It’s hard to imagine that this woman’s reign as Fug Madness champion might be coming to an end.
[Photo: Splash News]
But compared to a lot of people, Aubrey O’Day hasn’t put up much of a fight for her title this year, so anything can happen. And that’s where you guys come in: We here at GFY HQ’s Fug Madness Seeding Committee — me, Jessica, Intern George, temporary sub-interns Jon Hamm and Josh Jackson, and sub-sub-intern Chad Michael Murray, whose chief function is to squint at us whenever he’s not sure about what we’re doing — are just about ready to put together our seedings for this year’s tournament.
Oh, sure, we’ve got a bit of time yet. I mean, we can’t do anything official until the Oscars have happened, because it’s one last golden chance for somebody to step in it and ratchet up his or her seeding. But the entire process is long and fraught with incredibly important decisions that will affect life as we know it — obviously — and as such, we’d like to go into Oscar weekend REALLY prepared.
Ergo, the comments are open: Let us know who you’d like to see own a spot in Fug Madness’s 64-team bracket. While in the end we have to go with the gut instincts of our ace committee — and sub-intern Hamm is INCREDIBLY opinionated on these matters, as you can imagine — we would love to know who you think is worthy of making a run at Aubrey’s crown.
A reminder: Since this is an annual contest, the only eligible outfits are those worn between March 1, 2009, and March 8, 2010 — essentially, the end of last year’s contest through this year’s Oscars.
The usual commenting rules apply: Be on-topic, be kind, rewind, etc. And have fun! We’ll be debuting the brackets on Friday, March 12. Hollywood, WE SMELL YOUR FEAR.
Comments (509):
Bai Ling always and 4eva
Agyness Deyn
The simpson sisters, but only together, not separate.
Kanye West’s naked girlfriend, whatever her name is
Coco
Taylor Momsen
HOORAY FOR FUG MADNESS! It is truly one of the highlights of my year. Is that pathetic or what?
Please consider including the following Fug candidates: Kristen Stewart, Maggie Gylleennnahhhhaalallll, LiLo, and (even though I love her with allll my heart and think she’s an American treasure) Sandra Bullock. Sandy really brought some fug this year.
Thanks to the Fug Girls and all the interns for their hard work.
Solange
Drunkface McCord
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mickey Rourke
Pussycat Dolls
It pains me to say this, but I fear your sub-intern Jon Hammm himself may need a spot on the list. Have you seen those pics of him wandering Vancouver, with the wilderness-man beard which seems to be encroaching over more and more of his beautiful face every day, wearing a white jacket with “CANADA” splashed over it? Definitely fug material. He needs to return to clean-shaven Don Draper goodness (physical goodness, that is).
DRUNKFACE!!!!!!!!!
The Momsen
Lilo
A. Deyn
Kristen Stewart-Sparkles
Heidi, before and/or after, your choice – but you have to include her most toxic accessory if he’s not getting his own category.
Kate Perry is always fun. Maybe there could be a Perry/Gaga fug-off.
Cher has been visible lately, and she’s usually a pretty good time.
Would the Pussycat Dolls count as one entry?
Would magazine covers be a separate contestant, or would each victim count in her own category?
Linds, of course, and Britney and the third member of the coven, Paris.
There are more out there, I know.
How is there more than one comment without LADY GAGA being mentioned??
Oh! Rae-Jill reminded me: Robert Pattinson. The hairor! The hairor!
Lady gaga should be exempt beacuse she is intensive and intentional.
I don’t think we should compare the pathetic to the artist. Thus, Tilda Swinton is also exempt.
Can the ice dancers be entered en masse?
Adam Lambert
Drew Barrymore has been fuglier than usual this year.
Agyness Deyn
Amber Rose
Drunkface
Ke$ha
Leona Lewis
Rihanna
Taylor Momsen
Kristen Stewart… her misses have outnumbered her hits (and she should get a nom for the Joan Jett mullet and consistently looking unwashed)
Oh, and I second Drew Barrymore as much as it hurts. Girlfriend stepped in a whole bunch of fugly this year.
I also agree Lady Gage should be exempt because she does it intentionally and for arts sake.
Amber Rose-the poor man’s Rhianna
Rhianna-although I think that’s part of her stage persona, ala Gaga
Agyness Deyn
Mickey Rourke-sorry Mickey; you’re not so fine
Katharine McPhee, if only for that god-awful hair.
I second the suggestion for Amber Rose.
And Juliette Lewis. Who I think will take the crown this year.
Why is this woman allowed to have a dog?
Anywho, it’ll have to be Bai Ling, Mickey Rourke, Taylor Momsen, the usual suspects I suppose. Lady Gaga is really close to being passe. I think this should be reserved for people who really don’t try at all or try way too hard.
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Rhianna for sure. Gossip Girls Taylor Momsen, Leighton Meister and Boobs Legsly. Katherine McPhee earns a place for her hair alone. And as much as I love her as an actress, Julianne Moore has earned a place this year.
Easy choice. My nomination has gotta go to Kristen Stewart.
Can’t wait to see who wins, loving this site as ever Fug girls, this keeps me so entertained (read: distracted) when I am supposed to be doing coursework
xx
I am hereby officially nominating Gaga.
She is on a level of fug that few ever reach, and it’s a joy seeing her each and every time she steps out. LOVE her.
MUST HAVES:
Julianne Moore
Whitney Port
Leona Lewis
Kimberly Wyatt
Solange
HONORABLE MENTION:
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rachel Bilson
KStew
Taylor Momson
Leggs McGee (aka Blake Lively)
Blair Waldorf (aka Leighton Meester)
Lilo
i second mary lou’s comment: exemptions for gaga and tilda.
kim kardashian
it’s MILEY
taylor momsen
hayden panettiere
jennifer love hewitt
Yes to Taylor Momsen and Rhianna. No Gaga because I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her in clothes; those things she wears are costumes.
And I think it would be a great idea to have a separate contest for magazine covers! And maybe one for make-up and one for red-carpet poses, and one for looking like being famous is SUCH a trial: “why are you taking pictures of me even though this is a press event and it’s my own movie we’re promoting, let me slouch and glare at you and look bored.”
I just love that you’ve made Hamm the sub-intern.
Ke$ha
Aygness Deyn
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Momsen
Bai Ling, just for shits and giggles
Robert Pattinson
Katharine McPhee’s hair
And can I just say that it is totally crazy that it is Fug Madness time already?
KStew, most definitely.
Leighton Meester for her horrible downward fashion spiral.
Mickey “I need a haircut” Rourke.
Both Olsen twins, as separate entries – their individual fugs deserve recognition.
Don’t forget Peaches Geldof! And J.Lo has had a stellar year, esp. that New Year’s Eve bodysuit.
I love her to Juniper Creek and back, but gotta have the Sev. girl just never gets it pulled together
Wait! I have one more!
Brad Pitt
WTF has happened to him lately?! WHY does he look like a goat?
Anna Kendrick
Courtney Love
Mariah Carey
Leighton Meester
Pamela Anderson
Ke$ha, for sure.
Taylor Momsen
Oooh, I’m so excited – Amanda, I’m with you! HOORAY for Fug Madness, the highlight of my year.
Anyway, thank you to the fug girls for this site, which could so easily veer into nastiness, but instead is just good humoured fun – I really appreciate that. And, my nominations are:
Rihanna
Jennifer Lopez
Juliette Lewis (for those pit stains, not that it hasn’t ever happened to me)
Kesha (or however the heck you spell her name)
Peaches Geldof (for general obnoxiousness and not having any visible day job).
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Chloe Sevigny
Katy Perry
Kristen Stewart
Leighton Meester
Solange
Taylor Momsen
Tyra. I’m always shocked she doesn’t make the fug more often, for her TV looks more than her red carpet appearances.
IT’S FUG MADNESS! I can’t believe it’s almost here again! I also can’t wait to put up my bracket and have my office-mates look at me in wonder as I babble on about who should win the Madonna Conference.
To the fug (I have a long list of nominees):
Lady Gaga <-for her, this would be a WIN, not a failure
Solange Knowles
Mischa Barton
Lilo
Brad Pitt (I hate to do it, but we need an Intern George intervention)
Taylor Momsen
SWINTON…if only as the statue of Fug Madness
Leighton Meester
Robert Pattinson
Mickey Rourke
Katy Perry
Drew Barrymore
Ke$ha
Kate Hudson
Speidi (girlfriend got all that plastic surgery, she ought to win SOMETHING for it)
Helena Bonham Carter
Rhianna
Drunkface
…and I completely agree with Lauren: it’s MILEY needs to be in it this year. Spiderwebs are not clothes.
Kelly Clarkson – love her, but girl looks terrible more often than not!
Jessica Simpson – poor clothing choices + a growing aura of desperation = fug.
Amber Rose has to be a contender for the crown
Drunkface
This list needs more man though… yet it’s tough…
Mickey Rourke, yeah
Tracy Jordan (or is it Tracy Morgan – loved the post yesterday!)
Perez?
I agree with those who have said that SWINTON and Gaga should not be included. They are playing a different sport.
Amber Rose, her Parisian splendor is still burning my retina’s
Mariah – more heavage than i thought humanly possible
Olson Twins – those chic little bag lady trolls
Taylor Momsen – nothing like a teenager doubling as a streetwalker
Rhiana – the horror…the hair…
Kristen Stewart – didn’t your mother ever tell you to stand-up straight, brush your hair and smile….
I agree Gaga should be exempt, her look is intentional and borders into high camp…as for sub-intern Jon…yes please…:)
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned the Olsen twins??? They look ridiculous at ALL times thats for sure!
That miserable looking girl from Twilight should get a special look-in for taking perfectly nice clothes and wearing them badly.
And J.Lo has spent the entire year in ill-thought out frocks.
I agree with Lily, also, Planet Tyra needs to be in it.
And yes, I feel her level of crazy/fug deserves to register as its own planet. =D
My nominations:
Evan Rachel Wood
Gwyneth Paltrow
Leighton Meester
Blake Lively
Momsen
LiLo
Madonna
Juliette Lewis
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Renee Zellweger
Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
The Sev
I can’t wait for Fug Madness!
Rihanna: for general crazy-ness.
The Momsen: for pantless-ness.
Lilo: for pantless-ness as well.
And the Pussycat Dolls, collectively: for WTF-ness.
The Gaga and SWINTON must be exempt – they’re crazy, but we love them for it. And I havent seen enough of Our Girl Bai for her to qualify, methinks.
Leona Lewis sure has been making a bid to be included lately, hasn’t she?
Taylor Momsen – for the Haiti comment alone
Alicia Keys – I still feel like she’s not getting it right
Mariah Carey – She is still dressing like its 1990 and she is 20 years old. Evolve your style!
Britney and Amber rose have to stay on the list.
Coco is also pretty redonkulous.
What about Quentin Tarintino?
What???
How can this be???
No PHOEBE PRICE listed by anyone?
Allow me to be the first.
I’d love to see tacktastical triumvirate of Pheebs, Scam-ber Rose, and RiRi.
Lilo
little J
all the kardasians
amber rose
and gotta throw in my girl phoebe price.
also, why have we not mentioned whitney port?? shes always got something fugly going on.
ammended:
Amber Rose-the poor man’s Rhianna
Rhianna-although I think that’s part of her stage persona, ala Gaga
Agyness Deyn
Mickey Rourke-sorry Mickey; you’re not so fine
*amended to include:
Leona Lewis-omg
I almost wrote her down in the first place but thought I remembered her as making a couple of good fashion calls. Uh. No. Thanks for the nudge.
I agree with an above commenter – The Fug Madness trophy statue must be made in the likeness of SWINTON.
Amber Rose
Boobs Legsley
That other chick from Gossip Girl (the one purporting to be a pop star now)
Gaga (though intentional, her year-in-review post would be MAGIC)
Rhianna
Drunkface
Question: To where has beloved Phoebe Price wandered off?
Seriously, no Paris?? I get chest pains every time I see her matchy-matchy shoes, bags, dress, the AWFUL cut-out bathing suits and THE FREAKING HEADBANDS
Seriously, no Paris?? I get chest pains every time I see her matchy-matchy shoes, bags, dress, the AWFUL cut-out bathing suits and THE FREAKING HEADBANDS
KELIS. oh my goodness, Kelis.
Amber Rose
Fergie
Amanda Bynes
Solange
Drunkface
Lilo
Pheobe Price
Ditto to all the names listed so far and I have a new one to add: Lily Allen. Girlfriend has brought the crazy this year.
Also Katie Holmes hasn’t been nominated yet and while she’s kept a low profile, when she’s gone out it seems she’s always trying to look 10 feet tall. Is this how she’s rebelling against the GMD?
Wait, seriously, no. Lady Gaga and The Sev are both geniuses and must be exempt unless there is a category for Fugging Awesome.
Boobs Legsley
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester (bad day for GGs)
FERGIE!!! (if only because her face is fug)
KStew
Boobs Legsley
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester (bad day for GGs)
FERGIE!!! (if only because her face is fug)
KStew
Lady Victoria Hervey!
Mickey Rourke
Kstew
Drew
Cheryl Cole – and yes I realize this is kicking someone when they’re down.
Jessica. Freakin. Simpson
Sharon Stone. BOW DOWN.
Nicole Kidman – because just blah. Can you win an award for blah? Maybe she and Angelina should have their own special category of blah?
Agree with most/all of the above, esp Boobs Legsly, Leighton “PLEASE Believe I’m a Pop Star” Meester, The Momsen, Mariah Carey and her Heavage, KStew, RiRi, Drunkface & Kanye’s Alien Girlfriend. Would also add:
Beyonce
Mischa B (blond, brunette, chubby, thin — she’s always dressed like a whackadoo)
Pete Wentz (2 words: Hannibal Lechter)
All Kardashians
Patricia Arquette
Mr. Patricia Arquette (aka Thomas “Derelicte” Jane)
Tori Spelling
and
(this one pains me)
Kristen Bell.
Agree with most of the ones listed (some weren’t fug all the time and should be lower seeds — I’m lookin’ at you, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, and Kate Hudson).
Then I had to scroll down your links list to find some suggestions, while others popped into my head: Fabiola Beracasa, Kelly Bensimon, Katie Price/Jordan, Patricia Arquette, and Roisin Murphy. And I can’t believe that no one mentioned Lady Victoria Hervey yet.
I’m having a hard time thinking of any men who haven’t already been mentioned. The Rourke-ster is an obvious choice, as is Pitt for looking like the offspring between a goat and a hobo. The Madden Brothers tend to look a bit unkempt at all times (the same goes for Pete Wentz). Otherwise, I have a bunch of nothin’ for the men.
Drew Barrymore
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester
Amber Rose
Kristen Stewart
Leona Lewis
The Entire Cast of the Jersey Shore
Lindsanity Lohan
Leona Lewis
Jersey Shore
Taylor Momsen
Blake Lively
Rihanna
SOLANGE Knowles
Katy Perry
Boobs Legsly
Leighton Meester
Drew Barrymore
Luke Wilson – what happened to him? Tragic.
The MOMSEN
Leighton Meester – what happened to Blair Waldorf??
LADY GAGA
Britney Y’all
The SEV
Drunkface McCord – no explanation necessary.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – though her new haircut is cute.
Mickey Rourke – Oh honey no.
Leona Lewis – your outfits keep bleeding…my eyeballs!
Peaches Sourball.
Vampira Sourface (the one from Twilight that never smiles.
Mischa McDrugeyes – Hey did you go blond for a role? Ha Ha. See what I did there!
That Stewart Child – any of them.
Lilo just because.
Lady who looked like a pinata and scared Joan Mother’fking Collins.
For Type-A Fug: Messing up good genetic material with bad clothes and/or hygiene:
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
The cast from Gossip Girl
Kim Kardashian
Brad Pitt
Lilo
Jessica Simpson
Miley Cyrus
Heidi Montag
Tila Tequila
For Type-B Fug: Accentuating the crazy with awesomely bad clothes and/or styling:
Gaga (Yes it’s a costume, but still.)
Britney (Her LION HAT costume from her tour is amazing! Plus, I want more posts written in the voice of Britney… LOVE, BRITNEY!)
Rihana
Leona Lewis
The Olympic ice dancers
Amber Rose
Coco (Ice-T’s wife, not Conan O’Brien)
Maybe Beyonce and Solange, but I don’t think Solange brought her game this year.
Thanks so much for Fug Madness. It’s such a treat… y’all are awesome!
- Cannot believe the Kardashian sisters haven’t been mentioned more. Cute girls, HORRIBLE clothes.
- K. Stew. Her pictures look like what I believe fug smells like. If you know what I mean.
- Jessica Biel. You’ve got JT. You are supposed to represent. You have failed.
- Jersey Shore. The style equivalent of the New Jersey Turnpike.
I’d like to nominate the person who wore the scary TP & lace pant/legging/lower body covering. With the even scarier pose. I don’t even know who that was, but oh the nightmares!
OMG I’m so excited, SO EXCITED!! I heart Fug Madness! Still waiting for my I (heart) SWINTON t-shirt to be available!
I don’t have anything original, but in case you’re choosing by sheer number of nominations, here goes.
Taylor Momsen, for purposely trying to be ugly.
Lindsay Lohan, for always looking like the morning after a binge. Also for not cutting her hair.
Heidi Montag Pratt Montag. A gorgeous girl who got weird looking ON PURPOSE.
Britney Spears! Wear a bra and 60% of your Fugs would be Fabs! It’s called a MIRROR!
Ke$ha, what the crap are you doing. We don’t get it.
Rihanna–ever hear of comfortable jeans and a shirt without holes in it? You are not in a Mad Max movie.
Miley Cyrus, for wearing her hair about a foot too long! Also because sometimes she gets it right, which PROVES she knows better!
The Olsen Twins: it’s time to buy clothes that fit.
Courtney Love. I don’t think I should have to explain.
Pam Anderson–there’s a thing called Class, and you should borrow some!
Mariah Carey….*sigh*
Alicia Keys, I love her but hate her stylist! Who is obviously a minion of Satan or a secret Nazi! WTF! She deserves better! It’s not her fault but I don’t discriminate.
And last: Whitney Port. I just don’t understand.
I agree about Gaga and SWINTON. It’s too much competition for the rest of the entrants!
i forgot about GaGa – but then as i type that i question, “should she even be entered into this?” she doesn’t try to have a fashionable bone. she has a platinum charge card at hobby lobby and an endless supply of pvc. if she was entered NO ONE could beat her. no one limited to the mere saddness of actual clothing.
I agree with everyone who says that Gaga and Swinton should be exempt. The joyful intentional and the not paying attention are totally different things. Or maybe they should just get a separate bracket with, perhaps, Sir Elton?
Anyway…
Chloe Sev
Lilo
Jersey Shore
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester
Miley
Blake Lively
Madonna
I 30th the Lady Swinton discludatory clause.
Drew Barrymore
Every girl from GG. (I nominate Chuck Bass for Intern Understudy)
Mischa
Solange
Brad Pitt
Amber Rose
So glad FugMadness is back! Also, congratulations on excellent choices on sub-interns!! Who doesn’t love the CMM?
Key players are going be:
Kristen Stewart
Madonna
Brad Pitt
Leighton Meester
Mariah Carey
Fergie
1) Mickey Rourke brought it
2) Lady Gaga??? But honestly like SWINTON I find her cramazing
3) Agyeness Deyn
Definately Kristen Stewart and Taylor Momsen.
Mariah Carey, because she doesn’t realize that dresses should FIT your body not constrain it. Lindsay Lohan and as for the biggest change in terms of Fug: Leighton Meester.
AGYNESS DEYN
Olivia Palermo
Whitney Port
Lady Gaga, in a SWINTON way
And of course, SWINTON herself – it wouldn’t be Fug Madness without her!!
What about Amy Wine-o? Surely when it comes to looking filthy, unkempt and generally surly, she could give KStew a run for her money. She practically originated the look. KStew just reinterpreted it for the tween vampire-obsessed crowd and toned down the drug snorting crazy.
Lady Victoria, by ALL means–there’s not enough nobility in Fug Madness. The occasional minor royal does so much to class up the joint (or not, as the case may be).
Let’s see some Paris too. She hasn’t been getting much press lately, poor girl. If you don’t put her in Fug Madness, god only knows what she’ll do to get attention. I don’t even want to THINK about it!
I think Lady Gaga and SWINTON should be included, if for no other reason than they are just GEMS who are a delight to behold. Or a sight to behold. Whatever.
PlasticHeidi FrozenFace FTW!
I predict she and Momsen will face off for the title.
I’d like to nominate mini fashion critic Tavi, if she fits the rules. She’s a sweet little girl but her outfits, especially her head gear, are nuts.
I’m probably going to hell for nominating a 13 yr old.
Brad Pitt
Daniel Day Lewis
All Kardashians
Peaches Geldof
RiRi
Off The List
The Sev
Grudging Rationale: she has made significant improvements since Fugs of Yore, she is wildly talented.
Swinton
Rationale: she’s just all around awesome, in its literal, awe-inspiring sense — full stop.
Lady Gaga, though she’s far too forced
Amber Rose (OMG OMG!)
Coco, though she seems sort of sad about it all
…and, though she won’t win, she does look a hot mess a good deal of the time (Shorter! Tighter! Shinier!), I would like us to drag Heidi KlumSeal over the coals for a few rounds as karmic retribution for her heretofore unknown clumsy, petty, pointless, inane mean-spiritedness as evidenced on PR.
Just saying.
Courtney Love
Drunkface
Momsen
Lily Allen
and Moxie, I’m coming to hell with you because I just don’t get that Tavi kid. She dresses like a senile grandma. Put her on the list!
As much as I Heart SWINTON and Lady G and want very much to gaze upon a year’s worth of their fug, they really do not belong with the KStew/Britney Y’all/Pantlesspalooza hoi polloi. Can we have a Lifetime Fugchievement Award?
Jessica Alba
Kristen Stewart
SWINTON
Leona Lewis
Katie Holmes. She always looks so messy and fugly.
Amber Rose but only for her lack of clothes.
Brad Pitt – goatee. Need I say more.
Juliette Lewis because she loves her fug and we do too.
Pamela Anderson (what a hot mess she has turned into).
Take your pick of the Kardashians, or all of them for that matter.
Nichole Kidman – she used to dress so beautifully, now she does not even try.
Kate Hudson because I can’t stand her.
Based soley on her amazing star trek audition outfit, I think Leona Lewis deserves a seat and Mickey Rourke has some serious potential to be the first male fug champion.
Thank you fug girls… I’m not quite sure how I’d survive the work week without you!
OMG. Drunkface all the way. She’s in it to win it this year.
What about Coco? I never see her featured here, but she is a hot hot mess. Won’t someone please think of Coco??
Kristen Stewart
Lady Gaga
Bai Ling
Rihanna
Solange
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Momsen
Robert Pattinson-Because he just doesn’t look like he knows what soap+water can do for him.
Mickey Rourke
Leona Lewis
Tilda Swinton
Patricia Arquette
Adrien Brody
Aubrey O’Day
Mischa Barton
Leighton Meester
Beyonce
Chloe Sevigny
Kate Walsh
SJP
Kristen Bell
Seth Green
Katie Perry
Speidi
Shenae Grimes
Drunkface McCord
Nicole Kidman
Kim Kardashian
Amber Rose
Paris Hilton
Teyana Taylor
Cassie
Has everyone forgot Tila Tequila exists? She definitely deserves at least honorable mention, if nothing else, for the nip-slip.
Also, what about Victoria Beckham? She is crazy and a half.
I’ll also echo everyone else about THE MILEY, LiLo, Mischa, Drew Barrymore, et al.
@LAMOLL Spot on about Klum. Who knew she was such an itch-bay?
I am going to go against the grain here, and suggest that Gaga and SWINTON *should* be included.
The reasoning: if SWINTON was truly too much to handle for the rest of the competition… Then O’Day would never have won, and that poor dog of hers would never have been able to get his “Please, for the love of all things Clooney, somebody SAVE ME!?” message out to the world.
That poor dog.
Might I suggest pitting them against each other in the first round?
My other nominees:
-Amber Rose
-Katie Price/Jordan/whatever
-Lindsay Lohan
-Ke$ha
-Courtney Love
-Mary-Kate Olsen (I tend not to mind Ashley’s concoctions as much as I mind MK’s)
Definitely KStew!
Brittney Spears
Brad AND Angie
Rene Zellweger (!)
Pamela Anderson
But that’s what I count on you gals for, keeping your fair fingers firmly on the pulse of Fug!
You should award increased points for difficulty, like in diving or ice skating. Deliberate costumes like Lady Gaga’s and Katy Perry’s compete at a lower level. Red carpet and public fug-nosity should add a few points. Illusion netting and/or bare flesh should be a required element, or points off.
Ah, Fug Madness, I’ve waited all year for this. It’s come again, like spring to the meadow, like models to the veggie platter. The obvious picks:
Leighten Meester, because, COME ON.
Boobs McLeggly
Momson
Kathrine McPhee
Amber Rose
Brad Pit (or just his beard)
Kristen Stewart (this could be her year!)
That other guy from twilight, with the hair
Drunkface
Not so obvious:
Carrie Underwood
Whitney Port
Renee Zelwegger
Kate Hudson
Agyness Deyn, for sure. And I’m in the ‘Include Gaga and SWINTON’ club just because they are so awesomely aware of everything that they do. I think Kristen Stewart is another good one, and Leona Lewis has made an incredible comeback in just a few short weeks. Can’t wait for this.
Top five:
Brad Pitt
Mickey Rourke
Rihanna
LiLo
Courtney Love
I kind of feel like Gaga should have an entire fug madness against herself. Throwing her in with the rest of the pack is a bit like pitting the entire Biggest Loser cast against a baconator.
Can we count post-op Heidi’s new face as a bad outfit?
Also:
Leighton Meester
Blake Lively
Drew Barrymore
Britney Spears
Mickey Rourke
Momsen
Rhianna
Amber Rose
On second thought, maybe the entire cast of Gossip Girl would be a worthy opponent to Lady Gaga. And then they could combine their musical talents to create GaGaGossip, the next chart-topping single with the least amount of clothing.
Ok, I just spent the better part of my morning drinking my coffee and reviewing all the posts from March 09 until today.
I think there could be multiple categories of fugness. Seriously.
Anyway, my picks:
For the men-
Mickey Rourke
Adrian Brody
Women with issues category (“issues” resulting in visits to rehab or hospitals)
Taylor Momsen
Tila Tequila
Mischa Barton
Lindsey Lohan
Courteney Love
Annalynn McCord
Olsen Twins (okay, only one of them fits this category, but they are twins, so they come as a package)
Musical Messes:
Kelis
Miley
Solange
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Lopez
Big Screen Gems:
Drew barrymore (oh, and can we get a category for her horrible speeches?!)
Chloe Sevigny
Katie Holmes (Posh needs to have an intervention with her friend. I can’t belive I just wrote that someone needs to take lessons from a Spice Girl!)
Kirsten Stewart
I can’t nominate Lady Gaga, it’s just not fair, she brings it to a whole new level. unless there was just a whole Fugness faceoff just for HER and her outfits aka first annual “Lady Gaga Fugness Award”
A few suggestions for honorable mentions:
Fugness Blah Beige Award for such “stars” as Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel and crew?
Fugness Olympic Award: Where we can face off all the figure skating costumes
Rihanna, Drunkface and Momsen sandwich!
Rachael Ray
Chelsea Handler
Who styles these women?????
Please include:
* Everyone who screwed Tiger Woods in the last five years
* Everyone on any “Real Housewives of…” television program, with particular attention to the Jersey girls
* The entire cast and crew of “Jersey Shore”
* Dresden Doll frontwoman-Neil Gaiman fiancee’-budding Scientologista Amanda Palmer — who never met a garter belt she didn’t like, or a razor she DID like
Lady Gaga vs SWINTON for the final face-off!
Also:
Kristen Stewart
Bai Ling for her honorary/legacy placement
Taylor Momsen
Amber Rose (isn’t that Kanye’s skanky GF?)
Beyonce and Solange, preferably as a tag team
Robert Pattinson for never showering
Alicia Keyes
Courtney Love, which I feel bad about but is still fugly
Carrie Underwood
Drunkface
LiLo
The Olsen urchins
Ke$ha
Boobs Legsley
Me, I need some structure for my own personal thinking about this topic. So. If you’ve never worn power mesh as part of a non-costume: you’re not awful enough for me. If you’re so awful you’ve made a joke of yourself (Coco): you’re not awful enough for me. If you’re clearly falling apart at the, um, seams (Lindsay Lohan): you’re sad shit, and not the right kind of awful for me.
Please bring SWINTON back.
Boobs Legly.
Drunkface McCord.
Amber Rose.
LiLo.
Rihanna.
Taylor Momsen.
Boobs Legsley
Taylor Momsen and Kristen Stewart for always looking depressed and sloppy
Amber Rose
Solange
Leona Lewis
Drunkface
Mickey Rourke
Leighton Meester
Agyness Deyn
Am I the only one who misses Bai Ling and her 19 personalities? She wasn’t around enough last year.
Juliette Lewis has to be nominated. SWINTON! Always SWINTON! Because what would fug madness be without the SWINTON!
I don’t know if Kelis should be nominated. And also, totally agreeing with Angie’s list.
Re: Gaga and SWINTON
The problem with them is, we love their wacky outfits so much, so there’s a split between people who WON’T vote for them because they love them and people who DO vote for them because they love them. Because for them, Fug = Good.
Not sure how to solve this issue. Any ideas?
And also, don’t you guys think it’s sad and tragic that Brad Pitt, former go-to name for Male Hotness, is being submitted as a Fug? It’s like a death in the family. I miss Hot Brad.
Correction on that last comment:
*”SWINTON! Always SWINTON! Because what would fug madness be without the SWINTON!?”
Sorry.
Singers:
Ke$ha
Leona Lewis (I think she knew voting was going to commence and has recently pulled out the stops
Miley Cyrus
Juliette Lewis (I guess she’s more of a “singer” than an “actress” now, right?)
T.V.:
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester (just dress like your freaking character and I will love you again!)
Kim Kardashian
Film:
K Stew.
Zellweger (career has gone where her fat content and apparently style have)
Unemployed:
Lohore
Mushy Barton
Amber Rose
B. Spears
MILEY MILEY MILEY UGH UGH UGH. (Translation: I would like to nominate Miley Cyrus.)
Also: Gaga, Solange, Taylor Momsen, Lilo (that last-fugged outfit…*shudder*)
Oh, and J.Lo! She’s been out and about this year.
Courtney Love, she should have her own bracket.
Much as I adore him, Johnny Depp. He could take Mickey Rourke in a single round.
All the usual suspects:
face
DRUNKFACE MCCORD
Mischa Farton
Rhi-Rhi
A.Deyn
Bai Ling
AMBER ROSE
Little J
Katy Perry (Barf)
KStew
Linsanity Hohan
MILEY CYRUS
KE$HA
Mariah Carey
THE ENTIRE JERSEY SHORE CAST
Those wonky Brits- Pheobe Price, Jordan
Paris Hilton
& J.M’FIN LO
Lady Gagita & Swinton get FUGONERABLE MENTION but they are so awesome, they can’t possibly hang with any other these other trashy hoes.
Kthanksbye!
Kristen Bell
Amanda Bynes
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Momsen
Blake Lively
The Olsen Twins
Lindsay Lohan
Mickey Rourke
Jessica Biel
Speidi
Posh Spice
Amber Rose
Rihanna
Drunkface McCord
Lady Gaga
SWINTON
Taylor Momsen
Icedancers of the World- 2010 Olympics
Drew Barrymore (she did not “Whip It!” in the style category this year)
Juliette Lewis
Courtney Love
Kate Gosselin- that hair is FUG and FUGGER!
How about naming brackets this year?
The Great Unwashed Masses: K.Stew, R.Pattz, Amy Wineo, assorted Geldofs
Offensive to All Senses: Tay Mom, K. Stew, Ke$ha, Lady Victoria Hervey
Human Blow-Up Dolls: Coco, Pam Anderson, any and all Kardashians, Montag v2.0
Play that Fugly Music: Amanda Palmer, Juliette Lewis, Courtney Love, Leighton-as-pop-star
Let’s Stay Friends: Kristen Bell, Drew Barrymore, Sandra Bullock, Maggie Gylenhahahahahal
Altered States: Mischa, Drunkface, Lilo, Mickey Rooney
The Glory Fug: Gaga and Swinton.
Working on a theory that the winner will all but disappear from public view:
Katie Price/Jordan for the win.
drunk-face mccord
LiLo
taylor momsen (even though I secretly love some stuff she wears…just – youknow, longer hemlines/more age appropriate)
Phoebe Price
Leighton Meester (girlfriend needs an intervention from the wonderful costume dept on gossip girl)
Brad Pitts beard (as mentioned above)
Mischa Barton
Miley Cyrus (that cobbwebby cinched the deal)
All who are mentioned above.
…Except Lady Gaga, plz…
Renee Zellweger – for all the ‘work’ she does on her body, she rarely dresses it well
Miley Cyrus – just no
Taylor Momsen – turning leggings and eyeliner into an art form
Kate Hudsen – the red carpet is not your second wedding
Jennifer Aniston – FABULOUS AT FORTY-ONE!
Agyness Deyn and Kate Moss – at some point mixing high and low is just unfortunate
Should you really include the Gaga? She almost wins before the fact with that tampon getup.
And I do not believe that Ke$ha a.k.a. wannabe Gaga should be included. She’s just dirty.
And LiLo is getting boring. Not that she’s not fug, she’s just getting annoying to look at.
Anyway. Katy Perry for sure.
Brad Pitt definitely. He’s got some funk going on with his face.
Juliette Lewis, obviously.
Robert Pattinson. Because he’s disgusting.
And, this pains me greatly, the Olsen twins.
Oh yes, and Madonna for that Hannibal Lechter style face warmer thingy she wore, and because IT WILL PISS HER OFF!
I lean against Phoebe Price however, no matter how high the fug, because such a worthy nomination will only make her feel like deserves the attention.
Leighton Meester had some begging-to-be-fugged performance outfits
Amber Rose
Kristen Stewart (Imagine the face she will make about this nomination… oops – not hard to guess)
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga, who approaches (APPROACHES) Swinton territory, but obviously must be included. Speaking of Swinton, I hope she’s been out and about enough to qualify, too!
Over-the-top, campy personae are half the fun, therefore Gaga, SWINTON, Rhianna, and Juliette Lewis all absolutely belong in the competition (and in my dream world, would compete against each other in the Final Four). Famewhores with bad taste – hello, O’Day – are a dime a dozen, and boring. The Fug Madness crown should be an honor, not a rebuke. We should award those who take their fug to cramazing new heights!
Britney, Ya’ll!
And Helena Bonham Carter. Remember those springy Mary Janes? Good heavens.
Kristen Stewart!!!
Ke$ha
Taylor Momsen
Miley Cyrus
Drunkface McCord
Katie Price
Eliminated because of sad-smut-ness: Amy Whosit the Brit. Mickey Rourke. Lilo, Mischa, Britney, CLove. Zellweger… hm, nope, still fair game, all that $, and Carolina Herrera’s input, no excuse for not doing better.
Eliminated because she actually seems to want to make a deliberate point with her look: Gaga, Swinton.
Eliminated because of youth, and man, I’d hate to be taken to task for some of the stuff I wore back then: Momsen, KStewart, Miley.
Eliminated because she is beneath us and we would not lower ourselves to recognize her/his existence: PHilton, Bai Ling, TTequila, Jersey Shore people. All the Kard-ass-ians?
Eliminated because I just can’t stand them and their stupid faces and their stupid schtick and don’t want to be reminded of their existence: Tracy Jordan, PHilton.
Eliminated because they are actually all the same person: entire female casts of Hills, 90210, GGirl.
Eliminated for actual or impending irrelevance: Mariah, JLo.
Helena Bohman Carter. Why is she not on here? Agree with everyone else I’ve seen listed!
I nominate:
1) Amber Rose (ugh! put some clothes on! that fit!)
2) Rhianna (barbed wire is not edgy, it’s uncomfortable)
3) Drew Barrymore (she had an urchin growing out of her side)
4) Elizabeth Hasselback (could she at least try to wear seasonally appropriate clothing while shrieking?)
5) Mischa Barton (not sure if she will be eligible due to the “wisdom tooth of insanity” but her clothes and hair are dreadful)
Sooooo excited for Fug Madness 2010!
Leighton Meister
Amber Rose
Taylor Momsen
Solange
Fearne Cotton
Ke$ha
Robert Pattinson- maybe wining will convince him to cut his hair and take a bath
KATE HUDSON!! She has been dressing terribly lately.
Drew Barrymore
the Olsens
Beyonce and Solange
J. Simp
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Sharon Stone
Kanye West
Taylor Momsen
Drunkface
Maggie G.
Mickey Rourke
M.I.A.!!
Carrie Underwood
Blake Lively v. Taylor Momsen
Hailey Glassman v. LiLo
LADY Victoria Hervey
Bryce Dallas Howard
Courtney Love v. Helena Bonham Carter OR CL v. Leona Lewis
J. Lo
Avril Lavigne
Olsen Twins
Audrina Patridge
Miley Cyrus
Lilo
Lady Gaga
Kate Hudson
Mickey Rourke
Jessica Simpson
Amber Rose
Here’s a few suggestions from overseas (so excluding the people I only ‘know’ from their GFY-appearances, the amazing Bai Ling for example – what does she do, exactly?):
Lilo
Rihanna
Beyonce
Solange
Kstew & lover
Drew Barrymore
Tyra
Mickey Rourke
Helena Bonham Carter
Posh
Juliette Lewis
Brad & Ange
Tom & especially Katie H.
Kate Moss
Couldn’t you make SWINTON a honorary nominee or something, out of contest but yet always present?
I can’t believe it’s Fug Madness Time again already but… YAY! Everyone has some great suggestions, but I’m going to suggest categories, because sometimes I feel people get knocked out unfairly by going up too early against a clearly different competitors (kind of like ice dancers trying to go up against the men’s single skaters – apples and oranges, you hear what I’m saying?)
So here’s my suggestions for categories of fug:
Cat 1: Socialistes/D-List celebrities/celebutards who are desperate for attention (poster child: Paris, Kardashians, etc.)
Cat 2: Fashion-clueless celebrities (usually young and/or stylist-less) who try to dress themselves and fail miserably. Poster child: Kristen Stewart, Kristen Bell, etc.)
Cat 3: Way-out-there cuz I think I know more than the rest of the world (and possibly do) and would feel at home on Mars uber-individualists. Poster child: Lady Gaga, Bai Ling (she’s more of a hybrid of categories 1 and 3)
Cat 4: Established, succcessful actresses who just don’t give a flying whosits about what anyone thinks and know of their own awesomeness and therefore wear whatever the heck they want: Poster child: SWINTON! Also see: Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon
Now that KStew and RPatt are official, should they be considered together?
I’d just like to say that I feel extremely sorry for that dog.
Yay for Fug Madness! You girls (and your interns and sub-interns, and sub sub interns) are so so so awesome! Good work!
First, the XOXO’s:
Boobs legsley
“Pop Star” Meester
Eyeliner Momsen
Then:
Drunkface!
Lilo (but who cares?)
Various socialites and “it girls” who deserve their 15 minutes of fug fame!
drunkface mccord
amber rose
leona lewis
lady gaga
kristen stewart
Oooooooooh, how could i have forgotten? I second the nominations for Peaches, Pitt, Mischa, Shenae, the Sev and Drunkface!
I agree Drew Barrymore. I love her, and she often does a good job at dressing in a neat way that is influenced by her movies. but not this year.
Also, I, too, thing it’s apparent that Lady Gaga does not get dressed to go out; rather, she gets in character. So unless other characters, such as “Hannah Montana” or “Grace Adler” can be in the running, Gaga is out.
Taylor Momsen, and I hope someone who knows her brings it to her attention, for her own good.
And the fug award goes to Britney Spears, Kristen Stewart and Lady Gaga. The three really deserve it!
I nominate Aubrey O’Day’s dog. Also Ke$ha because that girl is NEVER getting nominated for anything else. EVER.
K Stew
Lady Gaga
Bai Ling – shouldn’t she just be in every year?
Rihanna
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen – you almost need an “I’m underage but I dress like an aged stripper category” with those two
SWINTON
Aubrey O’Day – can’t we leave her off I don’t want to acknowledge her existance
Mischa Barton
Leighton Meester
Speidi – as above with O’Day, if we ignore won’t they go away?
Drunkface
Kim Kardashian
Amber Rose
Drew Barrymore
Katie Holmes
Bag Lady Twins aka Olsen’s
The list could go on.
I think Leona Lewis wears all that crazy stuff to distract attention away from that beast face and big old honkin’ schnozz of hers. That is one ugly woman!
Lady Victoria Hervey
Heidi Montag (or Speidi collectively)
Little J
Don’t forget Kelis’ camel toe outfit!
I love @Kate (10:36)’s categories!! Brilliant!
I echo the sentiments of not allowing the art forms of Gaga and SWINTON (and honorable mention RiRi) to be within a stone’s throw from the tacky, dirty, tasteless people who are trying so pathetically hard to be cool — that’s what a true FUG is, yes?
So along those lines, I nominate (in case you are going by votes, as I am not especially original here):
-Kristen Krabapple-Face Stewart
-Solange — “please look over here at me, I am so wild and crazy and cooler than my sister” No you are not the new Grace Jones. Stop. It.
-Ke$ha — how I picture O’Day looking after living in a filthy box in a windy alley behind a glitter factory. Also, I feel that brushing one’s teeth with Jack Daniel’s is just wasteful and seems time consuming.
-Luke “My Head is Bigger Than Rhode Island and Not Just When I’m Standing on this Huge Map” Wilson
-The Rourke-ster
-The Miley
-The “I Too Want to Be the Next Grace Jones” Naked Alien Girlfriend of Mr. Imma Let U. Finish
-Fergie Fug — Who ruined things and told that methface she was hot?? And what witchery did she use on my future husband to entice him?
-Alicia Keys — You know how we have coined the term “cankles”? For A.K. here I have coined the term “thnees” because her thighs go directly into/over her knees and I find that disturbing.
-Leighton Meester (ps — do you ever think about a boy coming to pick her up for a date, and the dad answers the door, and said boy has to say Good Evening Mister Meester? And how it would totally come out Meester Meester?!?! Well, those are things I think about.)
Is Gaga fair game? I was under the impression that people who were actually in costume don’t count, and she seems to ALWAYS be in costume for something or other… Anyway if she does end up being included I think I know who will win, lol. That aside, Amber Rose definitely needs to be included, along with Kristen Stewart, although I wish we had a separate Sourest Expression competition for her to win.
OMG. How could we forget Jon Gosselin and those horrid, horrid Ed Hardy T-shirts?
Strange, I have always thought Leona Lewis is strikingly gorgeous. Unfortunately I think she ahs Alicia Keyes’ stylist. So I nominate her!
I only read comments about half way, but I am surprised more people have not mentioned Robert Pattenson or whatever that dirty Twilight guy’s name is. Unclean hair is always fug. I think SWINTON needs to be included. She is different than Lady Gaga. SWINTON still thinks she looks good; Gaga does it for the effect.
NCAA has its regions (west, south, east, midwest) as I think Fug Madness should…
Unwashed: KStew, Amy Winehouse, Juliette Lewis, Lilo, BritBrit
Poseur: Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen, Solange, Amber Rose, Leighton
Hooker Looker: Aubrey O’Day, Drunkface, Pam Anderson, JSimp, Heidi
The Best of the Rest: Drew Barrymore, The Sev, Bai Ling, SWINTON
You get the best out of each of those regions and that’s a might fine final four.
Katie (Jordan) Price. Hello Tacky!
I can’t believe Chloe Sevigny isn’t on everyone’s list. She is in it for the win, IMO.
Mischa Barton
Fergie
Kristen Stewart
Beyonce
Taylor “The Twat” Momsen
Juliette Lewis
Mariah Carey
And my personal fave last year, Ms. Solange
DEFINITELY Momsen. And I have not seen Malin Ackerman wear a single item that WASN’T fug all year. Also Mischa Barton, who seems to make a point of dressing aggressively unflatteringly. She should win some kind of award for that, because it takes serious commitment to the Fug to undermine that kind of natural gorgeousness.
Whitney Port
Kristen Stewart
Amber Rose
Olsens
Taylor Momsen
Heidi Montag
All of the Kardashians.
Robert Pattinson, Ke$%&ha, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Momsen… definitely.
Kylie Minogue
Madonna
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
K stew
Beyonce (I hate everything she wears)
Drunkface
Lindsy Lohan
Amber Rose
Pheobe Price
Bobby Trendy
With all the nominations, I’m wondering if Kristen Stewart aka Stoned Face will be our next champion.
Drunk Face
T-Mom
Courtney
Britney
Lindsey
Solange
Not So Lady-Like Vic Hervey
Pam Anderson
All The Fulalicious Kardashians
Bai Ling
Bai Ling
and
Bai Ling!
Maybe we could ignore P Squared this year.
Going on the principle that if you ignore something, it eventually goes away.
taylor momson
jessica simpson
jon gosselin
kanye’s GF
lady gaga
snookie
solange
britney spears
pulling for little J for the win
OK so now I’m going to out myself as stupid, but last time round I was new to the site, and I wasn’t always sure whether I was voting for the best outfit or the worst (esp in earlier rounds) – because often the normal day-to-day voting is for the best, least-fug otufit. So could there be a few voting pointers this time for newcomers?
Crap! I know I saw it in here somewhere but I can’t find it now….so….Don’t forget Coco!
What is with the KStew hate? Is there any way in hell that her clothing in any way, shape, or form is EVER anywhere near as bad as, say, SWINTON’s? It’s ridiculous. She’s showing up on GFY because you’ve done a couple of posts on her recently, New Moon was yooge, and people like making fun of her b/c she doesn’t smile on cue and it seems to annoy you two when rich, pretty, successful people don’t smile. I personally don’t mind the lack of smileage: think of the high voltage desperation in the eyes of La Peldon by comparison. And I happen to think she often dresses well, though yeah, she’s had her share of misses. But if you look at the fug entries for her, do you seriously find yourself saying OMG WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
Honestly, I feel like you and the readers here are picking on a teenager who’s finding her own style and who does NOT go around dressing like an asshole (I’m looking at YOU, Olsen twins) or trying to make fashion statements. She doesn’t put herself out there as a fashion icon. She doesn’t tie-dye her dogs. She doesn’t pole dance in public. She just shows up dressed for premieres and things that she’s supposed to attend, while growing out hair that she CUT FOR A PART, for God’s sake. Seriously, I’m annoyed by this: Chloe Sevigny and Sienna Miller are asking for it. Kristen Stewart isn’t.
De Gaga (she packs serious crazy into her outfits).
La Madonna (… eek. Woman, please. Take a page from Sigourney’s book!).
Kristen Shiny-preVampire (but mostly for the disaffected affectation. Smiling is NOT a crime: it’s your best accessory!)
That designer who’s always wearing a glove and sunglasses (older gentleman… Carl Someone?…) and looks like he’s one step away from old-school vampirism (I think it’s the hair).
The Troll Twins (erm, Olsen twins). (Speaking of vampirism… girls, the eyeliner does NOT have to be eating your eyes ALL THE TIME. Nor do your clothes need to look like they’re feeding on you.)
ANY guy who’s worn Lumber Couture to an awards event.
Neil Gaiman’s date, whose name I cannot recall; but getting naked WHILE ON THE RED CARPET calls for SOME kind of mention (and intervention).
And, though I have not seen you fug her yet: Mrs. President Obama. She may not have the disposable income that the others on this list do, but surely there are many, many designers clamoring to dress her… in something better than what we’ve been shown?
Johnny Weir (who should learn to edit… that is a whole lot of too much look)
Perez Hilton (cause he hurts my eyeballs)
Robert Pattison (He is paid too much to look that delerict)
Kristin Stewart (Hair products should not be optional for tween movie actresses)
Miley Cyrus (because taste shouldn’t be optional either)
Cristiano Ronaldo (because I still can’t get over that pic of him with matching manpurse, sneakers and car upholstery… and even that body does not look good in the shorts he wears)
Can there also be a most improved section, too?
Kelly Osborne is looking fab these days…
Melisstress, Brad Pitt DOES look like a goat! A homeless goat, wearing a snood.
I would also like to nominate January Jones. For having more beauty than is really fair and yet for falling short of greatness, both with the headband and with Jeremy Piven.
In addition, Phoebe Price.
John Mayer
Courtney Love (at least, I think that’s her)
Oh, and Sir Elton What-in-the-Sam-Hill? John
Lady Gaga, hands down, in the Bjork Bracket.
My favorite time of year! Fug Madness and the Oscars are like the Northeast’s reward for living through February. This February in particular THANKS A TON MOTHER NATURE I WANT MY MONTH BACK YOU THIEVING BITCH.
I like Keri’s divisions – the dirty versus the dopey will be a great showdown!
Thank you thank you Heather and Jessica,
:paula
Lots of great nominations, but let me add a few that I didn’t see in the scrolldown:
1) Katie “Jordan” Price (The Pam Anderson of Great Britain)
2) Kayne West (overshadowed by A. Rose, but also hideous, even with his mouth closed)
3) Rupert Grimes (adore him, but he needs to hire a better stylist… or maybe just buy a comb and a mirror at Boots)
4) Tina Fey (I’d kill to have her body and wit, but I’d pass on her fashion sense)
5) Chris Brown (An orange prison jumpsuit would not only be the just attire for him, it would also be a fashion improvement.)
These are longshots, obviously, but the obvious favorites (LiLo, KStew, RiRi, GaGa, Coco- ironically all sound like names for French Poodles) have been taken already.
I LOVE Keri’s category ideas!
Malin Ackerman
Maddonna
Taylor Momson (wear pants, please)
Rob Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
I would absolutely like to nominate Helena Bonham Carter. She’s been out promoting “Alice and Wonderland” as of late, and well, dressing much like a deranged bag lady who was just electrocuted. As always.
FUG MADNESS!!!!!!!
Yippeeee!!!!!!!!!!
I believe everyone has hit on most everyone perfectly. Just to make sure my 2 cents are counted…
Amber Rose
C. Love
Juliette Lewis
any Kardashian woman
any Hilton woman
any Katie woman (Holmes, Perry, Price)
Gaga and Swinton need to be in there, for the fun of it.
Guy Fuggers…
John Mayer
Brad goatface Pitt
Here’s one I haven’t seen.
He is used to be hubba hubba hot,
Rupert Everett.
WTF did he do???
That’s all I can think of right now, I know there are more.
Agyness Deyn
Roisin Murphy
The Olson Twins
A Gossip Girl Trifecta: Taylor Momsen, Boobs Leggsley, and Leighton Meester
It wouldn’t be Fug Madness without the Sev and Swinton, but I agree that Lady Gaga shouldn’t be seeded – she’s in costume and she’s doing it willfully … I feel like “fug” is more for people who have access to awesome clothes, accessories, stylings, etc., but can never seem to pull it together … or seem to think they’ve got it pulled together when they are actually a hot mess … which reminds me of another candidate: LiLo, obvs.
Agyness Deyn.
Lindsey Lohan.
Jon Gosselin (though I am loathe to see him in print ever again).
Taylor Momsen.
Brad Pitt (looks homeless. why? why?)
Lily Allen.
Rhianna.
Katy Perry.
Paris.
the Sev.
Olivia Palermo.
Fabiola Beracasa.
Olsens (both)
Peaches Geldof.
Tara Reid.
Kardashians (pick one. I don’t care which)
Byrdie Bell.
Zelwegger.
GaGa (Thank God for this woman!)
Drew Barrymore.
Pattinson.
K Stew.
January Jones.
Kristin Bell.
Julianne Moore.
Sandra Bullock.
Beyonce.
Evan Rachel Wood.
Jessica Biel.
Amanda Palmer. PLEASE. She makes my brain hurt.
And also Lady Victoria Hervey. Just…yow.
What about Debra Messing? She’s had some winners this year, for sure.
I concur with the above, and have to add Diane Kruger.
I don’t want to be a spoilsport but I still have not gotten over the disappointment of last year’s Fug Madness winner. A. O’Day was absolutely unworthy.
Don’t let it happen again Fug Nation, I am counting on you.
I literally grinned and clapped my hands together when seeing this. As for my nominations:
Lady Gaga
Whitney Port
Speidi
Sandra Bullock
Any Kardashian
Any Olsen
Leighton Meester
Pamela Anderson
LiLo
Taylor Momsen
Katy Perry
Oh I could go on forever, but I won’t.
HUZZAH!!!
Yes to the exemption of Gaga. I’ve never really liked the idea of fugging performers in costume, and she’s Always in costume.
My nominees among the ladies:
Drew Barrymore
Amber Rose
Boobs McLegsy
KStew
Taylor Momsen
Miley “Makes me gag” Cyrus
I expect the last three to go very far.
In the tournament that is.
And the Males:
Mickey Rourke
RPattz
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp <— I like the quirky, but he cleans up sooooo well.
Jim Parsons <— but only because he’s so damn cute I need to see more of him!
Also, what the hell has been wrong with celebs showers this year? Half of the nominees are up there because they look unwashed in addition to bad clothes.
I love this!
Rihanna
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester
Lindsay Lohan
Jordan/Katie Price
Beyonce
I also think Lady Gaga should be exempt even if I’m getting tired of her costumes! It’s getting old.
Taylor Momsen for one. I feel old saying this, but if it’s cold enough for a long woolly cardigan, then it is too cold for denim hotpants. Even with tights. I just don’t understand.
Peaches and Pixie Geldof as a team. Peaches is more well known in the US but Pixie is consistent with the fug. God love her, I have never seen her in an outfit that was sane.
Rihanna because she brought the severe crazy style this year. I was afraid she’d injure herself on some of those outfits. Yeek.
Woo, fug madness!
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark!
From an anonymous Bogan to a razorless Black American Express card carrier in no time flat!
Jessica Simpson!!!!
Rihanna
Beyonce
Jennifer Lopez
Alice Dellal
Taylor Momsen
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Kim Kardashian
Until the comment above, I thought Peaches and Pixie G were the same person.
Wow.
I have to second/third/ninetieth the nomination for Rupert Everett! Was there ever a sadder downfall from hotness? I think not!!
Oh wait..this is supposed to be about outfits not facefits.
Um, do Aubrey’s eyes MATCH the color DYED INTO HER DOG??? PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN’T SO?????
Amber Rose
Ahh… Fug Madness. This, my friends, is my Christmas.
My definite nominees are:
Drunk face McCord: For having boxing glove boobs and Brazen Thigh Syndrome.
Taylor Mommsen: Because little J looks like she desperately wants to be not-so-little J.
Rihanna: For two reasons, Harem pants and visible undergarments.
Amber Rose: For too many reasons for me to count on all of the digits currently attached to me. And for Kanye. Anyone with him AUTOMATICALLY deserves a fugging or 70.
Ke$ha: Because when we call you “dirty”, we don’t mean sexy. We mean take a shower, you look like you smell.
Juliette Lewis: For waisting countless yards of fabric that could have dressed dozens of tables. And because tables need love too, you know.
Leighton Meester: For having the resources, but not having the know-how. Or an adequate stylist, for that matter.
Kimberley Wyatt: For obviously trying to get attention. And for mesh. Always for mesh.
Jennifer Lopez: Because I don’t care if you fall and hit your head on that block you speak of, you still DO NOT wear shiny, be-dazzled body suits!
Mischa Barton: For making me fall into whole day long depression simply by looking at pictures of her in unfortunate shades of lipstick.
Gwyneth Paltrow: For being just plain annoying in her “I’m rich and I’m going to tell you what you should do. Ha!” pretentiousness. Not to mention dropped-crotch pantsuits.
Anna Lynn McCord for consistently channeling Showgirls’ Nomi Malone sans any hint that she’s kidding. There aren’t enuf meds for that degree of crazy.
Genius Fug: SWINTON, Sev, and (changing my opinion of her from last year because now I “get” the whole performance art thang) — L.Gaga
Mindless (and at least slightly unwashed) Fug: Momsen, Lohan, KStew
Should Know Better Fug: Kidman (can’t dress her wonky new boobs)
Holy Mother of God Fug: Amber Rose
Darkhorse Fug: Liz Hurley (simply for that tit-fest sari she wore the other night)
But o god there are SO many others. Keep ‘em coming, Nation!
1. any actress that is unsuccessfully pursuing a music career.
2. any reality star who regularly dresses in Ed Hardy.
3. any person who doesn’t wear pants 3 out of every 5 public appearances, unless that person is being paid to do so.
It’s been said already but my list is as follows:
All the usual suspects from last year, unless they are in hospital or have truly reformed. Plus…
KStew
RPatts
Drew Barrymore
Lady Victoria H.
Kardshians
Kanye West and his handbag- what’s her name?
Olsens
Leona Lewis
All the pretty young things who refuse to wear pants or practice good personal hygiene.
Can we not give Pheobe Price any more attention. She might just go away. And I agree GaGa is a performance artist and should be exempt.
My dream is to have the Olsen twins in it separately – and then they duel it out at the end.
Oh my Lord, ppplllleeeaaaasssseeee make that happen this year!
Has anyone seen the Peldons lately? I kind of miss their wackitude.
I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again! WOO HOO!!
I nominate:
Little J
The Sev
J Lo – (the “Louboutin” performance gear alone just about did me in)
Brit Brit
Rihanna
Leighton Meester
Taylor Momsen
…Actually just all the Gossip Girl girls
Leona Lewis
Miley Cyrus
Kristen Stewart
Lindsay Lohan
Annalynne McCord
The Olsen twins
Speaking of crazyass saris..Michaele freakazoid Salahi in her red TJ Maxx $19.95 + 30% off McSari. Fug impacted national security that day.
Speaking of crazyass saris..Michaele freakazoid Salahi in her red TJ Maxx $19.95 + 30% off McSari. Fug impacted national security that day.
Lady Gaga – Is it really only artistry? Has anyone ever seen her in her “normal” or “usual” clothes?
Mischa Barton – OMG!!! She’s my #1 seed!!! She’s just god awful in a totally wacky and unintentional way!!
Solange – When your sister is Beyonce and people refer to you as the fugliest one, you know you have a problem. Or a very unique style.
Madonna – Can we nominate her face and her clothes in separate catetories?
Coco and Amber Rose – I often confuse those two. Thank god Ice-T and Kanye West look nothing alike!
Chloe Sevigny – She should get a lifetime achievement award.
Juliette Lewis and Courtney Love – Are they in a mental institute yet?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s attitude
Gwyneth Paltrow’s clothes
Gwyneth Paltrow’s website
Hayden “Granny” Panettiere – In the words of Chandler Bing, could she BE dressing more like she’s 50 and living in Dallas 25 years ago?
Jennifer Aniston – I nominate her for being boring and predictable. And because she dated John Mayer. Twice…
Speidi – They just bug me.
Paris Hilton – What would be Fug Madness without her?
Pamela Anderson – I’m not sure she’s eligible because technically, she’s usually not wearing much clothes…
Peaches Geldof – She should win based solely on her incredibly fug acid wash jeans combination thingy!
P.S. I miss the Peldons!!! And Phoebe Price…
Ok, lots of women to choose from, all the usual suspects, but I would love to see you add more men this year. There has been some serious man fug this year. Top contenders:
Brad Pitt
Mickey Rourke
Thomas Jane
Daniel Radcliffe (I’m sorry Harry!!!)
Spencer Pratt
Tracy Morgan
Daniel Day-Lewis
Jason Segal
I’m sure there are many more.
Courtney Love
LiLo
Amber Rose
Olsens
Snooki
Gwyneth
Madge
Donatella
Nicole Kidman (the last three are for plastic surgery as much as any wardrobe malfunctions)
We don’t have a surfeit of guys, so how about Russell Brand? He looks rather mad, even on his best days and positively barmy on his worst — though I confess I find him hot.
Also second the Guidos and Guidettes (I initially thought Snooki was calling herself a Guide-ette, in the Petite Universal Tour Guide sense). The comments should be priceless!
And vote against seeding Gaga, because she’s a pro.
Anyway, can’t wait!!!!!!!
Fug Rules!
Carey Mulligan
Leona Lewis
OMG Thomas Jane.
Homeless person.
OOOH! Forgot!
I also nominate:
Jason Segal
Speidi
Kanye West
The men really brought the fug this year, didn’t they?
More thoughts on the Gaga-thing: I guess it really comes down to weather winning is a compliment or an insult. Which we discussed last year, and clearly it’s not over yet… WHEEEE!!!
Sorry for the long list, but these are the people who have looked consistently awful last year. I leave off people who are too pathetic to count (Lohan, Paris), and people who are doing something attention-seeking that goes beyond simply dressing horribly (Gaga, Kanye):
Kate Hudson
Claire Danes
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Momsen
Leighton Meester
Madonna (oh yes, the fug is still fresh here)
Blake Lively
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Katie Holmes
J. Love Hewitt
Jennifer Lopez
Fergie
Keira Knightley
Whitney Port
Rihanna
Gwyneth Paltrow
Tyra Banks
Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen
Mickey Rourke
Brad Pitt
Lady Gaga – Sure, her outfits fall somewhere between fugly costume and performance art, but every time she steps out of the house, she goes all out Crazy McCray-Cray. How could she not be entered into the brackets?
Kristen Stewart – Surlier than my favorite coffee bender beer.
Peaches Geldof – If not for her fashion, then for bringing the term cray-cray to my brain. Two-syllable words need not be shortened to two-syllable slang.
Love the “old school vampirism” comment regarding Karl Lagerfeld ( He powders his hair! which one WP style writer likens to someone willfully mimic having dandruff!)
LOVE Fug madness!
Heather and Jessica thank you.
There should be a fug accessory category as well so many outfits were ruined by ugly shoes.
G-
Kristen Bell! What else does the girl have to do to get into Fug Madness? Remember the harness dress at the Grammys? Or the S&M milkmaid outfit? FUG.
Leighton Meester, for all of her fugly “rock star” looks.
Gaga should be exempt. That’s art, not fug.
But, Ryanator, Thomas Jane IS Homeless Dad. He just wants his kids back.
Just give it to Aubrey for making her dog suffer through her terrible fashion choices, such as being dyed.
Rihanna
Drunkface McCord
Lady Gaga
Carrie Underwood
Kristen Stewart
Leighton Meester
Amber Rose (lack of taste)
Giuliana DePandi (for gratuitous use of bronzer and hair extensions)
Robert Pattinson (lack of grooming)
Kristen Stewart (lack of posture)
Beyonce (lack of pants)
Amber Rose (lack of taste)
Giuliana DePandi/ Rancic (for gratuitous use of bronzer and hair extensions)
Robert Pattinson (lack of grooming)
Kristen Stewart (lack of posture)
Beyonce (lack of pants)
Ooh…I also am really into this division of categories that Keri suggested. I feel we always end up with Fugging Awesome vs Fugging Awful debate every year (which I love). The question about winning being a compliment or an insult. And although I disagree with the outcome, the voting seems to go with “insult.” First it was Bai over the Sev, next it was Aubrey over Swinton.
Hopefully to remedy that, we put Chloe Sevigny right back in the competition. I really think she was robbed, and truly deserves this crown. Other than her, I nominate Spears, LiLo and Miley.
Anna Kendrick and Carey Mulligan. So much potential squandered.
>>>Seriously, I’m annoyed by this: Chloe Sevigny and Sienna Miller are asking for it. Kristen Stewart isn’t.<<<
But she is, though, and here’s why: This site is, by and large, about poking fun at clothes celebrities choose to wear in public that we think are hideous. So if K.Stew has worn stuff we don’t like, she’s eligible for Fug Madness. Same as anyone else. Her crabbyness doesn’t play into this, that’s true, but her wardrobe absolutely does. Same as anyone else. I get that she has fans who love her, and that’s awesome, but that doesn’t mean her clothing choices are above a little all-in-good-fun mockery.
But, Ryanator, Thomas Jane IS Homeless Dad. He just wants his kids back.
Whitney Port cannot dress herself. Which makes me confused since she has the easiest kind of body to dress.
Taylor Momsen makes me tired and I sort of feel like you may as well skip this whole thing because she WILL win.
Honorable Mention:
Hayden Panetierre. She always looks… off. Her stylist must not put in a lot of effort.
Definitely Taylor Momsen and Leighton Meester. I’d also like to nominate Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane (as a pair). Gaga has had a brilliant/fugly year, in the vein of SWINTON.
Yay, Fug Madness!
Taylor Momsem
Lady Gaga (for her, it would be a win)
Leighton Meester: Pop Star
Brad Pitt
Kristen Stewart (smile!)
Robert Pattinson
Drunkface McCord
La Lohan
Misha Barton
Beyonce
johnny weir: he’s just as tacky, sparkly, fabulous and awful off the ice… although if it weren’t for the olympics, i’d no idea who he is.
johnny weir: he’s just as tacky, sparkly, fabulous and awful off the ice… although if it weren’t for the olympics, i’d no idea who he is.
Beyoncé
Taylor Momsen
Drunkface
Jennifer Aniston (no more black, please!)
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Sandra Bullock
The Olsen Twins
Miley Cyrus
I forgot to mention the guys:
Robert Pattinson
Billy Ray Cyrus
And:
Kirsten Stewart
Zoe Saldana
Taylor Momsen
Leona Lewis
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Swift (I can’t stand any more princess crap from that girl)
I will be sorely disappointed if Phoebe Price is not part of the madness!
Katy Perry, Rhi-Rhi, Taylor Momsen, Leighton Meister, Boobs Legsly, KStew, Beyonce, Drew Barrymore for a start….
Lady Gaga (um, hello)
Rhianna
Taylor Momsen
Swinton!
Kristen Stewart
I’d say those are the real contenders.
GAGA!
Drunkface or Swinton.
In some particular order:
Solange
Drunkface McCord
K.Stew
Ke$#!a?
Lilo
Phoebe Price
Taylor Momsen
Bryce Dallas Howard
Lily Allen
Pink (she’s nothing if not consistent)
Drew Barrymore
any Kardashian
Paris Hilton
Jessica Alba (girl was fug this year, remember the hair?!)
Nicole Kidman
Shenae Grimes
Brittany Murphy (not that fug, but posthumous honors?)
Hands down Kate Hudson. She’s been bringing the true Fug this year!
I think it’s a bit unfair to put the entire Jersey Shore cast against a single person. That’s like 7 people with 7 times the chances to bring the crazy as everyone else.
That said, they have to show up somehow, somewhere. I would like to nominate Snooki to carry the banner for her castmates. The hair alone…
Also, please include fo sho:
-Mischa Barton, just because no one talks about her anymore and I feel bad.
-Fergie, because I still hate her for ruining BEP.
First, I nominate Posh. Mostly because she’s looking increasingly non-human in her skinniness and I’d like to shame her into eating a sandwich or two.
Second, Lady Gaga, because she sort of just freaks me out.
Third, Pink because that ribbon thing with flesh-toned fabric and strategically-placed rhinestones that she wore at the Grammy’s was unholy, especially when worn with those white stripper shoes.
Kristen Stewart, and Drunkface. Awful. So, so awful.
If CMM can be a sub-sub-intern, then so could Tim Riggins. Did you see the one where he was helping out with the gymnastics team? He was crazy helpful.
Drunkface
Little J
Blake Lively
Mischa Barton
Ke$ha.
Madonna. Every time I look at her I think of the witch from Hansel and Gretel.
Taylor Momsen.
Boobs Leggsly. Seriously, either show your boobs or show your legs. YOU DON’T GET BOTH.
Elizabeth Moss. I feel bad, but SERIOUSLY. Girlfriend can’t get it right on the red carpet.
Miley Cyrus. Didn’t we all see the ripped blue leggings and the shirt that had no back except for what looked like grey cobwebs?
Solange. She should be high-seeded for that Pride outfit alone. But I also want to take this moment and profess my love for Solange her particular brand of crazy.
Drunkface.
KStew. UUUGH.
Lilo. Her outfits give me labor pains, and I’m not even pregnant. Or a woman.
Leona Lewis.
Kate Hudson.
And SWINTON. Because I love her.
SWINTON and LaGaga are like the Picasso and Dali of crazy-ass fashion. True phug artistes. The debate should and will go on vis-a-vis Madness inclusion. I vote yes if only because I want to SEE them in all their glory and revel in the brilliant GFY commentary.
I also think we’re getting close to maybe launching some kind of Peldon Memorial category. Where are dem bitches? (I have no such affection for the Phebe.)
Fug girls you are awesome! And all the fans too, you always make my day.
My nominees:
Mischa Barton, maybe getting a little better but still so far to go
Drew Barrymore, I do love you but really….
Ditto Kate Hudson
Lilo, someone needs to look after you
Ditto Brittany Spears
And I would add Madonna but she scares me.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen Kellan Lutz, sure his body is hot but the hair? it’s just wrong…and he climbed a tree to read a book in the park with the paps…come on now…and while we’re talking twilight boys, Taylor’s legal now, can we talk about his lean pose? Does he have a George Castanza wallet back there throwing him off?
Nicole Kidman’s third lip should get it’s own category.
JLo’s New Year’s bedazzled bodysuit
Drunkface
How about a Little Sister Dresses Like A Hooker category: Lil’ Lohan and Lil’ Cyrus
Mickey Rourke and Misha Barton are just too damn easy and Jessica Simpson is just so freaking simple and Mariah, the teetering around, unable to walk b/c her heels are too high, her dress is too tight and her boob exposure is making her all tippy…bless her heart
Regarding Lady Gaga’s possible exemption for artistry and intentional craziness: I don’t care if you are making a statement or not, attending an awards ceremony with a bird’s nest on your head is a FUG, no matter how you try to slice it. Besides, the bird’s nest outfit isn’t the wackiest thing she’s worn.
I would nominate SWINTON, but she hasn’t done much this year. Same for Bai Ling.
No particular order:
Posh
Juliette Lewis
Chloe Sevingy
Mickey Rourke vs Dontella Versace
Kristen Stewart-For always having greasy hair.
Helen Bonham Carter
Latoya Jackson
Serena Williams
Celine Dion
Brooke Hogan
Johnny Depp
Jennifer Connelly
Leona Lewis
Courtney Love
Gerard Butler.
aaaahhhhhhh Fug Madnesss!!!!!!! Upon reading this post I immediately flipped my calendar to March and proceeded to draw hearts and smiley faces and exclamation points all over 3/12. Is it really sad that Fug Madness is totally one of the highlights of my year? I love it so!
Sorry for the non-productive comment, I just wanted to add my squee of approval. And if sub-intern Pacey (congratulations on the appointment btw!) is reading: please don’t let Amanda Palmer in the bracket. Fug Madness is sacred and I don’t want her internet minions messing with it.
SEV 2010!
Leona Lewis
Lily Allen
Kimberly Wyatt and/or any PCD
Agyness Deyn
Please and Thank You!
Is Lady Gaga eligible? She’s sort of like performance art, right? If she’s included in Fug Madness, there will be no need for the 63 other entrants, she will win it hands down!!
You fuggin’ girls are the best!
Aaaahhhhhhh Fug Madnesss!!!!!!! Upon reading this post I immediately flipped my calendar to March and proceeded to draw hearts and smiley faces and exclamation points all over 3/12. Is it really sad that Fug Madness is totally one of the highlights of my year? I love it so!
Sorry for the non-productive comment, I just wanted to add my squee of approval. And if sub-intern Pacey (congratulations on the appointment btw!) is reading: please don’t let Amanda Palmer in the bracket. Fug Madness is sacred and I don’t want her internet minions messing with it.
SEV 2010!
I, too, vote for, add to & amend Keri’s categories:
Unwashed: KStew, Amy Winehouse, Juliette Lewis, Lilo, BritBrit
Poseur/Tryhard&Fail: Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen, Solange, Amber Rose, Sevigny, Agyness Deyn, Mena Suvari, Sam Ronson, the Olsens
Hooker Looker: Drunkface, Pam Anderson, JSimp, Heidi, Amanda Bynes, Blake Legs&Boobs Lively, Posh Spice
In Costume: SWINTON, Lady Gaga, Helena Bonham Carter, Rihanna, Beyonce, Fergie
The Mrs Skeffington* Award: Madonna (Ed Hardy tees, still?), Courtney Love, Demi Moore, Renee Zellweger, Daniel Day-Lewis (for discovering his inner preening folkie in his late 40s), Sharon Stone, Mariah Carey, that Kelly NY housewife
The Why Is?** Award: Kate Bosworth, Leigh Lezark, Camilla Belle, Daphne Guinness (special mention for richest, saddest fashion victim), Byrdie Bell, Tinsley Mortimer, Lydia Hearst
* 1944 movie where Bette Davis’s character ages oh too reluctantly, though still with 10 times the grace of any of these. P.S. Love your Miss Havisham references… Agoraphobique… lol
** TM Lainey: girls whose entire career seems to consist of being young, fitting into a size 0, and showing up in a cringey “total look” at fashion shows
And could you just leave the C-listers like Aubrey O’Day (the only time I ever heard of this girl was on GFY) off the Fug noms this year? Being appallingly dressed is part of their job description, and anyway it’s like kicking a homely rescue puppy without the funds for a stylist.
Instead, in the future, you should fug more of designer fashion show attendees, especially the top editorial staff of magazines — they’re trying way harder and spending thousands more dollars to look that daft, crippled & cringey… and they’re well overpaid to try to make us do the same.
I love John Hamm!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJYskHVd_eg&feature=player_embedded
I am really hoping SWINTON comes up with something before the contest begins. She is fug-awesome, and deserves it…cos she deserves to be titled the best for anything and everything.
Courtney Love
Venus and Serena
Carrie Underwood- quantity x insanity – well-played/ good hair = FUG
Mena Suvari
Madonna
K Bell, and it pains me
Audrina
She- Pratt
Kate Hudson is a total mess
Pres. Obama’s Mom jeans
Penelope Cruz has declined, so relatively she is more fug
M. Gyll looks cute lately and we should give her a pass.
The Sev has been Sev- ing it up and deserves a high seed.
J Lo BOBYSUIT. Drink it in like Mark and his V8, amigos.
And I <3 SWINTON with the heat of a thousand suns. She should win a lifetime achievement award.
Also, where has Blanchett been? I miss her. Also Sienna Miller. And of course the PELDONS…
Oh and I second January Jones- trying too hard.
Amanda Bynes
Intern George’s girlfriend- tacky, tacky
Zellweger
What’s his name brown haired guy that starts with “B” from The Hills, and also his mother and girlfriend Jayydde.
And, I know it’s not a person, but reflecting on this year’s fug makes me think of…The SLEEVE. One sleeve-ed-ness is on par with pantslessness and must be stopped before it reaches similar pandemic status.
KStew
Leona Lewis – No idea who the hell she is but she has been pulling some amazingly random fug out of her closet lately.
Chloe Sevigny – LEATHER. JUMPSUIT.
Lily Allen – Cray cray to the nth power
Solange – Ditto
Whitney Port – because lacy tap pants (read = underwear) and a too short crop top are not going out clothes.
Another vote for Helena Bonham Carter who keeps on trying and deserves to be recognized. She flew from London to LA looking like a gypsy prostitute of a bygone era, this after playing the Queen Mum in her latest film. Does anyone else do huge boots with full skirt on short body as well?!
As a proud Australian, firstly I must nominate my countrymen.. er, women…
Sophie Monk
Rose Byrne
Poppy Montgomery
Abbie Cornish
And a special mention to Brynne Gordon, the world’s tackiest bride (see pic from the 2009 Brownlow awards)
Naturally I must also nominate Bai Ling, Kanye’s girl Amber Whatsername, and as much as I love her (and purely for the new hair) Kat McPhee.
I agree with the others who think that Gaga and SWINTON need to be in their own category (the Artsy-Crazy Fug category maybe?). And I agree with the poster that all the ice dancers and figure skaters need to be added en masse. Those mentally challenged kids dressed like aborigines are so going to kick everyone’s butt.
I don’t think so many people mentioned it but Madonna has to be included, for flaunting those scary arms.
bai ling omgzzzz <<<<333333
Amber Rose
Taylor Momsen, lord help her young and haunted soul
Tyra Banks
Boobs Legsley
and of course,
Brad Pitt; the Goat-beard Years
I don’t want to be rude, but, I don’t think it would work to put Swinton and Gaga into their own category of awesome, because, clearly every single contestant in that category has ALREADY WON. I mean, look at them. And that just doesn’t seem fair to the other categories.
Although, lumping them all in together doesn’t really seem fair to the other contestants, does it.
Things to ponder #12
Bai-Ling is part of the Holy Trinity with Gaga and Swinton. She always brings her A-game and never misses a chance to bring the crazy.
Please consider leaving out Courtney Love and similar mentally ill/likely very drug-addicted individuals from this year’s Fug Madness. While I concur that their fashion crimes are heinous and merit a seriously raised eyebrow (or, as the case may be, a bucket), their problems go way beyond fugly fashions. I notice that you tend to ignore Amy Winehouse’s fug because her fashion issues are the least of her problems. Please can we extend this same courtesy to those in the same situation? I mean picking on Courtney Love and others like her is kind of like picking on the mentally handicapped kid on the playground, you know?
Oh, and let’s leave SWINTON out of this year’s fug madness, too, just by virtue of the fact that she is completely freaking awesome and gets a pass for whatever she chooses to wear. On anyone else, it’s fug. On SWINTON, it is ART.
One last thing: How about a Well-Played Madness? Or Fashion Oscars? Or… Golden … erm… Gowns? Ok that last one was bad. But how about something like that, only with a much catchier and more interesting title?
Joan Collins deserves to have a bracket named after her or least be given the chance to have the “winner” on her show. The woman is a genius!
I don’t suppose we can do this without anyone from a reality show, can we? If not, most of the cast of Jersey Shore should qualify.
I agree with above comments about categories. It is easier for me to compare the fug of two girls who occupy the same niche/commit the same sorts of offenses/are at a certain level of celebrity. A Drew Barrymore should face off against a Kate Hudson, Little J. vs Miley, Amber Rose vs. My Eyeballs and Sense of Decorum…oh sorry, got a little off-track there.
And perhaps we could establish like, a Ring of Honor? Lifetime Fugchievement Award? And deposit there the likes of Swinton or Bai Ling or Joan Collins, who, having brought the crazy in the past, seemed to allow younger, hungrier contestants to grab the glory over the past year.
One more thing: I think there needs to be some recognition of the Fugliest Trends of the Year. Just as any great athlete needs the proper equipment, so does any great fughlete depend on strapless jumpsuits, fishtail dresses, denim rompers, or things that are not pants being worn as pants. (Like skin. TAYLOR.)
Ooh, so many choices! My favourites – for very different reasons – are:
Pixie Geldof – generally awful, rates herself
RiRi – for giving it her all and committing to a look
Britney – Hot. Mess.
Alicia Keys – dress for your shape already!
Thankoo! x
Amber Rose
Momsen
Boobs Legsly
The Sev
Carrie Underwood
Alicia Keys
K-Stew
Kesha (I refuse to spell her name with a dollar sign)
Mickey R.
Juliette L.
J-Lo
T-Mom
Phoebe P.
Kim K.
So obvious but Rihanna seems to out-fug herself at every opportunity. Ditto Amber Rose & Paris Hilton. If there are any more spots for office assistants, please do hire Victoria Beckham. She’s a busy lady so you’d probably only get her a few hours a week but it would be worth it.
Quite frankly, I just stumbled across the Ralph Lauren 2010 Spring Collection (not the pre-spring collection) and I think this collection (eveing gowns excluded) could win the whole 2010 March Madness Fug Award by default.
Seriously – glamorous Grapes of Wrath overalls and satin grease monkey ensembles?
So sad.
Leona Lewis HAS to win. HAS to. Not only is she fug, but she refuses to own her fugness. Her frantic grabs at trendiness and otherwise lack of persona are more offensive to me than most of these people’s deliberate fug.
Take Lady Gaga off the list. Her look is a gimmick, and I don’t want to acknowledge it.
OK:
LEONA
Solange
Brad Pitt
Mischa Barton
Kesha, even though she wants it
the multitude of ridiculous British celebrities that I can’t keep straight
…and my many celebrity biases (including a love-that-will-not-but-really-should-die for Gossip Girl) is preventing me from making objective choices, so I’m done.
Taylor “Seriously, Where is her Mom?”sen
Solange – it’s her time to shine!
Brad “The Satyr” Pitt
Speidi
Boobs Legsly
Nicole Kidman
Leona Lewis
Second the Lifetime Fugchievement Awards idea and agree with exempting Gaga. Also feel we should exempt MOST ice-dancers… sequins/ridiculousness/harlotdom are professional hazards. The Russian team with their creepy silk screened faces and need for sensitivity training being the exception.
I agree with those who have said that Gaga should not be included. she is above judgement!
I feel I should know but I don’t – who is Boobs McLegsley (or variation there of)??
Neither Gaga nor SWINTON for me. They are Above and Beyond the Fug by now.
No Lilo – mental stability code
No Paris, Price or Bai – Haven’t Seen Much of Them and Let’s Keep It That Way thinking
Nominees:
Ag. Deyn
K. Stew
Pam Anderson
Vickie Posh
Lilly Allen
Beyonce, y’all
And, frankly, Ellen De Generes.
Unless she rates SWINTON untouchability…
Lady Gaga has to be included, if only for giving Grammy watchers a clear view of just how good her waxer is. Stage costume or not, “hint of labia” is FUG and deserves a fairly high seed, actually (speaking of labia flapping in the wind, where has Lisa Rinna been lately?)
Leona Lewis for the win!!!
Leave GaGa out of it… it’s a given that’s she’s wacky. No surprise there.
Lindsey Lohan: March Fug Madness is all that stands between her and the next 45-day stint in rehab.
January Jones: someone’s clearly falling down on the job there.
Olivia Palermo: Page Six and SocialiteRank don’t care anymore, and she’ll be totally proud if she wins (!!!).
Kristen Stewart: because everyone here is spoiling for a good fight.
Brad Pitt/William Hurt/Jon Hamm/Jeff Bridges/some random facial-hair throw-in: for the Man Fugs, Beards-Are-Having-A-Moment edition.
Lady Gaga: the SWINTON (“secretly awesome, actually from another planet, if you don’t get it I just — wow, I’m sorry for you”) entry of this year.
Julianne Moore: the Past First Ladies Memorial Fug award winner.
Britney Spears: when it comes to fun, March Fug Madness and Jalapeno Cheetos are about it for Brit.
Chloe Sevigny: because someone has to win.
BTW, Fug Girls … I am PSYCHED. March Fug Madness! Favorite time of year!!!
BTW, Ally?
Your “Mrs Skeffington” category made me spit up my soup.
Kristen Bell
Melissa George
Amber Rose
The entire Pussycat Dolls
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Helena Bonham Carter
Drunkface McCord
Drew Barrymore
Helena Bonham Carter
You know what’s really exciting? We might have enough men to make up an all-male bracket this year. Without even looking back at all the suggestions, I’ve got:
Brad Pitt
RPatt
Johnny Depp (it pains me)
Mickey Rourke
Sub-intern Hamm’s beard
Johnny Weir
the male half of Speidi
the Jersey Shore guys
Keith Urban
the Norwegian men’s curling team (lord, those pants)
and I’m sure I’ve forgotten some of the more fugly examples from the Grammies.
As far as the women go, if Helena Bonham-Carter isn’t on the list, I will light my Bedazzler on fire.
I’m glad to see, and second (or third, or what-have-you), nominations of Helena Bonham Carter’s special tulle-draped brand of crazy, that is frequently tied up in some kind of pretty pink ribbon or some such trapping.
Helena for the win – especially after that gem today!
Drunkface McCord
Helena hand-basket Bonham Carter
Ke$ha
Solange
Lilo
The Britney
BAI LING!
Please leave KStew alone… After the next vamp film comes out I think the strain of living in the fishbowl may cause the poor girl to snap. Besides some of us punk lovers appreciate a young starlet giving the fashion equivalent of the middle finger to the masses.
KStew (for dirt)
Helena Bonham Carter (for crazy)
Amber Rose (for desperate)
JSimp (for cluelessness)
Amber Rose
Taylor Momsen
Kristen Stewart
Heidi Montag
Whitney Port
Mischa Barton
Mickey Rourke
Brad Pitt
TAYLOR MOMSEN!!!!
omg if she doesn’t win the title there’s no hope for America anymore…
Rihanna. Contrived. Untalented. Insipid.
For poor facial hair/grooming:
Brad Pitt
Jason Segal
Jason Bateman
For never dressing appropriately at awards events:
Keith Urban
I think Brad could go all the way!
I hereby announce that I do not think that Lady Gaga should be included…
1. She’s way too easy
2. Technically, most of the stuff she wears could easily be sold as art at an LA contemporary art museum. You could not say that for Juliette Lewis.
3. Her face is actually beautiful and the fact that she typically covers her face makes me think she’s trying to cover that up.
Paris, Mickey Rourke, Pam Anderson (if you call what she wears clothing), Solange, Tyra, Octomom, Jon holy crap what a douchebag Gosselin, Hailey Glassman (who should take it all home simply for that magazine cover), Dina, Ali and Lindsay Lohan. I’d say LiLo for the win, but her sister is coming up strong from behind. Yes, I realize that sounds really bad.
Got to be Momsen for all those awful stockings and ratty extensions. Brad Pitt for the beard and K Stew for everything.
I know this is really mixing up the cultural references, but can’t Fug Madness give out a lifetime achievement award?
And is there an actual award? Def should be Swinton’s likeness. Like the Heisman Trophy.
I don’t think you can leave out Sev, Gaga, Swinton because we think their work is art. It’s a tournament–no one gets a bye!
We can’t forget Tila Tequila!
Alison Sweeney. I’ve been waiting for years for you to add her. It is half of watching biggest loser to see what wackiness she is going to wear.
lady gaga
ke$ha
katy perry
kristen stewart
robpatz (for the hair)
brad pitt (for the beard)
BAI LING
please don’t exempt gaga. her clothes are costumes but crazy but on an epic level. i think we all want to see a year-in-review post about her!
Katy Perry!!!!!
The Kardashians, collectively. Pick a Housewife, any Housewife. Amber Rose. Hm. I’m so bad at remembering this stuff, but then you always remind us so well.
Bai Ling has had a relatively cute/quiet year. Hm. I am also massively puzzled by learning that girlfriend is in her 40′s. It blows my mind.
I will say this: I don’t think it’s fair to include Lady Gaga. Her fashion is part of her art, it’s intended to shock/dazzle/push the envelope/etc. She’s not trying to get on best-dressed lists. As runway fashion is to everyday fashion, so should Lady Gaga be to Fug Madness.
Taylor Momsen FTW!
Drunkface McCord
Phoebe Price (Always & forever fug)
Katy Perry
Amanda whatever her last name is who undressed on the red carpet.
EPIPHANY: We need a TV cast group fug-off. The Kardashians v. the Housewives v. the Gossip Girls AND SO ON. Are you with me????
This is Mischa Barton’s year, I can just feel it.
Belatrix LeStrange/Helena Bonham Carter.
Demi Moore.
Lady Naked Hervey.
Katie/Jordan Price.
Kate Hudson.
To Bird – in the SWINTON archives there is a picture of her that H & J actually declare the Fug Madness Statuette. It’s awesome, as you can imagine.
As far as the suggestion of exempting Courtney Love – I’m a long time Courtney fan and am well aware of just how mentally deranged she is, but she’s INTO fashion. Like, hardcore. She loves her kooky etsy dickensian dolly look and it’s all very deliberate, so no, I don’t think she should get a pass. Hell, she’s screaming for our attention.
Coco’s outfits are always gross
Hailey glassman
JLo has been pretty tacky
taylor momsen’s fug
the cast of jersey shore
rihanna
the olsens
Gaga
the crazy older lady with the crab claw shoes
kesha
Britney
Ke$ha (or Ke$hit as I call her)
DRUNKFACE
Solange
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Lady Gaga LADY GAGA (too much fugness to be ignored )
Amber Rose (even if she looks good as hell)
Shitney
BAI LING (forever my fug queen)
PS.:Lady Gaga
Oh and I forgot R-Patz (except if he learns how to take a shower before Fug Madness begins !)
Hellish Helena Bonham Carter
Hot Mess Category:
Pete Wentz
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Mickey Rourke
Taylor Momsen
Katie/ Jordan/ whoever Price
Pam Anderson
WTF Category:
Phoebe Price
Helena Bonham Carter
Juliette Lewis
Amanda Palmer (seriously. wtf.)
Rihanna
Amber Rose
Brad Pitt (not a hot mess YET but he’s workin on it)
Red Carpet / Not Quite Right Category:
Drew Barrymore
Nicole Kidman
Glam Fug Category:
Posh
Also: Katy Perry and LiLo
Helena Bonham Carter
Coco
Lady Gaga
Drunkface Mc Cord
I’m always so pleased to be asked for my opinion, if only Congress would give me a call … but on to the subject at hand. After some serious review of the past year’s events at DailyCeleb.com I submit the following (in no particular order):
Pamela Anderson – 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards
Carey Mulligan – 62nd Annual DGA
Melody Thornton – 2009 BET Awards
Phoebe Price, Sarah Silverman & Victoria Rowell – 2009 Primetime Emmys
Leona Lewis & Rhianna – 2009 American Music Awards, (Although Rhianna could qualify for a number of her ensembles).
AND, Katy Perry – for the swiss cheese dress, although she too has multiple qualifying entries.
First, I have to say that temporary sub-interns Jon Hamm and Joshua Jackson should probably stay on full time, forever, please.
And now onto my nominations:
Courtney Love is always dressed atrociously, and she’s batshit crazy, so that would be fun.
Katie Holmes. She just looks so depressed and unkempt.
Carrot Top. ‘Nuff said.
Angelina Jolie ’cause she is so goddamned boring.
Jessica Simpson ’cause she has such a knack for picking the least flattering outfit for her body type.
Bai Ling ’cause this contest would be nothing without her.
Swinton because she ROCKS.
Mickey Rourke ’cause he is a hot mess. And he loves dogs.
And Chloe Sevigny ’cause she strikes me as a really pretentious ass; her supposedly brilliant, fashion-forward ensembles are usually ugly and ridiculous; and I can never ever look at her without reliving the horror of seeing her gobbling up Vincent Gallo’s wretched wang.
I can’t think straight for worry over that poor little dog…………
Another vote for the Olsens here. And Taylor Momsen. That might be because their attitude just makes me want to smack them.
“Straighten up! Run a comb through your hair! And for the love of pete, would you just SMILE for once!”
Ahh, I’m a crotchety old bag at 28.
Tilda Swinton reigns supreme.
She doesn’t even have a fugfile, but Shakira in She Wolf made my eyes bleed. CRAZY dancing in a cage wearing a nude leotard and shiny black belt, while licking one’s own fingers = TOO MUCH!!! And completely inappropriate.
the Kartrashians
Leona Lewis
Lilo
Shauna Sand
Helena Bonham Carter! Ever since she married that maniac, she just keeps getting weirder. Did you see her at the Royal premiere of Alice in Wonderland? I rest my case….
i know she will only make the first round or two, but i think you’d be well-advised to get in on the ground floor of this carey mulligan nonsense – there is much more of this pixie-offensive for decades to come.
Anyone who’s been on Terror Watch should be in no doubt. Which brings me to….
Katherine McPhee (What in gay hell?! Worst makeover ever!)
Rupert Everett (Every game show host is now instantly hotter)
The guys really need more mentions.
Thomas Jane, Thomas Jane, Thomas Jane! (Where the hell is my shark wrangler?)
Brad Pitt (Febreze can’t touch him!)
Robert Pattinson
Jon Gosselin
Kanye
Perez
Heidi’s nasty hubby
The list of worthy ladies is scary to say the least:
DRUNKFACE…sing it…Drunkface McCord!
Mischa Barton (Oh my stars!)
Kate Hudson (never would have guessed she had it in her)
Shenae Grimes
Amber Rose
K.Stew (loads of evidence)
Tyra
Lindsey Lohan (I’ll never forgive her for making me hate leggings)
Leighton Meester
Beyonce
Tila Tequila
Cassie (runner-up for worst makeover)
Alicia Keys
Helena, Bai, Posh, Whitney P., Amanda B.,J. Lo and…
All Kardashians
Kristen Stewart, blah she just looks bad in everything.
Britney Spears, applaud her for trying, but she’s just not getting it.
Taylor Momsen, tries too hard.
Jordan, just plain crazy.
And….
Miley Cyrus. Ew.
This will really help cheer me up from the sads that the Olympics have finished now.
Bai Ling makes me thoroughly happy, as do Phoebe Price and SWINTON. If I was suddeny independently wealthy, I would live my life parading around in outlandish attire and posing next to street corners, like Phoebe.
I agree with Shauna Sand and her lucite heels getting their shot.
J.Lo is obviously a given, but I just want to remind everyone that she wore an unforgiving leather bondage cameltoe-punisher suit recently. On purpose.
I think it’s really important that Thomas Jane’s Globes outfit be featured as part of Fug Madness. Those brown shoes with that all black preacher’s ensemble was breathtakingly fugly.
Amber Rose (why do I know her name? She should be dubbed “Kanye’s naked gf”)
Drunkface McCord
Rihanna
Taylor Momsen (front runner!)
Boobs Legly (although she has some beautiful clothes and surely has some god-given($) assets to flaunt, she walks to fine line between sexy starlet and high-end Vegas hooker far too often to be exempt from this contest)
Leighton Meister (her pop persona kills me, as does the singing)
Kristin Stewart (no reason needed, just look at her smarmy track record)
Lady Gaga (because her “performance art” clothing seems to air closer to “shock value” these days)
Mischa Barton
Rupert Everett (he’s got that scary Kenny Rogers thing going on now!)
Gwyneth Paltrow (for her website alone)
Kristin Stewart
Lady Gaga
Eva Avila (If you saw last night’s Olympic Closing Ceremonies, she was the one singing with skirt that looked like the bottom half of an ostrich)
My Nominees:
Taylor Momsen
Kristen Stewart
Amber Rose
Mary Kate Olsen
Robert Pattinson
Miley Cyrus
Leighton Meester
The Jonas Brothers
I know that I have already commented, but I’ve been reading the Swinton-Gaga thing, and have an opinion. My opinion is that, while Swinton and Gaga are practically known as the Fug Madness mascots and therefore don’t necessarily need to be mentioned, I think that you should honor at least Swinton with some sort or variation of a life time achievement honor. I mean, it only seems fit, yes?
@AMANDAPANDA: I agree. I didn’t nominate them, because I think what Gaga, Swinton, and even Helena does is more artistic. They use their clothes as art and I think they all do it brilliantly.
Taylor Momsen for sure!
And seriously, there is no way that SWINTON is getting out of this one…
My SOLE vote goes to Kanye West’s “arm candy.” I have not once EVER seen her looking any kind of normal.
drunkface, no question!
and also carrie underwood.
Taylor Momsen
Lady Gaga
Leona Lewis
Miley Cyrus
Kristin Stewart
Phoebe Price
Beyonce
Kim Kardashian
Lindsay Lohan
Rihanna
Megan Fox
Lindsey Lohan–I have to say that your comments on today’s post (3/2) was most appreciated. Don’t know you come up with that stuff! Hilarious!!!
Courtney Love
Taylor Momsen
Anyone else from Gossip Girl
Kristen Stewart
Miley Cyrus
Helena Bonham-Carter
Agenyss Deyn (sure I spelled that wrong)
Mickey Rourke
Jessica Simpson
Phoebe Price
Olsen twins
Kristen Stewart. Seriously. http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/kristen-stewart-shows-up-at-robert-pattinsons-movie-premiere-201023
Rihanna
Lindsay Lohan
Anne Hathaway
Helena Bonham Carter (spelling?)
Courtney Love
DREW.BARRYMORE.
Avril Lavigne
Misha Barton (spelling? AGAIN?)
TAYLOR.MOMSEN.
Juliette Lewis.
Whoa whoa whoa, wait.
I forgot Kelis, Quentin Tarantino, and Robert Pattinson (if I had nightmares, they’d probs be of me being forced to run my fingers through his hair).
Momsen
LiLo
K. Stew
Amber Rose
Riri
Leighton Meester
Mischa Barton
Miley Cyrus
I want to nominate Heidi’s new face, but I am sad that anyone would feel so insecure when she looked great just the way she was. So I can’t bring myself to mock it this way — I just want her to get some good therapy!
I think Lindsey’s latest put her right back in. The harem/pajama pants… Oh, the humanity…
And although the SWINTON has been MIA lately, her eternal fashion star shines on.
And the cast of the Hills/the City and whatever other spin-off of that reality brilliance there is. They all look alike to me so I think it should be one entry for all.
I am convinced she is in fact actively trying to get a spot in the competition, but you have to give it to Kanye’s GF – she works hard for the money.
And I think Rihana. Some think she is fashion forward. I think she is stuck in the 80s because she never had the pleasure of living through it but the music sounds oh-so-cool…
We need Courtney. She’s got a new album coming out, so she’s out and about a LOT more. She may pull through and surprise us all.
I’m in favor of including SWINTON and GaGa, if only because SWINTON and I have the same hair color (mine was in a bottle marked Agent Orange; I wonder what hers was) and because GaGa may or may not be a chandalier come to life.
leighton meester (as a popstar, not when shes being an actress)
drunkface,
Swinton, for her geniusness
and Olsens – together – to win.
Stupid slut with pocket dog.
Sorry fug nation, that was the kind, on-topic version. Twats like this set back the humanist movement.
Juliette Lewis is off her nut, has anyone noticed?
Beyonce seems nice but the Christian Tramp Initiative died with Magdalena.
The Olsens go out in NYC looking like mess explosions and pout when they get noticed.
Swinton is phenomenal. KD Lang is worth crossing party lines for.
Ke$ha – because just typing her name is fugly
K. Stewart – because she needs to end the death stares
Rhianna – because I pretty much hate almost everything she wears except the alien death dress
I vote for Johnny Weir! I adore his show on the Sundance channel, and his design choices are…memorable. Plus, he doesn’t have a stylist, so he’s choosing all of these things himself.
Also, Rhianna. She wears a LOT of jumpsuits. Is it possible to have a bracket just for people who wear jumpsuits?
Gaga for the red leather Victorian number that she wore to meet the queen. It’s the total opposite of her usual pantsless state.
SWINTON because I can’t get enough of her unique stylings.
Kristin Stewart for looking generally unwashed and disheveled.
Tiny Tavi. I love her, but she wears some wacky stuff.
Ke$ha
K.Spew (Oh, SORRY, did I spell that wrong?)
Amber Rose
Courteney Love
Madonna
Britney, y’all!
LiLo
Lady GaGa
Phoebe Price
SWINTON
Rihanna
Bai Ling
But, please, not Helena. I love her to death, and while, sure, she may wear some…interesting things, which you or I may not wear, that’s her, and it suits her to a tee. However, à la everyone in the above list, there’s a fine line between expressing your personality, and just trying WAY too hard to look like a prostitute.
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