equivalent of a streaker running across the court mid-game. It’s tearing my unwilling eyes away from the majesty that is H. Bon. Car. and forcing them to gaze upon some seriously disturbing wonk eye. Haven’t deviant spectators been arrested for less?
Jennifer Lopez, if for no other reason than that horrible bell-bottom maternity outfit she wore on stage. Posh and Scary Spice, back in their heyday, wore more tasteful maternity clothes while performing live.
So I clicked Beyonce….clicked “vote”…..and held my breath….and YES! The universe is aligned. Her fug is greater than HBC. I thought I was the only one who didn’t think B is all that (oh no I didn’t). Looking into her eyes is looking through a window. Ain’t nuthin there. She poses like a hypnotized stewardess. At least HBC is herself. Looking into her eyes is too scary a proposition, and I like it that way.
P.S. the only thing I like better than cogitating over my vote, is reading all y’all’s comments. With our fearless Fug leaders as inspiration, this crowd is a freakin articulate, bitchy riot. You are hereby all invited to my daughter’s Bat Mitzvah. (No I’m not designing her dress.)
I was shocked to see that Beyonce is taking the lead. Honestly, I, myself, would rather look like Las Vegas Barbie than a mountaineer attending a red carpet event in rags sadly strung together.
I realy have to give it to Beyonce; HBC’s nutty style works for me, because I think that, had it not been for Tim Burton, she would have become a creepy cat lady, much like that character in the Simpsons. As it is, she still dresses like her; she’s just found a creepy cat man to love. In other words, I think her style is innate, and therefore it kinda works. Beyonce’s mother, on the other hand, seems to hate her daughter. Why else would she style such a pretty girl in such a fugly manner?
Beyonce tries hard to look sexy and fails utterly, HBC doesn’t try at all and is awesome. Game, set, match to B.
Oh. I love it. HBC and her wackadoo hubby live in a land purely their own. Sure, for the rest of us Sweeney Todd was a quasi-Victorian song and dance parade to the tune of splitting veins.. but in HBC’s little love nest, I think it was just her living room in general.
She owns the whole derelicte vibe. Not only is she derelicte.. she’s the very vintagey vintageness of derelicte. Shes “first homeless woman on the moon” derelicte. Her fug knows no bounds. She and Tim have taken “BeetleJuice” and created a lifestyle. Love.
Beyonce is just trashy and frankly, my dears, i am sick as hell of hearing about her.
I think HBC is letting herself go just because she is so beautiful and she’s tired of men hitting on her. Why do I think this? Because it’s the same reason my mother got fat. She said it was the only way to keep men from bothering her. The thing is, HBC still looks gorgeous, even if she looks batshit crazy. My mother did eventually decide this was nuts and lost all the weight and kept it off. Yeah Mom!
Beyonce on the other hand, is trying to look glamorous and missing the target, so she gets my vote.
Here’s the thing.
HBC is funny and smart and I think she dresses like this to mess with us.
Beyonce on the other hand, lives in a mental place where gold lame is ALWAYS in.
HBC is a walking work of crazy art. You can’t take your eyes off her.
Beyoncé, on the other hand, I can’t stand to look at. There’s a big difference.
I have never seen HBC’s crotch, and I’m pretty sure I never will, and for that alone she cannot claim a true fug title. Plus, (and I have to whisper this) I kind of love the dress she wore to the Harry Potter premiere–it’s not perfection, but there’s something very cool about it.
HBC, while she often looks insane, kind of rocks the ‘Miss Havisham/Vampire Bride/Victorian urchin’ look. While Beyonce can also rock the ‘good G-d, it
has escaped it’s tank, ravaged the glitter factory, and intends to destroy us all’ look, I still think she blows it more often than HBC. Maybe it’s my latent Goth-kidness.
And J.Lo has more than earned a win over newcomer Lucy Liu. I mean, really, y’all.
Paging Dr. Dan:
Re: Beyonce’s “bedazzled sausage casing” That is Hall of Fame material. Thanks for that.
HBC has a certain style-even if it is out there. B just has very bad Las Vegas showgirl raunch. All that gold lame crap is so old and over. Shrink wrap looks better.
I think the reason Beyonce is ahead (as of now) is that she is trying to look sexy or good. HBC is just being herself and reveling in the whole Victorian gone spooky spiderwebby thing. I mean, she did marry Tim Burton. I think fug has more to do with thinking you look like hot shit when you look ridiculous rather than just being eccentric (which is why I can’t vote for Chloe either, as much as I know most people disagree with me)
Thought I might just point out that Helena and Tim aren’t married
They live nextdoor to each other in houses which are connected and make bastard children together. Which is like the coolest thing EVER XD (P.S Beyonce seems to be pulling her default Dalek position. ‘Destroy’.)
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